Brinsworth House Baiter

Which begs the obvious question... how do you know there wasn't?

My god...and pray tell, where can one purchase these DVD's?

Spinning stiffs? Dickie loving? This thread is becoming smutty double entendre heaven!

And suddenly my cream of mushroom cup a soup doesn't look as appetising...

Dickie O is a suberb actor, he will go down in history as a legend. Who can forget his portrayal of Dick Turpin, Dickie playing Dick fantastic casting. His performances have lifted acting to new olympian heights of brilliance. Larry Olivier had nothing on Dickie, If there's any justice he should get a Knighthood for services to British TV. Arise Sir Dickie O. Not 100% certain, but I'd take a guess that Alanis Morisette could have written something about this... something along the lines of having ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife... I think King Dickie is more with us than against us. Of course, I could be wrong... it happens frequently...

Not quite sure what that means and the site doesn't define it. A woman with attitude? She always struck me as a bit sugary and lacking in sass. Lacking in sass? Don't Fancy Yours Much Mate

Sorry... the date at the top fooled me...didn't notice the december 2004 date at the bottom. Aplogies for getting everyone excited.

Doesn't look good... john inman latest

Purely to keep this thread burning you understand.... Oh yes he was!

There is if you register...

Queens Park Rangers obviously looking after their number one celebrity fan- something to keep his cider cool. QPR In Go All Innovative Shock Now, if they could just start selling something to keep his rocks nice & safe...

But not in the Top 20: Top 20 Canadians

Just happened to be cruising by were you?

Richard? Is that really you? Glad you're well enough to use a laptop-now,where's my f*****g autograph?

Ah, the old O'Sullivan/ Brando who was the better actor debate. Most people plump for Brando, remembering his eight Academy Award nominations & two wins... but a quick reference check on the web will soon show you that Dicky O won the greater amount of awards: Academy Awards Nominations- Best supporting child actor- Carry On Teacher Best Supporting Actor- Spare the Rod Best Supporting Actor- And Women Shall Weep Academy Award Wins- Every Day's A Holiday, Futtocks End & Au Pair Girls (Best Actor) TV Quick Magazine Awards 1976- Winner of the sitcom cheeky boy award. FHM Men of the Year Awards 1975- Winner of the I Wanna Be the Scrawny Get Living With Two Hot Pieces of Totty award. 1977 Vidal Sassoon Fasion Awards- Winner of the Best Sideburns with Grey Tints Category TV Times Awards 1979- Best Drama Programme (Dick Turpin) TV Times Awards 1979- Most Fanciable Male in the Dad's Best Mate Category The 1980 Radio Broadcasting Awards- The Dicky O' Show! (Radio 1) The 1981 American Adult Video Awards- Best Money Shot ( As the Pizza Delivery Guy in Here Cums Dick) 1983 BAFTA Award for Best Documentary- Richard O'Sullivan explores the lives of nuns (Man About The Convent) TV Awards 1984- Best Police Series (Hawaii Dicky O) The 1985 BBC Lifetime Award for Pissing Off Tony Blackburn TV Awards 1986- Best Crime Drama (Private Dick) 1989 BAFTA Award for his portrayal of a man coming to terms with testicular cancer in Robin's Test(es) TV Soap Awards 1992- Best Newcomer (Playing Dirty Den's long lost brother, Robin Watts in EastEnders) TV Soap Awards 1992- Most Fanciable Male TV Soap Awards 1994- Best Storyline (Robin Watts living with Dot Cotton & Ethel Skinner) TV Soap Awards 1994- Most Fanciable Male TV Quick Soap Awards 1995- Best Storyline (Robin Watts taking over the cafe & running it with the wife of a Radio Walford disc jockey) TV Quick Soap Awards 1995- Most Fanciable Male TV Soap Awards 1996- Best Soap Exit (Robin Watts being beaten to death in the Arches after coming out & declaring his love for Phil) ITV Comedy Awards 1997- Best Sitcom (I Lived With Two Horny Bints in the 70's & Never Got A Dose) The BBC Award for Lifetime Contribution to the Entertainment Industry Oh, & let's not forget the theme music from Robin's Nest (which Dicky O' wrote) being number one in the charts from 1980-1987) As we all know, Richard sadly retired from showbiz & his family rather cruelly tricked him into Brinsworth House on the premise that Paula Wilcox & Sally Thomsett were waiting for him there. Upon seeing that it was actually Charlie Drake & Tony Blackburn's mate Alan Freeman, Richard fell ill. Brando/ O'Sullivan? No contest. Marlon would have killed for an eigth of Dicky O's success & recognition, so methinks the debate endeth here.

Cheap shot !. Not at 7 grand a time it isn't.

Are you about to burst into a rendition of 2 Unlimited's perennial 'No Limits'?

We could always discuss this here, Windsor. Er, perhaps not... Blimey, those royal chatting people are even sicker than us!

Ooh yes... methinks black balaclavas sporting the DL logo would look rather fetching whilst doing the weekly banking/shopping.

Call your mommy, I know she reads the best magazine around (People). But I bet your scumbag brother allready beat you to it!!!!! HA HA HA HA What? Are the sardines following the trawler? You are Eric Cantona, aren't you?

Whoops! Have no wish to appear or be thought of as sexist or chauvanistic, so apologies to all you birds out there as well.

Hey hey, one out of three ain't bad then! Medal!

There were three in the Current Bun today that seem to have gone unnoticed either here or in the near misses thread: California's oldest Death Row inmate Clarence Allen, 76, was executed yesterday after governor Arnie refused him clemency. James Chadwin QC who defended Peter Sutcliffe in 1981 died aged 74. A consumer expert on ITV's This Morning gassed himself with a generator at his home. Steve Whatley, 46, also worked for QVC. Apologies if these have been mentioned elsewhere- just trying to do my duty, sirs, as a deathlister!

too much hassel..... Well done, sir.

I know what I'd rather buy.... Yes, me too. Kylie's bum. Wouldn't it be a better deal to buy both her breasts at £7000 each, or are they not deemed in perfect condition anymore?