Brinsworth House Baiter

Wouldn't it go beautifully with some romantic theme music from the 1940's. It's like a happy ending of a ancient love film. 'Tears in your eyes' - Why don't you make it your new signiture? I have thought long and hard....and I simply, just can't think of another word for Banshees. Yes, I can. Twat.

TH is like an absentee landlord who has suddenly developed an interest in his tenements. Only us rent payers don't F*****g like the dickhead. That is an amazing reply! It encapsulates my feelings exactly, even though I have never met the guy. Had I done so, I am of the opinion that, should I meet the twat in the flesh, I'd kick his F*****g head in.

Bubbles is Brinsworth House Baiter's little friend with the hat and glass of champagne. They are very close. They are almost like companions, only he is considered more of an item. Or maybe a dog is the better definition of the bond they have together. This should be a Death OList definition....thank you, Banshees.... I know it wasn't a compliment, but it sounded nice...

My question remains pertinent, no matter how you visualise it up...who the F**k is Typhoid Harry?

So your saying that you don't want to help me join you for a good mood? It was me whom you quoted.... You gay.... No it wasn't! You gay!

So your saying that you don't want to help me join you for a good mood? It was me whom you quoted.... You gay....

How about darkening your doom?

I understand ye sir, but I am well pissed by this stage. Always liked crows, they never take any sh*t from anyone. No matter thy be pissed, young Tempus... Don't feel down... The crows tell I that you could come harvest with Six and I....

I have no idea what the above means...I just wanna stride out here in my cossie and say- F**k evolution! No, hang on, F**k devolution! No, hang on...F**k the revolution! I'm in my cossie, remember? F**k...mod control in the Dicky O' Room.... Whew...talking about mods...could anyone ask for the pool to be warmed up? Only my wanglers are geting cold and shrivelled. One can only command an army of crows to do so much you know.

Indeed, he seems to like taking strict action against members he doesn't like. Most mods just use the warning system but thats obviously not good enough for this twat. Weatherman90, he is itching to ban you so you had better be on your best behaviour. Banshees, stop grovelling. Who the F**k is Typhoid Harry? See you in 24 hours... Seriously though...only been away a week...I'm familiar with Typhoid Harry's name, but why is he suddenly banning people?

Oh no! Stop the press! Dicky O' thread being censored again? By mods? Civil war? I'm too tired this time...

So, the mighty Villa are now the only remaining unbeaten Premiership side. I hate to be a pessimist, but I'm still finding it hard to shake off these years of Ellis and keep asking myself 'when will the bubble burst?' Will this be the pinnacle of our season or is Martin's magic going to take us to the Promised Land that is the Champion's League? Am I the only Death Lister who gives a crap? Answers on a postcard please to the usual address, marked: 'When will Villa finally lose and shut that bloody BHB up?

What a scurrillous slur, Hacky! From the pic he quite obviously still cuts a fine figure of a man and does not yet have to resort to incest.

You might be even easier to find if you dressed up like your avatar. In fact, wouldn't it be easier if we all just dressed up like our avatars. I'd definitely go if you were dressed like your avatar, Slave- Fenella Fielding in Carry On Screaming...mmm. I'll be the one in the beer garden in the middle of my army of crows, drinking champagne beneath my top hat.

Did I miss Bruno's birthday? Many happy and belated returns! I don't feel too bad about missing it as I've a sneaking suspicion that he won't have seen that much of it either. Well, maybe he saw it, whether he remembers any of it is a different matter entirely.

Star Crossed wrote: If that is your perception I suggest you seek therapy. Jesus Christ! I suppose if Sid James was still alive and making Carry Ons you'd want him on a register. I've been formulating this opinion for some time, and I'm no psychiatrist by any means, but I think there's something wrong with you.

Cheers, ATJ, nobody's ever likened it to a pole before...

Welcome back, Godot, old chum. Perhaps attempting to sell Big Issues whilst wearing a top hat and large shades was not the best of ideas. Pizza Guy- welcome to the forum. May I enquire as to your avatar? Please tell me that it is a still from the opening scene from some deliciously smutty girl on girl action film. I imagine they are slightly tipsy, having consumed some cider or wine and are discussing their absolute bastards of boyfriends...shortly before one of them drunkenly slurs 'who needs men anyway?' 'Not me,' says her inebriated companion, pulling a large marital aid from behind the sofa, 'and now neither do you.' 'Oh yes, please. Did you know that I've fancied you ever since that sleep over we had back when we were at school?' 'That school we both attended where we wore incredibly skimpy St Trinian's-like uniforms?' 'Yes, that's what I mean. Did you know that I still have my skimpy uniform?' 'No, really?' 'Yes, it's upstairs. Do you think I can still get into it?' 'With a svelte figure like yours, I'm sure you can.' 'Would you like to come upstairs and help me into it?' 'Won't that mean you'll have to take the clothes you're wearing off first?' 'Yes....you can help me with that too...take my hand...' <cue soft music as they ascend the stairs hand in hand> What? Is my inner monologue not working? Whoops! Perhaps I should hold a poll to see who wants the second scene.......

He was a pain in the arse when he played for my beloved Feyenoord. I thought they got a bit of discipline into him at Arsenal, but it appears that didn't work completely. Otherwise he's a talented footballer. Trivia: I played against his granddad at chess once. regards, Hein You haven't mentioned the result, MH, so are we to take it that you lost to old man Van Persie?

Just got time to pop in and chant: 'Villa, Villa, Villa!' And 'Martin O'Neil's claret and blue army!' Gotta go now. See y'all later!

I don't know, but what I do know is that this thread is rather like a car crash up on the motorway- you just can't stop looking, whilst realising that you really shouldn't... At the end of the day, I'm just pleased Banshees has found a friend. Although looking at the timings of his posts I do hope that this wasn't some drunken, one nighter thing that he's now regretting. Sitting there, looking at his switched off PC and thinking, 'no, I didn't, did I? Did I?'

I really, really like this Lady Clarissa Richmond fellow...long may she post in my favourite thread of all time. Lady, a while back I used to post in here a lot. A helluva lot. For my troubles I got a lot of 'elder' Death Listers jumping on my back and threatening to delete the thread etc. Indeed, as you'll know, having recently read the entire thread, there was something of a civil war a while back when the thread was locked by a mischievous mod who, for very acceptable reasons which I will not go into, forgot to unlock it. Fortunately the situation restored itself to normal. There are a lot of members who detest this thread, but there are an equal number, if not more, who hold much affection for it. Keep posting and doing that thing you do!

Pooka, the stalker, becomes the stalked....

BITCH DONT TALK ABOUT THE TONGAN KING LIKE THAT FOR I COME OVER THEIR AND KICK YOUR ASS. Well technically he's not the Tongan king because the old c***'s dead. But I'll respect your wishes. I don't wish to appear like a sycophantic post whore or nowt, but man, The Pooka? He be on fire tonight, man!

Wasn't Gordon Ramsey done for lewd behaviour when a joke backfired (he claimed)... I don't know. Although if he was in Exeter Coach station during the mid eighties and had his intruding cock swatted with a rolled up copy of Kerrang! and then released a blood curdling cry, then yes, he did. F*****g Jock pervert.