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    Vera Lynn

    Ahh, nursing home savvy!! I can see Mary seizing the opportunity here and doing a Bill Sykes by getting you to break into Brinsworth House and the like to go and open the front door for him. He will be up and down the corridors making notes for hours. Top work lads, you've just reminded me that I came across a 'client' at work today who has his own Wiki page, not a guarantee of an obit I know, but I think he'll get one somewhere - now, how can I ensure the old git hangs on till January 1st, because I'd bet my boots he'd be a unique pick for Lard! Do you normally come across your clients???????? Susie Dent to I think Nick Hewer on Countdown; "you've never come across a teddy?".
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    Star Wars Deaths

    I think the word that describes it, is "plummet" No it ain't. I was thinking more in the ways of this forced landing Sorry Phantom but from the video it's clear the helicopter wasn't plummeting towards the ground; had it done so, everyone would have died and no one did. "Landed on it's side" says the reporter; the official NTSB enquiry begs to differ. It landed upright, then bounced and flipped over. Why let the truth get in the way of a good story. http://www.ntsb.gov/about/employment/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief2.aspx?ev_id=20130827X74159&ntsbno=CEN13LA507&akey=1 plum·met ˈpləmət/ noun 1. a steep and rapid fall or drop. I think it can be classed as a rapid fall or drop. It wasn't steep and it wasn't rapid; read the full report.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    I think the word that describes it, is "plummet" No it ain't. I was thinking more in the ways of this forced landing Sorry Phantom but from the video it's clear the helicopter wasn't plummeting towards the ground; had it done so, everyone would have died and no one did. "Landed on it's side" says the reporter; the official NTSB enquiry begs to differ. It landed upright, then bounced and flipped over. Why let the truth get in the way of a good story. http://www.ntsb.gov/about/employment/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief2.aspx?ev_id=20130827X74159&ntsbno=CEN13LA507&akey=1
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    Whom Are You Tarring With The Epithet "twunt"?

    You're gonna die before Peter Falk. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=7248&page=17#entry211198
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    To err is human, to admit to it is divine.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    I think the word that describes it, is "plummet" No it ain't.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2016

    Interesting philosophical question, that. The phenotype who was Henrietta Lacks is dead and likely to remain so in the forseeable future. Her genotype is very much alive. As long as we don't know how to create a phenotype from a HeLa culture, the difference with dead is slim. Indeed, maybe there is even a third kind of death, after cardiac death and brain death, it's cell death. With no need to start a new thread http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=7248&hl=prison
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Coincidentally, today's also the 120th anniversary of the death of Sir Henry Rawlinson, 1st Baronet Where is the councidence? SC Clicking on the link provided by Time you will read: Sir Henry Rawlinson, 1st Baronet From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia "Sir Henry Rawlinson" redirects here. For the character created by Vivian Stanshall, see Sir Henry at Rawlinson End.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    I'm the exact same.
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    Star Wars Deaths

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    Gospel & Christian Music

    I think this new thread is covered by MPFC's Hymn Writers thread started back in 2005. As far as I know it's not been archived.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I'll have a pint of heavy with a bottle of Glenmorangie chaser.
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    The Dead Of 2015

    Sorry but how does one unsuccessfully shoot themselves in the head? Either they hit the target or they didn't. SC He shot himself in the head but didn't inflict a fatal wound. It's fairly simple to deduce. that's what he meant but didn't say On a point of pedantry he was successful in shooting himself in the head. I have to go with SC on this one. Did I just say that?
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    Room 101

    Okay, you ever heard it any other time? I still think had a very low and borderline-cryogenic status until the age of "4chan" super-dweeboids who all somehow manage to hack impenetrable US security computers AND Hollywood starlet's dirty phone pictures at the same time using only one hand. Not from around the time of the incident 'til today.
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    Room 101

    Good change from the usual Room 101 stuff... It was probably intended (semi-consciously) to make people feel uncomfortable. It's definitely an internet-era coined word, coined by someone who batters their own about 50 times a day..... or did when he invented it. I'd be amazed if there's any record of it before 2000....... or even 2005 for that matter. There's many reasons why it makes you feel so grossed out but I don't wanna go into them, maybe someone else who does feel like being gross and is also thinking the same as me about it, will do so. In the early 70s my friend Tim received a detention for originating a note passing in class. The teacher saw it being passed, took possession of it and realised from the handwriting it was Tim. Written on the piece of paper was peen wank.
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    Gary Glitter

    "The home of former Conservative MP Harvey Proctor has been searched by police investigating historical allegations of child abuse." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31744282 OK he wasn't senior but I reckon a few people wouldn't like to see him in court.
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    The Dead Of 2015

    You are in error; Time did it eight hours earlier. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=2384&page=17#entry221842
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    Sam Simon

    Not necessarily, i have been waiting for about 10 years for Zsa Zsa Gabor to die and it still hasn't happened, beginning to think it will never happen. Peter Falk she ain't!
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Did Sir Creep use the word arse?
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    Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets

    Well I think they're hoping for a "yes he did it, but it was his brother's idea". Much like Greg Owen and Kelly Gissendaner
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    A Joke

    That reminds me of the time we were in a restaurant in Dublin. There was a cheeseboard on the menu. Wondering if it would have Irish cheeses or a general selection, I asked the waitress what kind of cheese was featured. She didn't know. She would have to go and ask in the kitchen, she said. On her return, she had the answer. "It's just cheese", she said. Was there a bouzouki player in the room?
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Then if necessary you can go on like the 17 year old who had reduction surgery. "When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches - around the size of a grapefruit."
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    Political Frailty

    Dad, I couldn't care less about how your sweater-wearing sunday school teacher taught you to draw concentric sphincters on a chalkboard during the few moments in the late 50s when you weren't doing duck and cover drills! It has no meaning! And like anyone who has half a brain worth saving Hitler-style, I only see whirring spiral vortexes when people try to start explaining stuff with circular bullshit. The only reason why you should post something in the Dead of 2015 when you've already posted it in the relevant thread is because you think it's notable enough that it should go on there so people can scroll through at the end of the year and remind themselves which big names died. Since the most memorable thing about that senator is the funny joke you made, he definitely doesn't count. Okay? YOU SWIVEL-EYE CROP CIRCLE MOTHERFUCKER. Also suggest I'm gettin jiggy with Deathray again and I'll do another complete 180 and call for your banning I think you mean vortices; you are British and this is a British website.
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    Denis Healey

    I think you look more like Arthur Wellesley.
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    Denis Healey

    Is this you on the left?
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