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    Fidel Castro

    No, but I remember doing a crossword once and a clue was tidal forces upset communist president. P.S. I'm doing a crossword at the minute and I think 7 up is lemonade but I'm not certain. Hi! 7-up is a lemon flavoured soda/ fizzy drink. To me it seems sweeter than Sprite.Hope Castro expires soon!
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    Gary Glitter

    It's not always a well received observation but I'd cop for GG being one of the best gigs I ever saw, an absolute showman! I was never a fan and I was reluctantly dragged to one of his gigs in the early 90s. To say he brought the house down would be an understatement. A good time was had by one and all.
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    The Dead Of 2015

    You're stealing Book's thunder. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=7763&page=9#entry218480
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    Fidel Castro

    No, but I remember doing a crossword once and a clue was tidal forces upset communist president. P.S. I'm doing a crossword at the minute and I think 7 up is lemonade but I'm not certain.
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    Fort William Football Club

    Bring us a stick of rock back.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    Possibly from the Liverpool Echo and then picked up by the nationals. I've said too much.
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    That UK Election Thing

    In the late 70s I went to commission some electrical equipment we had supplied to a U.K. oil refinery. The equipment was certified for use in an area that is likely to contain an explosive gas and it was plugged into an ordinary 13 amp socket. When I queried this I was told that one side of the painted line on the floor was considered hazardous whilst the other side wasn’t. “Does the gas know that”, I asked. Yeah there's lots of fucktards around. The worst are the ones that actually think they're smart. (*motions/gestures vaguely towards his 'ma even though he's not really sure where she is*) Was this refinery in Scotland perchance? Some might say it's about the only fucking thing that's "refined" up there No, it's south of the Scottish border and east of the Welsh border. Ask Lindsey, she knows which one. Eh? You know Lindsey
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    That UK Election Thing

    In the late 70s I went to commission some electrical equipment we had supplied to a U.K. oil refinery. The equipment was certified for use in an area that is likely to contain an explosive gas and it was plugged into an ordinary 13 amp socket. When I queried this I was told that one side of the painted line on the floor was considered hazardous whilst the other side wasn’t. “Does the gas know that”, I asked. Yeah there's lots of fucktards around. The worst are the ones that actually think they're smart. (*motions/gestures vaguely towards his 'ma even though he's not really sure where she is*) Was this refinery in Scotland perchance? Some might say it's about the only fucking thing that's "refined" up there No, it's south of the Scottish border and east of the Welsh border. Ask Lindsey, she knows which one.
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    Gary Glitter

    Which tosser posted the ill informed nonesense above? It ain't gannin' well in court so far, loaded or not, there's a chance of custodial time, regular kickings and a toll being taken on GG's 70 year old frame. I've changed my mind MPFC; you're not suffering from Alzheimer's, you're suffering from self-deprecation.
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    That UK Election Thing

    In the late 70s I went to commission some electrical equipment we had supplied to a U.K. oil refinery. The equipment was certified for use in an area that is likely to contain an explosive gas and it was plugged into an ordinary 13 amp socket. When I queried this I was told that one side of the painted line on the floor was considered hazardous whilst the other side wasn’t. “Does the gas know that”, I asked.
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    That UK Election Thing

    Agreed. This'll be the first general election I can vote in if some if you want to feel old. No idea where my cross is going at the minute. Holy fuck... I thought it; you said it.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    I have just found this on Twatter regarding Gerald Sim. My apologies if this has been posted before.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2015

    Was discussed on the Mollie Sugden thread and seems he is. I had him on my sit-com team last year, and just figured I got unlucky with no obit, so I dropped him this year. Last I looked, he was still alive. Couldn't find anything to state otherwise. The showbiz rag The Stage publishes obits from famous to obscure people and they've not got one for him. Remember he is the younger brother of Sheila Sim and she's still with us.
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    That UK Election Thing

    Hell yeah, that's dead pooling paradise if we could only find a way to stop those tax dodgers dodging off to the Cayman Islands. We could send a task force to invade the Caymans and then occupy them so that the tax dodgers ... Oh, hang on, we haven't got any aircraft carriers and won't have a fully operational one until 2020. Bugger!
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    The Chequered Flag

    You didn't read my PM. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1552&page=3&hl=nascar#entry53140
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2016

    I don't think he will qualify for next year's list, he died in 2011. This joke has been running for six years now and you think just because he died it's gonna stop us?
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    That UK Election Thing

    Agreed. This'll be the first general election I can vote in if some if you want to feel bored. No idea where my cross is going at the minute. I'm voting for whichever party wants to make the biggest pension cuts to Norfolk telephone-pole spanner-monkeys. Are the Monster Raving Loony Party fielding a candidate this time round?
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    Quiz Time

    The MI5 test. They're recruiting.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    We know. Red Flag told us two posts above your's.
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    Oldest People

    It will sink into the deep and come to rest among the other unglorious topics. regards, Hein Well it did but it's resurrected itself.
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    Oldest People

    She's immobile and under a blanket, she might say she feels like a 70 year old but I'm not seeing her waddling down the Post Office to grab her place in the pension queue. She's one of ours however much she protests. She's a bit of a cougar then. Wouldn't that finish her off? We'd only know if someone gave it a go CoF, send her love letter and keep us informed of the results! Therein lays the problem!
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    Oldest People

    She's immobile and under a blanket, she might say she feels like a 70 year old but I'm not seeing her waddling down the Post Office to grab her place in the pension queue. She's one of ours however much she protests. She's a bit of a cougar then. Wouldn't that finish her off?
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    Football

    I think Antony Cotton is talking out of his arse regarding the number of woolies in football.
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    Political Frailty

    True, from our point of view, however Cleggy thinks he's going to keep all his MPs and remain in coalition; Iain Dale begs to differ: He says we'll end up with a rainbow coalition. I wonder what flag they'll use?
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    Scientists, Inventors And Techno Wizards

    you posted that twice by mistake ! Doh!
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