Cat O'Falk

Three local rags and 'The Metro' have published in the last few hours 'what will happen when Prince Philip dies'. https://www.essexlive.news/news/prince-philip-dead-what-happens-1808231 https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-philip-dead-what-happens-13935420 https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/what-happens-prince-philip-dies-1807807 https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/20/will-happen-prince-philip-dies-expect-funeral-mourning-period-7741147/

@Sir Creep Pray, do tell why you're angered by this post.

How appropriate for the original sub-heading of this thread 'You Nearly Got Me'.

Passed away to fluffy bunnyland by any chance?

I was reading up on Edward's dad, Ernest Shackleton, a while back and thought that being buried on South Georgia he wouldn't get many visitors.

@Death ImpendsWill an administrator set the swear filter to substitute 'croaked' for 'passed on', or at the very least, 'died' ? We're dealing in death here, not fluffy bunnyland.

It shouldn't read 'none of the above' but should read 'no more deaths this year' and be applied throughout the whole year.

It's raining!

charon doesn't think he's funny.

No, there's a lot more to come over the next 70 years or so.

Are you not going for Nicholas Parsons and Murray Walker as well? They both turn 95 on the 10th October. You've got the makings of a theme team there.

Here's an interactive map that allows you to raise sea levels by up to 60m and lets you zoom into street level. Opinions differ but 60m is around the maximum rise if all the ice in the world melted. I'm safe at around 80m.

Aye, but on another point of pedantry, Nancy was a catholic and never remarried; I'm sure she classed herself a widow when Frank died.

I remember her back in the day talking on TV about this. When she replied it isn't in the U.S., it's in the U.K., he said oh, it's in England.

@Lord Fellatio Nelson What have you done with Lardy? It's a month since she's been around.

How about:

George Dubya thought Wales was in the U.S. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/bush-asks-what-state-is-wales-1608549

Paging @charon, paging charon; would charon please come to the Mad Mike Hoare thread immediately.

Oh go on, do tell. With the subject of avatars rearing its head, I was minded that I sent a PM to @Sir Creep a couple or three years ago showing him how he could show his cunt and left foot toes: I was just waiting until someone (preferably him) noticed what I'm up to. However, today's winner is Joey!

The Donald has landed.

Send your answers to: emma.richardson@cumbria.ac.uk

I'll second that.

YoungWillz isn't rebooting threads. It's just a subtle poke at admin/mods that the person is dead but the is missing. This thread's isn't, so you obviously don't get it.

You're probably thinking of Olimpija Ljubljana and Qarabag FK . Kick off is a 7pm and you can watch it live on Eurosport.