Cat O'Falk

Before:

Apart from the oven bulbs and the main oven element needing replacing twice, nothing has gone wrong with it and I've had it at least 10 years. The element is at the back and takes five minutes to replace. Elements are less than a tenner on ebay.

Lololololol. It's my trusty kitchen devil. I've had it for at least 20 years and it gets a few strokes of a stone once a month and you could perform surgery with it.

Lol. No, I used my superb Hotpoint EW85: Fan ovens are brilliant. Today I'll be making a dozen muffins.

I made a keesh qeesh cheash egg, bacon and cheese pie this morning; I can't stop cutting slivers off it and eating them.

How deep are your pockets for your first telescope? What are you prepared to pay for something that you might put in the back of the garage after the novelty has worn off? Give me a ballpark figure. P.S. If it's under $700 then I recommend: https://www.meade.com/www-meade-com-products-telescopes-etx-125-observer-etx-125-observer-html.html

I'm giving up rentboys.

Well the thread title fits if not the content: Death Related Trivia and Facts

Knock it off.

Saratov Airlines flight 6W703 / SOV703 Descended 2,950 feet in 22 seconds. That's an average speed of 91 mph.

Gertrude Shilling she ain't.

FTFY

Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study which has also uncovered the bizarre ways people have died pleasuring themselves. One man whilst wearing pantyhose, a raincoat and a diving suit as well as a plastic bag over his head, died after sitting next to a heater as he tried to melt slices of cheese on his body. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5367569/Masturbation-kills-100-Germans-year-study-finds.html

It's being held in @time's neck of the woods; will he be attending?

"Exploding coconut 'sent fear' through crematorium staff". Bolton council has warned people against placing items in coffins as they can cause "a hell of an explosion" during cremation. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42920984

Bibliogryphon's Blighty bound: https://www.flightradar24.com/BAW467/105189c9 Edit: Landed 1240 hrs GMT.

FTFY

805 North Rexford Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90210 U.S.A.

Congratulations to @gcreptile on his 5,000th post.

Bibliogryphon's on his way from Brussels to Bilbao: https://www.flightradar24.com/BEL6ME/104aa602 Edit: Landed 2221 hrs GMT

Most probably 1944. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnx3/topics/1944_births It ties in with the GRO births index as well, including two younger siblings as per her Wikipedia entry.