Cat O'Falk

T'ou kiart whooinney, ta mee cummal ayns Doolish agh cha nel baatey aym. Nee maylart speyrey foays dhyt.

I'd say he's wank fodder for tadpoles. It's the enormity of the wad in his wallet that keeps the good looking lasses coming into his life, right? Or the enormity of his todger in his pants. https://youtu.be/dbsD_mcu62E?t=15

He's put in an expenses claim for a train ticket between Leicester and London whilst he was 1,400 miles away in Tunisia. http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/keith-vaz/story-29891272-detail/story.html

Handy to know her home port is Douglas - Isle of Man. Now who do we know who lives on the Isle of Man?

I can't believe no-one's done a Rick-roll yet.

Maybe use this thread instead for this? https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8436-predict-the-drop-40/?p=215870 Or just how about not posting every stream of consciousness? There's a reason he's the only blocked person on this site for me. But when y'all comment on his posts I'm forced to see them in all their ignominious glory. SC Well. That's just life man. OH SHIT ! What have I done? How can I erase this reply?

Grandad dies after falling into boiling geyser while walking in Bolivia

He has his own thread. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/1182-bill-clinton/

https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8629-the-dead-of-2016/page-61#entry280044

In what way is this ironic? He doesn't seem to have died as a result of an exercise machine bursting into flames or summat.

To mark the 400th anniversary in 2005, Richard Hammond made a programme called The Gunpowder Plot: Exploding The Legend, whereby they reconstructed the Houses of Parliament building as it was in 1605 and then blew it up using gunpowder. Here's the whole program but linked so as to start towards the end and the big bang. http://youtu.be/zI9WMJX85Eg?t=3122

Chrome didn't give me the option to continue, I had to use IE to get the option.

Can someone put a shilling in the meter please. Thank You.

Any Ballchinians there?

On a double-decker bus. https://www.flightradar24.com/UAE39/b85aec6 Plenty of room on top, ding-ding. Edit: Landed 1121hrs GMT.

Bibliogryphon's on his way back to Blighty on the first leg of two; Addis Ababa to Dubai. https://www.flightradar24.com/ETH612/b84e70c N.B. Service is intermittent in this neck of the woods. Edit: Landed 0016hrs GMT.

Aye, 'twas you. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8572-deadpool-detective-work/page-3#entry275671

Why do you think he's a good candidate for croaking it next year?

A new addition to my vocabulary courtesy of tonight's BBC 2's Only Connect: apocolocyntosis - the act of turning into a pumpkin.

Wankers or turnips?

FTFY

Not feeling like a million dollars, David Van Day gets a stent fitted after "suffering a heart attack". http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3889666/Dollar-star-David-Van-Day-59-recovering-hospital-following-heart-attack.html

She's likely to live for another 40 years.