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    Crap Poetry Corner

    A lesbian who came from Khartoum Took a nancy boy up to her room She turned out the light Said let's get this right Who does what and with which and to whom?
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    The Death Penalty

    The lone star state has carried out its first execution in six months. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3824410/Texas-death-row-inmate-executed-lethal-injection-murdering-couple-shooting-son-2003-rampage.html
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    Stephen Hawking

    A better poker player than Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEa7CfPaCRw
  4. St Andrews Royal Dornoch Muirfield Turnberry Carnoustie A bit pricey to buy the full set though.
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    Jimmy Carter

    To steal a gag from someone else (I can't be arsed finding out who it was), it will definitely be his last 92nd Birthday. That was me! Nice one; but get up earlier next time Ah but DW got 14 likes when he said it. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/1430-23-jimmy-carter/page-15#entry237928
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    Room 101

    The British media just blindly copying and pasting American stuff without checking to see if it’s relevant in the U.K.! The British press are saying that there’s a black moon in the UK today; NO THERE ISN’T! The mainland US had a new moon on 1st September and again today, thereby making today’s a black moon. However, because of the time difference between the US and the UK those same two new moons are on 1st September and the early hours of 1st October. The UK gets a black moon on 30th October; I bet that won’t be published on either side of the pond. https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/phases/usa/new-york https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/phases/uk/london
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    MHDP

    The longer MH is away, the lesser our enthusiasm to search for obits. I wonder if it's a social experiment Reading between the lines, I think they've had a barney and Hein's buggered off.
  8. I could; do you mean will ? Is it your account? Edit: Just Googled it; I guess it isn't.
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    Country For Old Men (And Women)

    It's the right thread but you may have missed the slightly amusing exchange between myself and CO'F Death Impends in the Dead Pop Stars thread. FTFY.
  10. I'm going to record it to watch tomorrow evening.
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    Golf: The 19th Hole

    If you'd typed golf into the search box and selected forums, you would have found it straight away.
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    The dead of 2016

    Aye; for future reference: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/7294-somewhere-over-the-rainbow/
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    A Joke

    Mick Hucknall's been arrested on a charge of bestiality with Bugs Bunny; a police source said he was holding back the ears whilst singing Bunny's too tight to mention.
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    Suicide By Chainsaw

    You should've posted this as the second entry in eight years in the Suicide by Chainsaw thread. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/6927-suicide-by-chainsaw/
  15. Nah, he's as young as the man he feels.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    Isn't there a Quiz Show thread somewhere? Would that do? There's the Quiz Show Hosts thread: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/5561-quiz-show-hosts/?hl=quiz However De Mooi has been arrested for murder: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/22/cj-de-mooi-eggheads-arrested-over-killing-in-netherlands
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    I'm going to watch the first episode of the new series of Red Dwarf on Dave at 9-o-clock tonight.
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    People Who Are Dead According To Wikipedia...

    A few things: 1) https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Margot_Wölk&oldid=723018959 Wolk's page was edited here to say she passed in 2015. Do a search for her and limit the results to the last year. The press haven't been in touch with her in that time it seems so it's possible. 2) Disagree on Grammauta. It took ages after Albert Facchiano died for any kind of reference for his death to actually spring up. I believe he's dead as I found an individual called "Steve Grammauta" (by which he was also known) found in a "pray for" type section for near-death individuals on a NYC church's website which was dated a week or so before his death date of January 2016 which was added to his Wiki profile... 3) As for Laffan, the claim of her death on Wiki was that she died in 2014 in Chelsea and Westminster Hospital. This one is plausible too... she does live in Chelsea (or did) and the last time I can find a source for her being alive online was 2012. If it's a hoax then the person who invented it clearly knows enough about her to make it seem realistic... I sent an email to Laffan's local register office saying: Dear Sirs, I'm looking to acquire a copy of an entry of death for Patricia A Laffan who was born on 19th March 1919 and died on or around 10th March 2014. Could you please advise me as to whether or not you hold this record together with the cost of supplying a copy? Regards, This is their reply: I contacted IMDb with this information and they've updated her page to acknowledge her death. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0480784/
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer stopped thinking and drinking on this day 156 years ago at the age of 72. Alongside Hegel, he was a bit of a lightweight in the drinking stakes.
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    Political Frailty

    Well shave me belly with a rusty razor! He died on talk like a pirate day!
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    Jim Carrey

    Doesn't matter; he's dead. https://www.facebook.com/JimCarreyRIP/info?tab=page_info
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    By-Election Bingo

    Has Cameron? Of course he has. For a pint of Black Wych by the look of it. I never knew he liked nobgoblin hobgoblin.
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    Yank Science Fiction Series

    Paul Comi reportedly died back on August 26. http://thequincysun.com/2016/09/12/paul-comi/ Mentioned here by Buford T Justice here in Ideas and Possibilities for 2016 as part of the cast of Towering Inferno: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8444-ideas-and-possibilities-for-2016/?p=246214 Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Comi IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0173815/ Why aren't you a mod? Call me irresponsible...don't need more mods, they are doing a wonderful job they tell me... Stay as a rocker then!
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