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    Last of the Summer Wine

    Only if there are goats under the bridge and we can harass them with impunity.
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    Jack The Ripper

    A new book by historian Mike Covell names him as Frederick Bailey Deeming who was eventually hanged in Melbourne, Australia. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3761942/How-Jack-Ripper-fled-YORKSHIRE-continue-killing-spree-finally-hanged-Australia.html
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    Again? He seems to come up for parole once a month. Turned down, to the shock of no one. They won't let him out 'til Yoko's box is open no more.
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    I Miss Badegg

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    Are You Being Served?

    on BBC1 Sunday 28th August.
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    Sean Connery

    Aye, radio, and also - I think - the first actor ever to portray Bond So Dalton Brosnan and.. Craig Are all major Bonds, then? Isn't Bond a commander?
  7. Like her? I've had her! She's a bona queen of fabularity.
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    Pokémon Go Players

    Japanese truck driver kills one woman and injures another after running them over while playing Pokemon GO
  9. Come on Cat, there must be a satellite tracker somewhere you can use. Tracking spy satellites is easy; hacking 'em is the difficult bit. http://www.n2yo.com/satellites/?c=30
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    Glen Campbell

    This kind of greed angers me. Nobody is entitled to any inheritance in the first place, so fighting over it is just wrong. I'm leaving all my money to dogs trust.Or you could make your dog the executor and let them decide what to do with it. Or you could take it with you. Lost Van Gogh feared cremated with owner
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Not only did imbiber Nietzsche give up raising his wrist on this day in history but so too did fellow philosopher and drinker, David Hume; his consumption dropped to zero in 1776 aged 65.
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    Under Half Century Deadpool

    Boo!
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    Under Half Century Deadpool

    Definitely more human than some of your picks.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Get drunk, get stoned, climb 120 feet up some scaffolding and sleep it off. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3753678/Woman-climbed-120ft-building-FELL-ASLEEP.html
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    Rio 2016

    After an 11 hour flight, a three hour 40 minutes rest and several dozen tonnes of paraffin to drink, the old girl's airborne again and on her way back to Blighty. https://www.flightradar24.com/BAW2016/ac2b033 N.B. Coverage is intermittent between the South American coast to the Canary Islands. Edit: Landed 0846 hrs GMT.
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    Rio 2016

    British Airways Boeing 747 - Speedbird 9151 positioning into Rio to bring the team home. https://www.flightradar24.com/BAW9151/ac0d665 The old girl's had a nose job. Edit: Landed 1909hrs GMT
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    Rio 2016

    Farrah has lived in GB since he was a little kid,it's unfair imo to compare him to people who were already World Class athletes like Chelimo and Lagat when they decided to switch over to represent a different nation. Zola Budd too. Didn't she do some promotional work for the power tool company Black and Decker?
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    The 7Th Death Of 2016

    I may have inadvertently changed my vote.
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    Foreign Personalities, From Stage, Screen, Politics And Life

    Huh? I can't find even one team who has ever picked him let alone 25 teams for this year. Edit: I get the unnatural death bit.
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    Life In Prison

    As if creating boy bands wasn't crime enough. Sorry didn't see (or expect) this posted here, I kinda duplicated in Pop Stars thread. He wasn't in prison for life (not by judgment, but by reality I guess he was), which I presumed a prerequisite. If not, then perhaps a better name for the thread would be Death In Prison? ​SC He wasn't a pop star yet you posted him in pop stars and you have the gall to castigate me on such matters.
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    Room 101

    You could always leave it in the hotel while you go out on the piss. Ah but Lardy hasn't got the necessary degree in medicine.
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    Football

    Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey! It's only about 80 miles up the road; similar to Newcastle to York. Sir Creep travels that distance just to buy breakfast. Erm. No it's ducking not. It's a 500 and odd mile round trip https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cambridge+to+carlisle&oq=cambridge+to+carlisle&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3.12889j0j4&client=ms-android-orange-gb&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8 Whereas Newcastle to York is a 160 odd mile round trip https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe=strict&client=ms-android-orange-gb&ei=oIS5V9O4JMyYgAbQjqaIAw&q=newcastle+to+york&oq=newcastle+to+york&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..0l5.109266.116936.0.117388.39.34.1.4.4.0.459.7655.0j9j17j2j3.31.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..22.17.3254.3..35i39k1j0i22i30k1j0i67k1j0i46i67k1j46i67k1j35i39i70k1j0i131k1j0i20k1.P71lQ7n4PUU If Sir Creep is travelling 500 miles to buy breakfast I strongly suggest he cooks if himself in future. I hope you are not a geography teacher. Maryport lives in north-west Kent.
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    Football

    Swearing at the radio around 3pm, providing the hissy fit in the corner allows it. I don't have it to hand, but FourFourTwo are predicting Carlisle for promotion this season. Given they predicted Leicester for relegation last season... be afraid? We slept through most of the first half and conceded twice to a sucked punch and dodgy penalty. Went in 1-2 down because we crafted a basic goal out of nothing. Second half we tore through useless Cambridge, drew even then amused ourselves by missing sitters My prediction - play offs at best Cambridge in a relegation battle Did you travel to the match? Not sure I'd fancy that long a journey! It's only about 80 miles up the road; similar to Newcastle to York. Sir Creep travels that distance just to buy breakfast.
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