Cat O'Falk

Nottingham 4 Derby 4 However Nottingham are ahead on feather difference.

Never mind that Cat, I want to know why the Leicester ring road is such utter wank. It must have sent me fucking MILES out of my way to get onto the M1 for the Eat Mids airport. They should build a road straight across, preferably across Citys ground too. It's not the ring road that's wank, it's the signs, If you're heading north on Melton Road and want the M1 or M69, then turn left onto the A563 ring road and 4.7 miles down the road you're at Markfield Road. However, if you go straight over instead, it's an 8.1 mile journey - 72% longer. Here's the sign at that junction: It's like this all over north Leicester. We locals ignore the fucking signs and go our own way.

There you go. http://www.business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/world-s-oldest-olympic-champion-sandor-tarics-dies-at-102-116052101171_1.html

Why have they cast a woman in the role of Frank?

Y Dub! Get yo bitch under control! http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/05/19/justin-trudeau-apologises-for-manhandling-mps-in-canadian-parliament-video/

"Crappy planes" aren't allowed in European airspace. http://ec.europa.eu/transport/modes/air/safety/air-ban/doc/list_en.pdf

Egyptair flight MS804 with 66 souls on board has disappeared over the Mediterranean shortly before it was due to land in Cairo. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/20/world/middleeast/egyptair-flight-804.html

I'm not sure if you're taking the piss.

What about the feet of the BBC? You spotted the (ahem) deliberate mistake; well done.

"Hands of the BBC" he says at the state opening of parliament.

Yeah, you have cognitive issues Kid, especially your meticulous attention to the use of language.

Yup, it happens to me all the time but I'm bi-polar; the question is, are you? Not as far as I know but I have a variety of other mental cognitive issues that might contribute to the problem. I think your PM inbox is full.

Yup, it happens to me all the time but I'm bi-polar; the question is, are you?

Do you still do your drag act?

Pop along and see him then. http://www.marcalmond.co.uk/live/index.html

You can now buy a Vardy bhaji. http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Jamie-Vardy-Bhaji-named/story-29280119-detail/story.html

Wouldn't be massively different, you'd evacuate the stands in turn if necessary (only two stands were evacuated at Old Trafford today). Stadiums are built so that fans can get out quickly with fans going to their nearest exists. Aye but presumably they were the two stands closest to 'the bomb'; what would happen if a half-million-seater stadium received a phone call saying there's a bomb but we're not going to tell you where it is? If I remember correct, any plane (small or massive) has to be able to evacuate everyone on board in 90 seconds using only half the number of its doors, else it doesn't get to fly. I'm not saying you should be able to evacuate a stadium in that time under those conditions but the bigger the stadium, the longer it takes with the sheer number of people involved and thereby the potential for a far greater number of casualties.

I agree with you. We didn't have that terminology when I was at school. At secondary level we were first year or first form etc. But it was confined to school use. Outside of school, people used the kids' AGES to describe them. Nowadays I have no clue what age "Year Six" means. I think you have to add five to the year number to give the age they will turn during that academic year. So for example year six pupils will have their 11th birthday and year eight pupils will have their 13th. 1-2 Primary school. 3-6 Junior school. 7-13 Senior school. (Or whatever they call 'em these days.)

Years ago my pressure dropped and the housing association sent round a plumber. He showed me what to do and he said if it goes too high then bleed some water off at the radiators. I'm not sure if this holds with today's modern boilers though.

One for the List of the Missed.

Just look at those ears! WOOF!

In the silver jubilee year 1977, Derby was promoted to city status and a gay friend of mine, Cllr Jeffery Tillett, was the mayor. At the time the queen's police bodyguard was Commander Trestrail and the Derby Telegraph published a photo of the three together. Apologies for the quality, it was the only one I could find. About five years later, Trestrail was forced to resign after being blackmailed by a rentboy. Tillett owned a gallery/wine bar and some wag hung the photo in the gallery with the caption 'Three Queens Together'.

I don't hear it as derisory - I think she seemed genuinely pleased. The same with the Tesco voucher this week. The Queen has a reputation for being quite frugal, so it seems she has a firm grasp on the value of money and enjoys a little windfall as much as the rest of us. Oh don't get me wrong, I think she enjoys the thrill of winning as much as the next monarch, I'm just curious what HM is going to find to spend £50 on in Tesco. Buck Pal refused to comment on who will actually spend the money. I'm sure I saw a clip from the documentary that she stopped from ever airing in full again where she went to the local shop and paid for whatever she was buying in cash. It was in the 1969 documentary Royal Family. She popped into a corner shop near Balmoral with Prince Edward. She shopped there on a regular basis and the shop was awarded a royal warrant. https://youtu.be/PNgO31HUiFM?t=136