Cat O'Falk

You're on OE-IZP easyJet Europe Airbus A320-200 She's been busy today: Milan to Madrid and back. Milan to Paris and back. Milan to Luton and now back.

https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/2071-september-11th/

I'm guessing it wasn't his arsehole then.

I'd like to hear your pseudonym's story. I can't possibly imagine where it may have originated. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/2148-members-user-names/?page=12&tab=comments#comment-218883 https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/2148-members-user-names/

I think only China, Soviet Union and USA have landed stuff on the moon and have it work. On a point of pedantry, Russia have never landed anything but are planning on doing so.

We had a lesson in tautology.

Strange things happen when an airline like Thomas Cook goes bust. It's not everyday you see a Miami Air Boeing 737 at 36,000 feet above Ipswich.

Bailiffs have commenced detaining Thomas Cook Aircraft on landing at UK Airports. https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2019/09/23/breaking-news-thomas-cook-planes-are-now-being-detained-by-administrators/

87 year old Hilary Adair was attacked in January by a herd of 'berserk' cattle when she was walking her dog in the Sussex countryside; she died in hospital a week later a coroner's court heard this week. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7491269/Berserk-herd-cattle-trample-kill-woman.html

dunn.

Bob Dylan died on 24th April 2008 according to Apple's virtual assistant, Siri. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7483419/Apple-bug-causes-Siri-say-Bob-Dylan-DIED-11-years-ago-age-66-hes-alive.html

@Spade_CooleyTerrance Dicks is one for the list of the missed. http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2015/celebs_D.html#dickst

Told to me earlier today by my nephew. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

HOW MANY BOOKS HAVE YOU AUTHORED AND HAD PUBLISHED?

As usual, I had lunch whilst watching the news on BBC1. Afterwards, I went into the front garden to do the end of summer start of autumn jobs. A neighbour returned home and told me "there's been a plane crash in New York". He said he didn't know any more than that as he'd overheard someone in the barber shop mention it. I went in the house, turned on the TV and sat there for a good three hours just watching.

They aren't when they live in Sheffield - like I suspect Hosni does.

One listener complained to Ofcom about the radio station Gold because they played the Blue Mink hit Melting Pot. The outcome is Gold are no longer allowed to play it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7399617/Gold-Radio-bans-Melting-Pot-Blue-Mink-listener-complains-offensive-lyrics.html

Guardian Obit

Extra-curricular Dead Pools

You can find all the thread names by clicking on the category on the forums page. The downside is you get only 25 titles and then have to click for the next page to see the next 25. If you click on this link you can download a pdf of the 2019 names and forum titles all stitched together. The main advantage is you can search for a term of fewer than four characters. I've ordered them by date created. Click 'download' then 'direct download' in the top right hand corner. If you get a pop up asking you to create an account, just close the pop up and click on 'download' again. Let me know if you want 'dead pools' and 'extra-curricular'.

There's the Slavs thread. https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/8487-slavs/