Cat O'Falk

Twas just the other day and thank you for your well wishes kind sir.

George's finest hour.

It would seem a commercial airline pilot was having a bad day and decided to change the ADS-B setting from the flight number to IMABITCH.

Giordano Bruno had the temerity to go against the Catholic church and was burned at the stake on this day in 1600. Amongst many other things, he was castigated for saying stars are just distant suns that may have orbiting planets.

The episode of The Graham Norton Show in question was aired on 17th October 2014 and the shows are normally recorded a day or two before transmission, so he was 83. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4126532/?ref_=nm_flmg_slf_15

Bean-flicker is a lesbian too. Here are a few for your consideration.

Are you saying you aren't any more?

he looked bad at the Oscars I guess. Baftas Daft as ...

I'm recording it to watch later but according to Radio Times Sidney Potter Sidney Poitier Harry Belafonte is receiving a lifetime achievement award.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_Charge

The Dead Cow's posted a Guardian obit. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8677&page=110#entry254325

It was pointed out to me a few hours ago that I have gone from assassin to post-twunt. I've never considered myself to be a post whore but is that what it makes me?

He would have if he lived in Fucking Austria.

An elephant kills a man and wounds three other people as it smashes cars and homes in India. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3444515/Rampaging-elephant-kills-one-man-wounds-three-smashes-cars-homes-India.html

How did a turkey manage to swallow a block of flats ? It used Greece to lubricate its throat.

Beware the ides of March.

They've just released the X-ray detailing why oral surgery was needed.

The Daily Mail? <hopeful> We should replace the Indy with the Morning Star.They did an obit for Alan Rickman after all http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-2a74-Obituary-Star-comrade-Alan-Rickman-Jan-13-1925-April-6-2015 http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-2a74-Obituary-Star-comrade-Alan-Rickman-Jan-13-1925-April-6-2015#.Vr4f3_mLTIU FTFY You wag.

At least twelve children have died from rabies after being attacked by blood-sucking bats in the Peruvian jungle - but locals first blamed it on witchcraft.

HA! the double congrats though was getting a job after what you've gone through, and on hitting 50. Takes a lot of courage to start from scratch. Whoops! He's 49 as in 49 years completed, starting on his 50th.

I'm English; these things are beyond my ken. Happy birthday for tomorrow.

I noticed last week it's tomorrow; I was going to send a PM and say "Here’s tae you. Wha’s like you? Gey few and they’re deid!"

One year on from the fizzped, at the age of 17 I sold it and bought a seven year old 1259 cc white Vauxhall Viva HB. Disc brakes all round. They wouldn't let you park cars in the bike shed at school so you had to park it on a nearby public road and walk.

Ha, Yamaha FS1E. Or equiv. My dad and nine of his workmates won just over £20,000 between themselves on the football pools in the summer of 1974 (not 75 as I first thought). He bought me a brand spanking new purple Yamaha FS1E straight out the showroom costing £220. I got the new 'N' registration taking delivery in the first week of August. The tax disc was I think £2-50p and a year's fully comprehensive insurance was four quid. I found this one on ebay today.