Geronimo

I wonder what happened to his wife? I always thought it was strange that she never suspected a thing.

I wonder if Captain Scott managed one when stuck in his tent? A second successful assault on the pole so to speak. He wasn't getting his Oates after all. A quick "J. Arthur" might have been a nice way to go in the circumstances.

You'd have thought Maria would have been so used to hearing "Candles out" that she would have taken more care with the Captain. It gives a whole new meaning to "My Favourite Things".

I've been to altitude (22,500 ft) when my todger turned a bit blue, suppose it could have done with a massage but that was the last thing on my mind. Doug Scott is a real star, lifetime respect. I guess he could have established a sperm bank at 28,000 ft.

Maria up the duck before she got to the alter? This is a good story - one for the red tops. Where's Hackenslash if he's the real McCoy?

I know just how you feel. I could sense it was going to happen, might be a blessing in disguise. Unless Bates had been prepared to spend they would have come straight back down. Now there's another season to build. Hey, Dickie might follow big Ken and switch allegience to Leeds. Man about the Kop. I'd like that.

Star Crossed - respect man. Not to be picky but two piffling split-infinitives: "To actively discourage" and "to blatantly take". Otherwise one of the finest rants you are likely to see here, even better than OoO's against Millwall. For linguisitic excellence I would highlight "foetid water of public grievance". Deserves to be preserved in the Deathlist classic post thread. What? There isn't one? Well there should be. Thankyou.

Anybody know which team Dicki O' supports?

Like: Bird flu over the cuckoo's test or: Choughs and sneezes spread diseases or: Cock a doodle flu

I suppose bird flu is news whereas bird flew isn't. Mind, if a bird survived bird flu it might make the headline: Bird flu bird flew.

I've seen a crocodile in denial

Gosh, that happened to my Wurlitzer once.

End game Mortality squares

But some of us do understand cant and hypocracy when we see it. All that bollocks about bountiful salmon filled waters. There are no salmon filled waters anywhere in Ireland north or south because corrupt politicians have allowed drift net fishing at sea that has wrecked the Irish fishing industry - nets, rod and line, the lot. Never mind your ancient rights. You're a bunch of get rich quick merchants who have perfected the art of milking the CAP for all its worth. I've heard more sense from Father Ted's housekeeper.

That's good news for the "best before" stamp on the coffin.

I like to shout Geronimo when I jump off cliffs

Cher, Ronald Reagan, Ed Koch, Elizabeth Taylor, Goldie Hawn, Walter Matthau, Carrie Fisher and Jack Lemmon, might have all died prematurely had it not been for Heimlich. Who says so? Mr Heimlich: http://www.heimlichinstitute.org/celebrities.html