BrunoBrimley 86 Posted April 27, 2005 I noticed that Jonathan Frid-----Barnabas Collins from the strange cultish show Dark Shadows supposedly turned 80 last December. Will he ever die or is it true that vampires and their portrayers never die except by sunlight? Anyone care to put a stake on this one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted April 27, 2005 I noticed that Jonathan Frid-----Barnabas Collins from the strange cultish show Dark Shadows supposedly turned 80 last December. Will he ever die or is it true that vampires and their portrayers never die except by sunlight?Anyone care to put a stake on this one? Em, well, er... Just look at Bela Lugosi and Max Shreck, they've been dead for quite a while or so I've heard. Then again, Christopher Lee is over 80 and seems to be in good health. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted April 27, 2005 Creature of the night Michael Howard will be dying on his arse next Thursday so evidence of vampire death will be provided soon... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted April 27, 2005 Creature of the night Michael Howard will be dying on his arse next Thursday so evidence of vampire death will be provided soon... It will be the "death of a thousand postal votes" unfortunately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted April 28, 2005 So you're all telling me I can put away my silver bullets? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted April 29, 2005 I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 9pm next thursday: 17:00 RICHARD & JUDY 18:00 THE SIMPSONS: Homer the Heretic 18:30 HOLLYOAKS 19:00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS 19:55 CINEMA IRAN: ROCK 127 20:00 SELLING HOUSES 5/6: Bromsgrove 20:30 THE CITY GARDENER 9/10: Rushden 21:00 HOWARDS END 22:40 BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted April 30, 2005 So you're all telling me I can put away my silver bullets? Yes, you can safely put away the silver bullets as I am pretty sure they are for werewolves . Though personally think they may well work on Richard & Judy and the cast of Hollyoaks (or any other soap opera for that matter) !!!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted April 30, 2005 I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 9pm next thursday: 17:00 RICHARD & JUDY 18:00 THE SIMPSONS: Homer the Heretic 18:30 HOLLYOAKS 19:00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS 19:55 CINEMA IRAN: ROCK 127 20:00 SELLING HOUSES 5/6: Bromsgrove 20:30 THE CITY GARDENER 9/10: Rushden 21:00 HOWARDS END 22:40 BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS Think I may spend the night watching 'Howards End' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted April 30, 2005 I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 22:40 BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS Is it me or is this the wrong spelling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted May 1, 2005 I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 22:40 BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS Is it me or is this the wrong spelling? No, it's the right spelling, they'll be focusing on Count Dracula (sometimes known as Michael Howard) P.S. I demand much more acclaim for my "Howards End" gag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites