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I noticed that Jonathan Frid-----Barnabas Collins from the strange cultish show Dark Shadows supposedly turned 80 last December. Will he ever die or is it true that vampires and their portrayers never die except by sunlight?

Anyone care to put a stake on this one?

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I noticed that Jonathan Frid-----Barnabas Collins from the strange cultish show Dark Shadows supposedly turned 80 last December. Will he ever die or is it true that vampires and their portrayers never die except by sunlight?

Anyone care to put a stake on this one?

Em, well, er...

 

Just look at Bela Lugosi and Max Shreck, they've been dead for quite a while or so I've heard. :D

 

Then again, Christopher Lee is over 80 and seems to be in good health.

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Creature of the night Michael Howard will be dying on his arse next Thursday so evidence of vampire death will be provided soon...

 

:D

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Creature of the night Michael Howard will be dying on his arse next Thursday so evidence of vampire death will be provided soon...

 

:D

It will be the "death of a thousand postal votes" unfortunately.

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So you're all telling me I can put away my silver bullets?

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I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 9pm next thursday:

 

17:00 RICHARD & JUDY

18:00 THE SIMPSONS: Homer the Heretic

18:30 HOLLYOAKS

19:00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS

19:55 CINEMA IRAN: ROCK 127

20:00 SELLING HOUSES 5/6: Bromsgrove

20:30 THE CITY GARDENER 9/10: Rushden

21:00 HOWARDS END

22:40 BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS

 

:lol:

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So you're all telling me I can put away my silver bullets?

 

Yes, you can safely put away the silver bullets as I am pretty sure they are for werewolves :lol:. Though personally think they may well work on Richard & Judy and the cast of Hollyoaks (or any other soap opera for that matter) !!!.

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I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 9pm next thursday:

 

17:00   RICHARD & JUDY 

18:00  THE SIMPSONS: Homer the Heretic

18:30  HOLLYOAKS

19:00  CHANNEL 4 NEWS

19:55  CINEMA IRAN: ROCK 127

20:00  SELLING HOUSES 5/6: Bromsgrove

20:30  THE CITY GARDENER 9/10: Rushden

21:00  HOWARDS END

22:40   BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS

 

:lol:

Think I may spend the night watching 'Howards End'

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I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 22:40   BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS

Is it me or is this the wrong spelling?

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I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 22:40  BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS

Is it me or is this the wrong spelling?

No, it's the right spelling, they'll be focusing on Count Dracula (sometimes known as Michael Howard)

 

 

 

 

P.S. I demand much more acclaim for my "Howards End" gag

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