Kylie Die-ly ? Minogue Morgue-Go ?

[Dr Strangelove 14]

According to The BBC Kylie will have surgery this week.

 

Now is this a good thing or not.

Does it indicate that it's been caught early and can be stopped?

Or that it's advanced and has to be treated immediatly?

[Lady Die 63]

According to The BBC Kylie will have surgery this week.

 

Now is this a good thing or not.

Does it indicate that it's been caught early and can be stopped?

Or that it's advanced and has to be treated immediatly?

I think it means she is rich enough to jump the waiting list

[Josco 49]

According to The BBC Kylie will have surgery this week.

 

Now is this a good thing or not.

Does it indicate that it's been caught early and can be stopped?

Or that it's advanced and has to be treated immediatly?

I think it means she is rich enough to jump the waiting list

Ooooh, you cynic!

 

[Tuber Mirum 125]

According to The BBC Kylie will have surgery this week.

 

Now is this a good thing or not.

Does it indicate that it's been caught early and can be stopped?

Or that it's advanced and has to be treated immediatly?

I think it means she is rich enough to jump the waiting list

And she doesn't have a vile body.

[Dr Strangelove 14]

Privately, between you and I, this should go no further, you are nearly correct.  Joe is just a sort of Nom de Plume for when one is online and conversing with the masses.  I am relying on you Guesty that this information is strictly entre nous..........

 

.............Look, I am a bear with very little brain, you may have to spell it out.

Sorry. Given your penchant for pedantry, I thought you would know that "between you and I" is ungrammatical.

 

tsk, tsk!

No I didn't. I believe that it is an accepted phrase in normal speech, but quite how one expresses it in a grammatically correct manner I do not know. When I wrote the post I was going to put 'between you and I and the gatepost......... but I thought that it might be lost in translation; what does a gatepost have to do with this any way? Where does the expression originate?

Thanks for pointing it out

regards

The Imperfect Pedant

You could just have said your mistake was just "In character" of an upper class person. Who let's be frank aren't always that bright.

[Josco 49]

You could just have said your mistake was just "In character" of an upper class person. Who let's be frank aren't always that bright.

You can be Frank if you wish, I shall remain as Josco (until I'm rumbled)

[football_fan 42]

Kylie Minogue 'fine' after cancer surgery

[Guest Guest]

Kylie Minogue 'fine' after cancer surgery

"...and whilst you're in there doc, do you mind packing in a bit more silicone. Makes sense, since I'm going to have scaring anyway".

 

Watch out for Jason Donovan in testicular cancer scare from overuse of bollox when singing in the 80s.

[Dr Strangelove 14]

You could just have said your mistake was just "In character" of an upper class person. Who let's be frank aren't always that bright.

You can be Frank if you wish, I shall remain as Josco (until I'm rumbled)

I can take Tyson, just as soon as I've done Cinderella.

Will this do?

[The Four Horsemen 26]

Radio 2 reported that Kylie and Olivier Martinez are hoping to start a family this summer. Most people are happy with starting barbecues...............

[Guest Guest]

Radio 2 reported that Kylie and Olivier Martinez are hoping to start a family this summer. Most people are happy with starting barbecues...............

Maybe she want's children while the cancer is in remission. In case of future flair up.

[Lady Die 63]

Radio 2 reported that Kylie and Olivier Martinez are hoping to start a family this summer. Most people are happy with starting barbecues...............

Maybe she want's children while the cancer is in remission. In case of future flair up.

Could be a blessing in disguise if it prevents them from breeding

[Josco 49]

....... In case of future flair up.

Please don't say Flares are coming back!

[Dr Strangelove 14]

....... In case of future flair up.

Please don't say Flares are coming back!

The spell checker on Microsoft Word thought it should be "flair"; and who am I to argue with it; (For instance; it regularly decides to insert semi-colons into my posts.)

[Josco 49]

....... In case of future flair up.

Please don't say Flares are coming back!

The spell checker on Microsoft Word thought it should be "flair", and who am I to argue with it. (For instance it regularly decides to insert semi-colons into my posts.)

Ah well, we all know that Mrs Gates's little boy knows best.

[Dr Strangelove 14]

....... In case of future flair up.

Please don't say Flares are coming back!

The spell checker on Microsoft Word thought it should be "flair", and who am I to argue with it. (For instance it regularly decides to insert semi-colons into my posts.)

Ah well, we all know that Mrs Gates's little boy knows best.

Okay who edited my original post ; changing the commas into semi-colons?

 

I'll do the jokes around here; if you don't mind.

 

(HINT if you want to change someones post for "Humour"; try to change the following posts where it's been quoted too.)

[Dr Strangelove 14]

I Give up!

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[Captain Oates 21]

I Give up!

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[Tuber Mirum 125]

Would you pass the ship's biscuits please, Captain?

[Captain Oates 21]

Would you pass the biscuits please, Captain?

[Tuber Mirum 125]

What's the matter Oatsey?

 

Ship's cat got yer tongue?

[Captain Oates 21]

Sorry about that, tattie, I just got a bit of weevil stuck in my tooth!

Are you quite sure you want one of these biscuits?

[Lady Die 63]

I heard that some elderly patients had to move beds to make room for Kylie when she was in hospital last week. Apparently she had EIGHT hospital rooms!

 

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/...ie.hospital.ap/

[football_fan 42]

The night before the pop music superstar arrived at Saint Francis Xavier Cabrini Hospital in the southern Australian city of Melbourne an unspecified number of patients were moved from their beds to make way for Minogue and several members of her family, the paper said.

That is so wrong.

[themaninblack 2,112]

Hmmm......not looking good is it.

 

I hope she pulls through, because if she doesn't, I can imagine a Diana-style mass hysteria going on and I for one, can't face that......