Guest Guest_God Posted May 22, 2005 I am God, therefore I get to decide when people die. For instance, I can tell you that Ronnie Biggs will perish in 2008, Olivia de Havilland in 2012 and the venerable Augusto Pinochet will survive until he is 106 years old, thereby dying in the year 2021. If you are interested, the member known as "Grim Reaper" (I know their real name of course, but I will not end their well-kept anonymity) will die in the year 2045, the member known as "Death Watch Beatle" will perish in 2038, and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. I could list the years of death of every member here, but my services are in great demand elsewhere. Goodbye and enjoy the rest of your lives. Oh yes, and I know which of you will come to heaven and which will go to hell. Wouldn`t you like to know, you fools ?????????? A HA HA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yours truly, God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted May 22, 2005 Gee - another 40 years for me - A lot more than I was expecting frankly Thank God that DWB will be around to help out on the admin side for another 33 years - phew! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted May 22, 2005 I am God, therefore I get to decide when people die. For instance, I can tell you that Ronnie Biggs will perish in 2008, Olivia de Havilland in 2012 and the venerable Augusto Pinochet will survive until he is 106 years old, thereby dying in the year 2021. If you are interested, the member known as "Grim Reaper" (I know their real name of course, but I will not end their well-kept anonymity) will die in the year 2045, the member known as "Death Watch Beatle" will perish in 2038, and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. I could list the years of death of every member here, but my services are in great demand elsewhere. Goodbye and enjoy the rest of your lives. Oh yes, and I know which of you will come to heaven and which will go to hell. Wouldn`t you like to know, you fools ?????????? A HA HA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yours truly, God. "Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor point: every man is a condemned criminal, only he does not know the date of his execution. This is unpleasant for every man. Consequently every man does everything possible to postpone the date, and would sacrifice anything that he has if he could reverse the sentence. Practically all religions and all philosophies have started thus crudely, by promising their adherents some such reward as immortality. No religion has failed hitherto by not promising enough; the present breaking up of all religions is due to the fact that people have asked to see the securities. Men have even renounced the important material advantages which a well-organized religion may confer upon a State, rather than acquiesce in fraud or falsehood, or even in any system which, if not proved guilty, is at least unable to demonstrate its innocence. Being more or less bankrupt, the best thing that we can do is to attack the problem afresh without preconceived ideas. Let us begin by doubting every statement. Let us find a way of subjecting every statement to the test of experiment. Is there any truth at all in the claims of various religions? Let us examine the question." }If your god then iam the devil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted May 22, 2005 If your god then I am the devil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted May 22, 2005 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't take Sir Josco, take me instead. Since the parts of God and the Devil are taken can I be the Mormon angel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted May 22, 2005 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't take Sir Josco, take me instead. Since the parts of God and the Devil are taken can I be the Mormon angel? . I see that you have already watched that South Park episode, where the Mormons were the true religion and only they went to heaven, while everyone else went to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted May 22, 2005 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't take Sir Josco, take me instead. Since the parts of God and the Devil are taken can I be the Mormon angel? . I see that you have already watched that South Park episode, where the Mormons were the true religion and only they went to heaven, while everyone else went to hell. I have seen every South Park episode. Should I be proud of that? But they did open heaven later and now other religion can go in as is shown in the Best Friends Forever episode where Kenny goes to heaven and with his golden PSP defeats the forces of hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted May 22, 2005 and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. Two years. So much to do and so little time........ Must go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted May 22, 2005 Must go. Yes I do believe that's what he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted May 23, 2005 I am God, therefore I get to decide when people die. Correction: You are A God. There have been many, they die too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted May 23, 2005 and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. Two years. So much to do and so little time........ Must go. I'll miss your cute Avatar when you sign off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted May 23, 2005 and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. Two years. So much to do and so little time........ Must go. I'll miss your cute Avatar when you sign off I should imagine you'll be very familiar with the wobbling fustilugs over the next two years. Also, I was not aware that when a member passes over his posts and all other associated detritus are deleted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted May 23, 2005 and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. Two years. So much to do and so little time........ Must go. I'll miss your cute Avatar when you sign off I should imagine you'll be very familiar with the wobbling fustilugs over the next two years. Also, I was not aware that when a member passes over his posts and all other associated detritus are deleted. How will they know when you've passed over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted May 23, 2005 and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. Two years. So much to do and so little time........ Must go. I'll miss your cute Avatar when you sign off I should imagine you'll be very familiar with the wobbling fustilugs over the next two years. Also, I was not aware that when a member passes over his posts and all other associated detritus are deleted. How will they know when you've passed over? I'll cease wobbling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted May 23, 2005 and the member known as "josco" unfortunately has only another two years to live. Two years. So much to do and so little time........ Must go. I'll miss your cute Avatar when you sign off I should imagine you'll be very familiar with the wobbling fustilugs over the next two years. Also, I was not aware that when a member passes over his posts and all other associated detritus are deleted. How will they know when you've passed over? Easily, the little man will have X's on his eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted May 23, 2005 How will they know when you've passed over? I'll cease wobbling Ever since I installed Firefox 1.04, the little chap has stood completely still! It never occurred to me until now that it might indicate that Josco is now communicating from the other side. There's more... LP7 and eejit have both ceased to re-incarnate and the little headbanging blob has lost his courage and just stares at the wall. Strangely, is still gunning and anyone who hangs out (exclusively) below him in the smilie list is still flaming, dinging, digging etc as previously. So it seems that Hell is still functioning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted May 24, 2005 What a great recommendation for this site that God is logged on & reading it. Wonder if the man "downstairs" has internet access too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted May 24, 2005 What a great recommendation for this site that God is logged on & reading it. Wonder if the man "downstairs" has internet access too? Beastiality porn of course, he is a goat isn't he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted May 24, 2005 Only goat from the waist down, which means he's only half-kidding........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Light Bearer Posted August 11, 2005 It is refreshing to see that at least a few of us have remembered who we are. I AM GOD as well. I AM Light Bearer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
