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Just t hought id give you the happy news that no-one at all seems to have died today of any note.This makes me wonder,what is th elongest persiod of time that has passed without a death.I wonder how long we will go before a famous person dies this time.

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As it goes:

 

-US painter Al Held dies in Italy at 76.

-Actor George Wallace dies at 88.

-Neil Simon's brother dies.

-Yonkers man who was being eaten by maggots dies after he was taken from filthy home.

 

The last one is my favourite.

Actually...

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Well maybe not today here in 2005 but today July 27th marks

the death of deathlist great Bob Hope who passed away at

100 years of age in 2003.

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Windsor,why do u have an avatar of Maggie Thatcher?

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As it goes:

 

-US painter Al Held dies in Italy at 76.

-Actor George Wallace dies at 88.

-Neil Simon's brother dies.

-Yonkers man who was being eaten by maggots dies after he was taken from filthy home.

 

The last one is my favourite.

Actually...

George Wallace died 5 days ago, it was only just published so he didn't die today!

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Windsor,why do u have an avatar of Maggie Thatcher?

Why not?

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Windsor,why do u have an avatar of Maggie Thatcher?

Why not?

Perhaps because he is not allowed to show a picture of himself as he really is. If he did then we'd all know he was actually Tony Blair's hermaphrodite love slave Z.(notice how windsor keeps switching avatars male/female) .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Remember people George Bush has the Big Dickie Cheney hologram to amuse himself, no love slaves needed for the cobweb cowboy).

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Perhaps because he is not allowed to show a picture of himself as he really is. If he did then we'd all know he was actually Tony Blair's hermaphrodite love slave Z.(notice how windsor keeps switching avatars male/female) .

Damn you Mr Brimley - you've foiled my fiendish secret identity once more!

 

(How long were you thinking that one up. It certainly would explain your absense from the forum.)

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I was in the local morgue for a few days...research, strictly research. Nothing else. Um, yes. That's it I was doing research. If anyone asks I have no idea what happened to the missing corpse.

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I was in the local morgue for a few days...research, strictly research. Nothing else. Um, yes. That's it I was doing research. If anyone asks I have no idea what happened to the missing corpse.

maybe its in the coffin, eh! i mean 'coffee' table in your living room.

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