One shot Paddy

I went for Gerald Ford!

A young man walks into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier says "Got a good one?" "Yup, hot date tonight! This ones pretty much in the bag? she's sexy and givin' it up tonight!" the man replies. A little while later the man goes to his girlfriends house and they sit down to eat dinner with her parents. They ask him to say grace. So he starts saying grace quickly and nervously. He prays and prays and prays some more. The girl looks over to the young man and says to him "I didn't know that you were so religious!" The young man says "I didn't know your father worked at a drugstore!"

And the situation regarding Iran!

Didn't go to a meeting recently, not sure if that was for health or security reasons, may be latter as it was to take place on the edge of "bandit country"!

No, this is Mr Glitter without his wig...

Don't think you could put a big hole in anything with a .22, I'd go for .308, .50 or a good old 12 bore slug!!!

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Tony and I'm driving a f**king gritter!"

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.

Harry wouldn't be sent near any fighting, too big a target! Im sure his dad, sorry James hewitt (you know it's true!) could pull some strings with his old army chums!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Johnny and Mrs Cash!

Erich Topp died on 26 December

The CD or Max? For God's sake don't say the CD!

If only!

Yes it is!

Thanks Queenie, had a bit of a thing for her when i was at school.

Who was the blonde girl in "ME AND MY GIRL" and where did she go?

Was debunked on the tv show "MYTHBUSTERS", pity cos i'd always liked that one

Bit of an urban myth that one!

An aircraft blonde ?

Buckfast, good old Lurgan wine! I like a black bush myself !!!!!