One shot Paddy

Southern Thule!

20 years ago the King of the Roads was killed racing in Tallin. Joey Dunlop OBE MBE, still the most successful TT rider ever.

In the carpark next to my work yesterday a guy was run over and killed by his own car. It's a bit of an odd background, 4 weeks ago his daughter (10) was knocked down by a van in a hit and run when walking their dog with her mum and sister. The air ambulance (a new thing in NI) was used to treat her for broken pelvis. Her and her mum live nextdoor to my parents and yesterday the dad came to take them to hospital in Belfast for a check up. On the way home he dropped the mum off at the chemist and took the young girl to the toilets in the carpark, he got out to see if they were open, took the keys out and the car locked its self with the girl inside. The electronic handbreak gave way and the car started to roll towards a small hedge and a 7 foot drop into the yard at the back of my work about 30 feet away. He tried to stop it but it went part way over the drop with him underneath and the girl locked inside! The air ambulance came again, 1/2 mile from the girl's accident on the same road.

Came across somthing on Youtube called Bardcore, pseudo medieval versions of songs such as Thriller, Creep, Bad Romance, Sweet Child of Mine ect. It's strangely addictive, mind you Fortunate Son gave me flashbacks to the 100 Years War!!

What's the difference between Catholic Priests and zits? Zits don't come on your face until you're 12!

The day before she died, fuck they're good!

I just heard there’s going to be a big State funeral for Vera Lynn. Don’t know where, don’t know when.....

On Youtube the other day came across Frankie's House , based on Tim Page's time in Vietnam. I had a quick look on Wiki and both Page and Martin Stuart-Fox still about. Anyone into Game of Thrones should have a look as it stars a young Ian Glen and Stephen Dillane.

Calling me a boomer would have a VERY different meaning........ "LLIEN O P, you've 3min to get out"

And how the hell is she pedaling with crossed legs?

He'll be able to tic-tac to his bookie then.

In this warm weather he could soon be mild green and oozing liquid

I guess they didn't have herd immunity then.