Dr Hackenslash

Here's the MP3 of it. Really, it is!!! Dunny playing spoons!!! Or via this site near the bottom

Don't panic! Have they closed Clive Dunn's thread as well? My god, there's no stopping the meglo**iac bastards! Dunny's still there. But is that a skirt in the picture above or shorts? I might try and get a job as a carer in Brinsworth - imagine the headlines!!!

Does this convince anyone that it's him?

I hear he's going to star in a new sitcom - "Man About the Brinsworth House" Very good!!! But I really think it is him.

Why doesn't someone phone the old boy? Brinsworth House Tel: 0208 898 8164 Fax: 0208 894 0093

Maybe we should write to Tony Blair or the Queen. Or perhaps Ray Donn of Brinsworth House... god knows I bet he was loving the free publicity.. Actually, the Queen is the patron of Brinsworth House so there is some sense there. Do you reckon this is Dicky O in his wheelchair outisde Brinsworth???

John Craven - that reminds me. Newsround was so much better in the 1970s with John Craven. Have you seen it recently? It's belittling to kids and is a completely warped version of the news.

Outrageous. The third Dicky O thread was closed after Human Rights were mentioned. We must stick together on this one, like him or not.

Now that has to be the greatest moment, because you can just imagine getting caught and trying to explain what you were doing.

With David Hasslehoff as Dicky O!!!

Agreed. I believe that is John Barnes nearest and Michael Thomas behind, with Stan Collymore on the left.

Yes, what was that all about? It was one of those topics which seemed to appear out of nowhere, but yet fragrantly enlighten our existence.

Yes. That was a disappointing FA Cup final. All sitting in the pub (although in east Kent which is hardly a football hotspot) and Liverpool turn up in their white suits. What the heck was going on? And, to cap it all, Cantona scores by kicking the ball from the edge of the area at waist height so nobody can get to it. Dicky O would have won the match for us. Perhaps he is the Steve McManaman of British comedy. Or is that the Ronnie Whelan?

Yep. I'm not normally one for people power but this is an exception. So... What was the best part of the Dicky O thread?

And didn't Anne Haddy, who played Helen Daniels on Neighbours, die in real life just days after she died on screen?

That's an interesting point. If Dicky O was a football player, who would he play for and where. I suggest in goal for Norwich, but I don't know why.

Carlisle United are a great team. But their nearest rivals, Gretna, play in Scotland and are superior. Carlisle's most famous moment came a few years ago when their goalkeeper scored with the last kick of the season to keep them in the football league. Good old Jimmy Glass.

Such as Michael Hutchence, the Tory MP who was found with an orange in his mouth and Rod Hull. Rod Hull died from injuries sustatined when he fell from his roof fixing his tv ariel OK, it was while trying to get a good reception for a Man U champions league match. But the joke on the Isle of Sheppey in Kent, where the Rodster was born, is that he was trying to get illegal Scandanavian Emu-fiddling channels. see below How Rod Hull Died and What Happened Next To Emu...

Such as Michael Hutchence, the Tory MP who was found with an orange in his mouth and Rod Hull.

Perhaps we should do a deal: The Richard O'Sullivan thread is re-opened on the understanding that there is no talk about: i) Masturbation ii) How attractive Hayley Mills was/is iii) Pat Butcher and her alledged relationship with Moira Stuart iv) Hayley Mills in the buff. Although...this could be solved by having i) A self-pleasuring death thread ii) A Hayley Mill thread iii) A Pam St Clement thread. (Note - threads about Dicky O thread need merging.)

Perhaps we should do a deal: The Richard O'Sullivan thread is re-opened on the understanding that there is no talk about: i) Masturbation ii) How attractive Hayley Mills was/is iii) Pat Butcher and her alledged relationship with Moira Stuart iv) Hayley Mills in the buff. Although...this could be solved by having i) A self-pleasuring death thread ii) A Hayley Mill thread iii) A Pam St Clement thread.

Given the amount of women he was sleeping with, I doubt they would have stayed together long if he hadn't been shot. Then again, I thought she would be older than she was.

What? We get closed down, personally?!?

If everybody on this list applied such standards then we'd be okay. As I said, and you said, the last three pages may have been getting close to the knuckle, but there was a common thread among the post and it would have moved "above the belt" if it was left to progress naturally.

I'll take some responsibilty. But I don't think I lowered the tone more than it has been by others elsewhere. And the discussions follow a logical route - filth doesn't just appear out of nowhere; instead, there is a common thread running through the piece. But there you go. At least I haven't been hacking around with Wiki, although I know who was... I hope they are big enough to post an apology.