Real Madron

poor chick, she might have died choking on a piece of toast!

i'm going for overdose.

would have been cool is she died before the 88 year old man. imagine if she married clive dunn.

i had to laugh..

jesus you guys bite too easily

he's fine!! give the guy a break! he's fine!! give the guy a break - give him a kit-kat!

The authorities should perhaps be a bit more concerned by what appears to be a large piece of fence sitting in the middle of the road going up the hill. Ronnie- I think the council would take offence after that comment!

when did they paint that? what a waste of time. surely thats just... a road.. with a juction... thats embarrassing. how often you in sennen DDT?

didn't Scotland accuse England of cheating once - for 'passing the ball too much' ?

he's fine!! give the guy a break!

Happy Birthday DDT, sent all the way up the A30...

depends if he dives in front of a bus, rescuing you in the process?

'they' are giving people who own pubs and restaurants time to adjust by making designated out-door smoking zones and the like, so people dont all congregate in the street and kill themselves. that would give Smoking Kills warnings a whole new meaning.

Sorry, Doc.... OK he's fine! remove him at once!

The Reading FC Machine rolls on... also nice to take 4 points from Liverpool this season... EFC

yep i would cast some doubt on these claims too.. well anyway lets give the guy a chance? surely there must be some takers who are willing to be test subjects?

The Sheila's Wheels advert.. i kinda like the song, and i take pleasure in singing it quite loudly at random around the house. anyway - the 3 girls in the car arent even driving - no-one has their hands on the wheel. that cant be good for insurance reasons? just cruising around singing and clicking their fingers? and they think they can save a bunch of fivers cos they are safer drivers??

i've been told i'm a ringer for Luis Garcia. can't see the link myself, apart from the Male / Black Hair combo. and i support Everton and i don't like the guy.

Re: but an each-way bet on Rod Stewart doesn't sound so crazy. We might well live to see the day. not unless you're already older than Rod - you could never collect your winnings?

f**k knows. Castro. nah Biggs.

> this is from earlier in the month.. from his New Years message. he not happy about Cambodian penis's being chopped off. how dare those jealous spouses! Cambodia's retired king Norodom Sihanouk in a New Year's message urged his fellow citizens to refrain from violence, such as killings, child sexual abuse, and other unacceptable "acts of cruelty." "Please stop acid throwing, killings ... pedophilia, (and) rape, " Sihanouk said in his handwritten message dated Monday and posted on his website on Friday. Sihanouk said that he has been "very perturbed morally and psychologically" by such acts as jealous husbands killing their wives, women cut off their spouses' sexual organs and jealous women throwing acid at their husbands' mistresses. "All these crimes or acts of cruelty are anti-Buddhist and dishonor our country, nation and race," Sihanouk said in the message written in French. "They are unacceptable," he added. Sihanouk currently stays in Beijing, China, for medical treatment. He used to publish messages on his website.

hmmm so we tend to change peoples name so its got 2 syllables, unless it already has 2 syllables, then we make them 1.. names are there to be used arent they? i know a guy called Constantine but i dont really shorted that much. i dont even know what i would shorten it to. Consty? Conso? Connizzle?

something that came to my attention this week... when people called Alex, get called Alec. ie Alec Ferguson, or Alec McLeish. is this a Scottish thing? a Scottish Manager thing. anyway it fcuks me off. rm.

its not about money or rewards though is it?

There's nothing better than a news story written solely because the journo came up with a pithy headline. I know the DL Committee will be joining the Miamians, because it's been a bleak January thus far hasnt been bleak my end.. thats 5 deaths so far this month (albeit 3 of them were the worlds oldest people and two were on death row)