Real Madron

did anyone get a good view of the solar eclipse in um 99? (was it 99?) i was supposed to be in the best place to view it, right at the SW tip of England... and it was cloudy. still wierd though for it to go dark for a few minutes.. rm

avoid jail?

supposed to be a lunar eclipse or something tonight, maybe patrick wants to go out on a decent night?

Hawking going flying

ah sorry Lard. i must be blind or something. or dyslexic.

Blimey, for some reason I thought she was much older than that, at least into her 80s. Ah well, Happy Birthday Liz Lord Bazaar, does every post have to include the word 'Blimey'?

At least the Taliban are going the right way about it. If they were successful that would mean Nancy Pelosi would be 2nd in charge and would push for the removal of forces in Iraq and Afghanistan. Although if they went after Bush which would put Cheney in front, the US would be in a much worse state. i'm sure if they had the option to take Bush, they would. i think Dick was in the area so they thought 'f**k it let's blow him up'

my girlfriend is American - its great hearing how those wacky yanks spent their childhoods..... TP-ing is completely covering someones home, in toilet paper. hold on to the end and throw the roll over the house into the back garden. then go round the back and do the same. repeat until bored. doing it in the night-time is best, as the owner (usually your 'friends' parents) wake up to a wall of toilet paper outside their front door. ive been told that TP-ing a tree is also fun, and tends to stick to the tree for weeks, sometimes months. fun eh? Also, when on a TP-ing Spree, of hitting several homes in one night, its always worth throwing a few rolls over your own home, as not to raise suspicion.

Cheney target in Bomb Blast

Name: Real Madron Cheese: Cheese Strings ---------------------- you live in childrens lunch boxes. you claim to be 100% cheese, but you obviously have a high plastic content. you probably didn't come from any animal at all, and are genetically modified. no-one can eat you in one go, you must be peeled, it is the law. no-one ever liked your pizza version, and it went out of production very soon.

Your name is: Real Madron Your cheese rating is: Romano Romano is one of the oldest Italian cheeses, made by a method known as "rummaging curd". It is also known by its original name, Pecorino-Romano. Rummaging Curd? i thought Romano was gonna a cool one. f**k sake im a Curd Rummager.

and i post HERE - i should be top.. (am i going off topic?)

so if i post HERE - i should be bottom..

How about the Mods keep their hands off pointless, shitty threads like this and actually Moderate the threads that matter, like the Patrick Moore thread, for example? This thread should be kept WIDE open for you all to play in. The more threads we keep open in the Extra-Curricular forum, the better; it means there's slightly less chance you'll all be f*****g around in the threads that count. Or is that too much to hope for? No offence intended to anyone in particular, of course. Oh, ok then, offence intended. And shut up, Windsor, before you pipe up... Hi Star Crossed! Long time no post!

Iraq President Ill

i dont think i would enjoy the beer... i would be half joking saying i'd give heroin a shot... but if i was being serious, i'd just want to spend the time with my girlfriend.. just talking.. about her future. couldn't be happier. f**k sake banshees you nearly made me cry..

it is upsetting, but also quite amusing

Suicide Watch Denied

Happy Birthday Lady Die! and what a wonderful day for a birthday! enjoy

Captain! i notice you're sitting nicely on 999 posts.. how exciting. by the way i dont think you can blame BS for posting Private Messages, let him do what he wants? anything you write on the internet to people is there in black and white and can be pasted anywhere you want.. especially if it gives you the upper hand in an argument

What a Whopper 2...

This is the mugshot for the guy who keeps holding underground illegal Hamster Dances on his forehead.

The world's first two-storey brain has been discovered in a routine check-up of Cactus-dwelling ant expert, Ivor Broadhead pictured here impersonating a spotted Malabar Grouper. Godot even though you are an argumentative bastard - you do make me laugh sometimes

my mate ordered that in Ibiza last year... obviously couldnt speak Spanish and didnt have a clue what he was ordering. it looked worse than it tasted, anyway..