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  1. What I never understood was the level of detail the bus enthusiasts managed, who has time to learn all of the bus routes in their city by heart?
  2. Can someone explain why you can't use plane/train spotter? The one's I really couldn't understand where the bus spotters at school, or is that passenger carrying vehicle enthusiast?
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    The relegation battle is unlikely to be concluded this weekend, just FYI. Sunderland Norwich both have a game in hand to be played Tuesday or Wednesday, and all three teams have a game at 3pm on Sunday. Thanks again. I'll hold me water & my trusty list of bookies giving the best odds 'til next weekend. Whilst I said that. Sunderland are staying up. Norwich and Newcastle are going down. Middlesbrough, Burnley and probably Brighton are going up. Some bookies may already be offering odds on most of those.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Do it yourself? Click on the like button again.
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    Football

    Oh shit. Newcastle real are useless. Only team beaten by Derby in their shit season and now only team not to beat Villa in theirs. If Sunderland beat Everton or Watford were in the Championship. Even beating Spurs wouldn't be enough.
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    Hannah Hauxwell

    She was alive on 16th April 2016. http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/lifestyle/homes/the-exclusive-inside-story-on-the-renovation-of-hannah-hauxwell-s-farm-1-7851328 Awesome. I was researching it for Hares Death Pool a few months ago and couldn't find any info on her from very recently. Remembered it while reading this, should've googled first. Even reports on forums she'd already died. Good to know she's still around.
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    Hannah Hauxwell

    Anyone know if Hannah Hauxwell is still kicking?
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    Keep double posting and you'll reach 5000 a lot quicker.
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    Bob Dole

    Now that he is the only remaining Republican candidate, who else would Dole support? Perhaps Bernie for the LOLs? And why would people care about whom a 93 year-old, senile unsuccesful presidential candidate supports? The same reason there was news stories concerning who Neil Kinnock supported in 2015.
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    More of a cunt I suspected.
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    Being an all-round cunt to DDT.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Give it a few months and you'll know. Or read this. Yep. I'm probably going to die. As it says in their see you're fucking Doctor if you're genuinely having serious preliminary symptoms. Better that and there's nothing wrong with you than sitting at home dying of anxiety/stupidity. EDIT: Sorry my bedside manner needs working on.
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    A Joke

    Football fans in Newcastle and Sunderland are trying to raise money to restart the ship-building industries so they can still get around after they've flooded the cities with tears next Saturday.
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    Zorders may have been banned, but I still get friend requests from KilliersElf Hopefully Killerself has been banned as well, haven't seen him for a few days.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Give it a few months and you'll know. Or read this.
  16. Deathray

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    The relegation battle is unlikely to be concluded this weekend, just FYI. Sunderland Norwich both have a game in hand to be played Tuesday or Wednesday, and all three teams have a game at 3pm on Sunday.
  17. On the ground 0830 hrs GMT. Remind me never to give you vague details about flight plans.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    . Source: https://theconversation.com/queen-elizabeth-ii-and-the-rise-of-the-90-club-58028 That one that everyone born now can expect to become 90 seems extremely fishy.
  19. But how am I going to know it's midday from now until the 17th?
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    Scavenger Hunt Bingo Deadpool

    I can promise you these topics are going to look particular generous if I ever run the game.
  21. Just back from voting. Peach and lilac forms, if you don't mind.! *z-snaps fingers* Early reports from the counts, before any results are announced, can be summed up with the phrase "Labour are fucked". Some of the Glasgow samples had 62% SNP in them. Lib Dems took a seat off Labour in Sunderland quite convincingly and the Tories held two. Anywhere else in the country this would be a minor issue, but in the Red State of Sunderland that's a massive boon for the Lib Dems,
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    Nigel Lawson

    Looks like absolute shit in my opinion. Pencil him in for next year.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    In any normal season you'd stand to lose money doing that due to the odds on top teams being shorter than 20/1. See William Hill's current odds for teams guaranteed (or very very likely in Palace's case) to stay up for an example: Overall Losses (Teams Likely to Challenge for Title) Man City 7/4 = return of £2.75 including stake i.e loss of £17.25 with other bets included Arsenal 9/2 = return of £5.50 including stake i.e loss of £14.50 with other bets included Chelsea 9/2 = return of £5.50 including stake i.e loss of £14.50 with other bets included Man Utd 7/1 = return of £8.00 including stake i.e loss of £12.00 with other bets included Tottenham 7/1 = return of £8.00 including stake i.e loss of £12.00 with other bets included Liverpool 9/1 = return of £9.00 including stake i.e loss of £11.00 with other bets included Overall Returns (Teams Unlikely to Challenge for Title) Leicester 25/1 = return of £26.00 including stake - i.e profit of £6.00 with other bets included West Ham 80/1 = return of £81.00 including stake - i.e profit of £61.00 with other bets included Everton 100/1 = return of £101.00 including stake - i.e profit of £81.00 with other bets included Southampton 100/1 = return of £101.00 including stake - i.e profit of £81.00 with other bets included Stoke 500/1 = return of £501.00 including stake - i.e profit of £481.00 with other bets included Bournemouth 750/1 = return of £751.00 including stake i.e profit of £731.00 with other bets included Crystal Palace 750/1 = return of £751.00 including stake i.e profit of £731.00 with other bets included Burnley 1000/1 = return of £1001.00 including stake i.e profit of £981.00 with other bets included. Swansea 1000/1 = return of £1001.00 including stake i.e profit of £981.00 with other bets included. Watford 1000/1 = return of £1001.00 including stake i.e profit of £981.00 with other bets included. West Brom 1000/1 = return of £1001.00 including stake i.e profit of £981.00 with other bets included. Also worth noting Burney are "only" 1000/1 . So bookies have learnt from last year. It's probably worth the roll of the dice if you got £20 you really don't care about, but otherwise I wouldn't chance it. *Calculations made on the basis you'd provide a bet for the three other three teams presumably also 1000/1 bets (one of Norwich, Newcastle, Sunderland and two of the championship top 6 including one of Brighton and Middlesborough)
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    Dr Zorder's has been banned again. Cheers DDT.
  25. Deathray

    Scavenger Hunt Bingo Deadpool

    Thank god for the internet with those categories.
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