Deathray

Anyone know what drugs he's on? Assuming he is of course. I struggle to see how anyone as disconnected from reality as him wouldn't be, to be frank. Wondering if it's an OD?

He hasn't been absent that long? I was speaking to him a month and a half or so ago - which is less than you "disappeared" for. Maybe he got the same sentence?

Is this another one of your sexually frustrated comments?

I honestly haven't a clue who was on that list before this morning, anyone want to give us the lowdown on whose been moved off?

You spelt shit wrong. Why did I think someone would come up with this "witty" comment?

Famous because everyone who has ever been on the tube would have heard the message "Mind the gap" , but I doubt your average person on the street couldn't tell you his name. It's a bit like asking people to name any of the people that provided the voice for the speaking clock. Not just the tube, he's used on some national railway services. Or like asking them to name the "cashier number 4 please" people - I think one of them died a while back though. Ok so not on the tube, but up until today I doubt hardly anyone would have been able to name him. Although I would love to find out the person who does the voice recordings for our phone system, as her voice is highly irritating. Similarly would like to find the bloke and women who've alternated doing the tyne and wear metro announcements for the past decade or so, as they are very irritating.

Famous because everyone who has ever been on the tube would have heard the message "Mind the gap" , but I doubt your average person on the street couldn't tell you his name. It's a bit like asking people to name any of the people that provided the voice for the speaking clock. Not just the tube, he's used on some national railway services. Or like asking them to name the "cashier number 4 please" people - I think one of them died a while back though.

Okay I'll add the caveat, at least not until admins get round to making the new forum. Most of the existing deadpools are variations of each other, the Windy City Deadpool for example is a poor-mans HPDP.

Why don't we just do away with topics and post everything in dead of the year then? Just have three threads "The Dead of 20??" and "Ideas and Possibilities for this year" "Ideas and possibilities for next year"

Whilst I actually quite like the idea - NO MORE GOD-FUCKING-DAMN DEAD POOLS FOR PETE'S SAKE, PRETTY FUCKING PLEASE WITH VIRGIN'S CHERRIES ON TOP!!!!!!

Certainly not the qualification for having his own thread, you loon. There's hundreds of people a year who qualify for BBC website obits - there's usually 1-3 a day. Most of them are not worthy of their own threads, half, if not two thirds, of them fall in about 10-15 threads that regular recur here.

It's not, it's 8 GCSES and 2 GCEs (which are commonly known as A-Levels). Still reasonably impressive for someone who is "thick as fuck".

Already posted in the appropriate thread.

Not really - Death Star last active 2004 and Staying Alive - 2013 and Staying Alive 2 - 2008 and Tuber Mirum - 2015 Unless there was even more. DDT, Boudicca and Lady Grendel are also inactive but have conveniently set there last active to private.

If you can't switch me name, can I have 'Scythe 'n' Fiction' under my name instead please ? Done. There is something about the new software that seems to prevent spaces between members names. Could he not just go with Clit_Eastwood ?

I'm with you on Matt Baker. I don't mind kids TV presenters moving to adult targeted television if they actually bother adapting their presentation style. He hasn't.

Have Davis and White had an overlong match which experts claim is the greatest thing ever, but was actually dull as dishwater to get through too? No. I think that might be Davis and Taylor you're thinking of (although due to sheer tension in the final few frames, it is one of the best moments of snooker history.) Davis and White did play each other in a World Final in 1984 and it was 18-16 to Davis.

Jimmy and Steve. Wrestling's staged bollocks. Snooker is pure class. @Zorders Wenbo v Trump is probably the most mouth-watering first round match. Next up would be Murphy v McGill

No way is she going that soon.

In around 46 hours and 40 minutes the most important event of the year begins. The 17 day long feast of wit, skill, blunders, joy, heartache and amazement that is the 2016 World Snooker Championship, And this morning the draw was released. Some cracking first round matches to whet the appetite.

Newcastle have got Swansea on Sunday, another must win.

You deffo remind me of a 'previous' regular to this hallowed forum. Hmmmmmm The one who ran off in a huff the other week other absolutely fucking nothing?

David Gest good enough to maintain my posting status next week?

At this point you're just doing this to annoy us. Absolutely not, I've been correct on numerous occasions before and am sure that today is no different I give it until Friday. keep trying eventually you'll get it right.And if you get it wrong, you'll be banned from posting for a week. I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with rules being imposed after you post something? how are they going to impose them then predict that a user will make an offensive post. But my posts are hardly offensive are they?

Go on give us a peek. Seen as every one is doing likelihoods. Muhammad Ali - probably could die this year but not expecting it now Tony Booth - probably not Bhummibol Adulyadej - should die this year June Brown - Probably won't Jimmy Carter - should go Piet de Jong - probably will William Frankland - expect him to but he's worth butt all anyway Zsa Zsa - more hope than expectation. Billy Graham Rev - should go this year Clare Hollingworth - see Frankland^^^ Clive James - unsure think he will go Stan Lee - unsure think he will go Denis Norden - don't think he will Richard McKenzie, unsure Joost van Der Westhuin - probs not