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Pringles Condoms - once you pop the fun doesn't stop. Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait Magners Condom - nothing added but time Dogs Trust Condoms - never put a healthy dog down This works for almost anything - that last one excepted.

Money can be made from matched betting though it's pretty measly amounts.

Facebook idiots. An anon who shall remain nameless has been clogging my feed up highlight being two posts. The first saying they'll understand if anyone whose in a dodgy group there in wants to delete them and the second saying their gonna start looking for a job.

Would the not be better playing at another ground in winter?

Great Song/Noughties Does not compute, fatal error. Come on! It wasn't all tosh...

Can we change this thread title to room 505 after the grestest song of the noughties?

Any - then upload it to google drive. Your colleagues have spent the morning watching cats on youtube so probably have gmail.

Ah well played Cameron. Get the DUP to stop the debates completely and prevent your embarrassment amin return for preferential treatment in coalition forming.

Not sure it would actually be against electoral law as they invited them in the form of their leader and they refused. That should be sufficient to allow the broadcasters to empty chair him.

Angling for diminished responsibility or pleading innocent via mental incompetence or good old fashioned insanity? If he was charged with murder he could have pleaded not guilty to it in the hope of getting off with manslaughter (or whatever the us parallels are)?

We just need a masterlist.

The only problem with that is if the Tories are still electing when the Lab/SNP agreement fails as they could theoretically keep Labour in power with no power (the two third rule at it's counter productive best)

Healey's a born centenarian he's not going anywhere.... He's not been seen or heard of since the day Tony Benn died a year ago ! Doesn't seem like a year.

Old and Gold. Just like yer false teeth.

Probably not. Presumably he has only one. Unlike Double Dick.FFS. I came in to say he might be that guy. He did a Q&A on reddit if your intetested. Just search DoubleDickDude Waddaya you mean IF? Link just for you then Catty Paws: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

Probably not. Presumably he has only one. Unlike Double Dick. FFS. I came in to say he might be that guy. He did a Q&A on reddit if your intetested. Just search DoubleDickDude

Would love to meet Tiny Cox and see if he lives up to his name. For science of course.

I'm obviously missing the source of hilarity here...

All very fascinating answers, it seems many of you see musicians and actors in a certain light. Noticed I posed the question but didn't answer, for me it's any member of Reel Big Fish or Fairport Convention.

I met and chatted with the late and lamented Mr Beadle a couple of times and was mightily impressed. The context was meeting at Fortean Times Unconventions - i.e. conferences on all manner of paranormal stuff - and Beadle had amassed a massive private library of tomes on the various topics under discussion, something he could hold forth on with authority and a fair degree of insight and humour. I always thought he was a bit of a cunt, but if you rate him then he must be at least half a good egg. I've met loads of motorbike riders, but nobody will know who I'm on about so I won't bother listing them. If their moto gp riders i might! Other disciplines are inferior.

The ardent pedant often falls. Reminds me of when Nerina Pallot seems to have sung, "Safire, Safire, his typo is higher". That joke is dead obscure and not funny, but I'm proud of it. Seriously, what the fuck is this a reference to?

Healey's a born centenarian he's not going anywhere....

Put her in the Fringes forum then.... SC Are you fucking retarded, how the shit does a thread subject's mother not warrant being in that thread you imbecilic prick? Has Guest_Guest finally fucking registered?

Did you post in Deaths of 2015 like you are supposed to as well? I posted two suicides yesterday it would be nice to see the trend continue SC The question of where to post a specific death also confused me at the beginning. I've decided to only post in the "Deaths of 20xx" thread when it's hard to categorize the person or when a category for that person doesn't exist, or if I have nothing else to say about the death of that person except for the fact itself, which I try to avoid however. It should go in both. To not put every single death in the Dead of 2015 voids the forum entirely. So cuss of you and your ilk we gotta search 5 dozen forums. Gracias. That makes sense. Pfft SC If you that bothered about it make a master post detailing every death ever mentioned anywhere on the site... or you could just google your potential picks.

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