Deathray

I really think you should relax the obituary requirements for this - the local rag should at least be accepted.

The striked out ones won't make it. Striked? Really....?! Are you really taking issue with my choice of wording for crossing out some names on a list?

Sussanah Mushat Jones (Joker) Emma Morano Martin Crowe Lisa Milelo Paul Lamb Emma Cook Kieth Borum Sarah Flint Heather McManny Leanna Cox Barbara Carter Claire Carlin Pauline Gibbons Andre Pearson Solomon Chau Paul Williamson James Mottershead Jo Murphy Amanda Booth Jack Jordan Natalie Price Catherine Copeland Debbie Peralta Parma Bertoli Anne Herlihy Rodney Symes Arif Yunus Leyla Yunus Avril Lavregne Jimmy Carter Zsa Zsa Gabor Warren James Jeremy Hutchinson Denis Healey Greville Janner Sinead O'Connor Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton Jill Janus Lemmy Kilminster Bez from Happy Mondays Joan Armatrading Lorayne Minahan Amanda Palmer Catherine Britt Angie Gentry (Troy Gentry of Montgomery Gentry's Wife) Ashley Olsen Jim Walker Lord Carey Brian Seville 49 of these guys were shortlisted for my 2016 Deathrace team but I figured most of them wouldn't make it that long so why not put 'em in here. Obitting might be an issue but hey ho.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/lord-janner-criticised-justice-system-for-excusing-alleged-nazi-war-criminal-who-had-dementia--but-now-hes-in-the-same-position-10183717.html Either a blatant hypocrite or can't remember what his opinion is on trialling dementia patients.

Brian Seville, head of Lstar Capital.

The striked out ones won't make it.

Vice President of Lstar Capital. Not sure he's quite famous enough for DL purposes though. https://www.linkedin.com/in/bmseville He looks good for his age. Err, whatever age that is. Ah, we've found the new mascot! Think we should trying enter Brian Seville in as many teams as possible next year so that when he/his client googles his name all the results are this site rather than his company!

Anyone reckon he's said that top one to a lot of people's daughters himself?

You're assuming the police protection assigned to him wasn't the same dubious lot assigned to Esther Baker's care home as detailed in that Australian doc.

Judge for yourself whether this bloke is fit to stand up let alone stand trial:

Vice President of Lstar Capital. Not sure he's quite famous enough for DL purposes though. https://www.linkedin.com/in/bmseville

Jesus, did someone spike your cornflakes?

Presuming you love dogs in general castrating yours is a social responsbility. The number of stray dogs in this country is over a 110,000. As well as the issues caused to the humans who have to live around these dogs, there's also massive potential disease repercussions for both stray and domestic animals. By not castrating you're dog you risk increasing the number of stray dogs - causing an animal you love - a dog - to potentially suffer that fate. It's okay to say that you keep your dog on a lead and locked away but it's not always possible and dogs (especially intelligent ones). On a closer to human level, you risk the possibility of your own dog picking up one of the large range of STIs available from stray dogs. Until the number of stray dogs is much lower there is absolutely no need to breed domestic dogs, for this reason you should castrate them. With regards to the cancer, it's only really an issue if you neuter the dog later than when the operation is normally performed by vets caring for puppies. Also the anaesthetics are very good and they'll not feel it. Depends where you live, no doubt. It's rare to see a stray dog in my locality, and most of those are quickly identified and reclaimed by the owners. News of any such stray dog (or cat) is all over the local Facebook pages in minutes, and if owner not traced, someone calls the dog warden, but that's very rare. Good for you, but naturally the ratio of available spaces in homes and stray dogs isn't quite where we'd like it to be. Living in an urban area it's obviously more of a concern that me than it is for charon who seemingly lives in some Scottish hamlet as accessible as Dr Zorder's specialist version of English. It's great that you were able to take her in. Obviousl the decision to castrate or not is a personal one, I was just trying to lay out the argument for doing it on a more practical level than "you're chopping a dogs bollock off." I've actually been "lucky" enough to witness a castration being performed in person and yes it made me feel a bit queasy but there's no long term effect on the dog. The difference is Jurgen Bartsch isn't a dog and I'm pretty sure the doctors may not have actually given a fuck whether he survived given his past crimes.

So, investigate the situation, consult dead poolers and reschedule for 1 January. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33931860 Threatened with arrest if he doesn't turn up, will appear in court this afternoon. Should give us a chance to assess him on the way in.

Presuming you love dogs in general castrating yours is a social responsbility. The number of stray dogs in this country is over a 110,000. As well as the issues caused to the humans who have to live around these dogs, there's also massive potential disease repercussions for both stray and domestic animals. By not castrating you're dog you risk increasing the number of stray dogs - causing an animal you love - a dog - to potentially suffer that fate. It's okay to say that you keep your dog on a lead and locked away but it's not always possible and dogs (especially intelligent ones). On a closer to human level, you risk the possibility of your own dog picking up one of the large range of STIs available from stray dogs. Until the number of stray dogs is much lower there is absolutely no need to breed domestic dogs, for this reason you should castrate them. With regards to the cancer, it's only really an issue if you neuter the dog later than when the operation is normally performed by vets caring for puppies. Also the anaesthetics are very good and they'll not feel it.

He hasn't been on the DL before but what about Bernard Cribbins? Not a bad shout, he was playing ancient old man in 2006-7 and is still around!

I'd view living to 90 as good enough in itself and just go.

31 December 2015 just to cause every deadpool runner a headache.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33905780/a-dying-saint-bernard-dog-gets-a-snowy-send-off-in-manchester

David Jason's the other option; played a lot of old fuckers and is a lot younger than you'd initially think.

Peter Sallis?

Jolly good Deathray, but I'll kindly ask that your above list is specifically for the remainder of 2015. I know it's late in the year and but Sun Wukong was quite methodical about the end of her game being the new year December 31st, January 1st. As a sop to the loss you may feel I'll say that you can carry forward into 2016 a direct co-relation of thereabouts no more than 7.5 / twelfths of these names. Fine by me, just accelerates the point at which this game becomes difficult. I'll track the list beyond anyway for fun.

Replaced with Alasdair Urquhart - given it's only a couple of hours. Thanks for pointing it out.

Do you not think you might be, erm, taking this a bit too seriously? Anyway that is very impressive. But 1800 names!!!

You're constantly refferring these - could either you or Ali give an overview?