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Funny you should say that DDT but, yes, I looked that up before I went. I have a rare/occasional acid reflux and I do have a bump at the bottom end!! I showed this to my GP, even mentioned the hiatus hernia scenario but, no....... She said the bump is the end of the sternum. I think I will end up getting sent around the houses before we find out what the problem is! This reminds me of when my Dad and his mate had something similar. My Dad is sure it's indigestion but to avoid the hassle and prescription charges and the like he convinces his mate to go to the Doctors. His mate comes back from the doctors - indigestion. Great thinks my Dad. 2 days later his mate doesn't turn up - he's died. Dad immediately gets in touch with BUPA £100 consultation, day off work, turns out it was indigestion. Goes to his mate's funeral and says to his wife so what did he die of. Oh, she says, run over by a bus.

You couldn't make this up http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/20/police-admit-tasering-ownblack-race-relations-advisorafter-mistaking/

Ah, the plot thickens, the game is afoot, just one more thing, who loves ya baby, put your trousers on you're nicked son.........

If the actor leaves does that mean they are dead Dr Who fans?

Hasn't got any worse (not that it could have).

Ah yes. I knew something felt wrong in aloud, but I couldn't figure that out. Maybe I should go to spec savers soon... Do they even have Specsavers in the US?

Still syncopating sovereignty.

45 years since Ernesto Miranda finally waived his rights, aged 34.

Still shining her sceptre.

He wouldn't see the other side of midnight.

35 years since Lightnin' Hopkins would no longer wake up this mornin', aged 69.

Was that a dissident?

I assume she's incontinent by now? She's still intercontinental.

Brunhilde Pomsel has died. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/brunhilde-pomsel-secretary-to-nazi-propaganda-minister-joseph-goebbels-dies-at-106/2017/01/29/ab645200-dcf6-11e6-ad42-f3375f271c9c_story.html?utm_term=.b33704a1758a Mein Gott!!!! Ein Hit!

Oddly enough 1850 was the year California joined the union. Might give Trump an idea. Actually strange you suggest that because there is a rumour flying that Trump is encouraging the GOP to fund the Calexit campaign in order to almost certainly assure a Republican Victory every presidential election. And although it's a rumour, California has just recently opened up an embassy in Moscow - no smoke without fire, right?It's a different kind of smoke in California.

Who could have predicted that? No one. That's why it's a FUCKING COINCIDENCE FOOL. I was going to ignore this,but...... 1. I never said it could be predicted by anyone. 2. All I said was that it was that it was weird. i.e. coincidental 3. Now why don't you just waddle back to your nest or whatever Penguins have,you FUCKING BIRDBRAIN. Specieist! You nearly said specielist there.No I didn't.

I remember that. Used to be a way of disposing of losers from Crufts.

Not me.

Her throne is still warm.

25 years since Willie Dixon would no longer wake up this morning, aged 76.

Who could have predicted that? No one. That's why it's a FUCKING COINCIDENCE FOOL. I was going to ignore this,but...... 1. I never said it could be predicted by anyone. 2. All I said was that it was that it was weird. i.e. coincidental 3. Now why don't you just waddle back to your nest or whatever Penguins have,you FUCKING BIRDBRAIN. Specieist!

Not had the op seems in good spirits https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jan/28/how-do-people-know-trump-will-destroy-the-world-clive-james

Or last until 2028 That's the Heil's main concern over the cost of renovating HP. Ridiculous. She's old as fuck, lie her in state in Buckingham Palace. Charles won't be using it. Tussaud's would be fun.

Oh Drol, if I could have liked that three times i would have done!

Who could have predicted that? No one. That's why it's a FUCKING COINCIDENCE FOOL.