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My wrists can be very sturdy and full of vigour when necessary!

Sexual jokes are soooo politically incorrect!! You naughty man daring to offend the sensibilities of those offended by talk of fanny pounding...! Not that I myself am averse to the joys of a good saddle ride and a bit of pounding - only in the classiest kind of way of course!

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/racing/lizzie-deignan-expecting-second-child-will-miss-2022-racing-season Yorkshires Lizzie Deignan, professional cyclist and winner of the first womens Paris Roubaix race last year , has announced she is pregnant with her second child.

Christina Crawford, Loretta Lynn,Vera Miles, Susan Harris and Pope Benedict please! Fond of them all bar the last name but they are clogging up my long and short lists!

Enjoy a long snooze!!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/student-who-bonded-wanteds-tom-26298102 23 year old student from Luton who bonded with Tom Parker after being diagnosed with the same brain tumour as him , has sadly died.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10536665/Michael-Bubles-wife-Luisana-Lopilato-pregnant-expecting-fourth-child.html Singer Michael Buble has announced he and his wife are expecting their fourth child.

https://www.tatler.com/article/duke-duchess-kent-prince-edward-katharine-worsley-wedding The Duchess of Kent celebrates her 89th birthday today.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/eastenders-jack-derges-announces-fiance-26289242 British actor Jack Derges whose most prominent role was in EastEnders as vengeful Andy Flynn, has announced the birth of his second child.

Yup and Malcolm Rifkind held the Edinburgh Pentlands seat until 1997. Some of the seats in the wealthier parts of Edinburgh should in theory be fertile ground for the tories.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10527825/Adriana-Lima-pregnant-supermodel-announces-expecting-child.html Vogue and Victoria Secrets model Adriana Lima is expecting her third child and her first child with movie producer Andre Lemmers IIl .

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-coach-steve-burtenshaw-23133896 Former Everton coach too . A club were he is held in great affection.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10524321/Joan-Collins-88-celebrates-20th-wedding-anniversary-throwback-snap.html 89 year old Joan Collins celebrates her 20th wedding anniversary- the longest lasting of her marriages. I wonder if she will be around to celebrate her 30th wedding anniversary in 2032?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10523637/Nicola-Adams-reveals-shes-expecting-baby-girlfriend-Ella-Baig.html British Olympic medal winning boxer Nicola Adams has announced that she and her partner are expecting their first child together .Nicolas partner Ella is carrying a baby conceived using Nicolas egg.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10521121/Dick-Van-Dyke-96-sings-dances-wife-Arlene-Silver-50-new-music-video.html 96 year old Dick Van Dyke singing and dancing in new video.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10520451/Aaron-Rodgers-Shailene-Woodley-SPLIT-Couple-call-engagement-two-years.html American NFL player Aaron Rodgers and actress Shailene Woodley have reportedly split .

https://www.goodto.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/dani-harmer-gives-birth-to-her-second-child-with-partner-simon-brough-649900 Actress Dani Harmer, star of Tracy Beaker, has given birth to her second child.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10519129/Ronnie-OSullivan-Laila-Rouass-SPLIT.html British world snooker champion Ronnie O'Sullivan and fiance actress Laila Rouass have split after ten years together.

@Toast In relation to a previous chat we had on this forum this YouTube video documentary says the exact opposite- that Princess Alexandra and The Queen are actually best friends especially since Princess Margaret died.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10514909/Judy-Finnigan-73-shows-youthful-appearance-gleaming-smile.html#scso=_-8kLYtHoH4OjgQabuJqwBA42:408.5333251953125 Some media comment today on Judy Finnigans 'youthful appearance ' as she appears in social media posts about her daughters pregnancy.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/richard-madeley-helps-son-law-23099287 Television presenter and celebrity Chloe Madeley and former england rugby player James Haskell have announced they are expecting their first child.

https://dartsnews.com/pdc/wade-and-former-walk-on-girl-sammi-are-expecting-their-second-child British darts player James Wade has announce he and his wife are expecting their second child.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10510273/Alexandra-Burke-PREGNANT-Singer-announces-expecting-child-Darren-Randolph.html Singer and former X factor winner Alexandra Burke has announced she is expecting her first child with West Ham goalkeeper Darren Randolph.

https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/breaking-rapper-eve-gives-birth-26201139 American rapper Eve has announced she has become a first time mother at the age of 43.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1319167/quentin-tarantino-and-wife-daniella-pick-expecting-baby-no-2 Film director Quentin Tarantino and his wife have announced they are expecting their second child.