Gooseberry Crumble

I think many Scottish accents sound rather sexy and intelligent more than anything else rather than funny!

But intriguingly she went off twitter saying she was unwell the day before Salmond made his announcement? I wonder if there was a link? Maybe she was contemplating jumping ship or had decided against it but was conflicted and green with envy because she was aware someone else was going to jump ship? She could also gave genuinely been unwell for unconnected reasons but the timing was curious

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9408485/EDEN-CONFIDENTIAL-Prince-Charless-stepson-left-devastated-death-girlfriend.html Tom Parker Bowles son of Camilla The Duchess of Cornwall and stepson of Prince Charles is in mourning after his girlfriend former journalist Alice Procope died aged 42 from cancer.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/14469562/coronation-street-bill-roache-soap-break-fallen-ill/ Bill Roache taking time off Coronation Street after falling ill.

You can count on progress or a resolution soon!

I am going to say to you what I have said in my younger years on the gay scene to many a disappointed older man or sugar daddy when they tried to entice and persuade me into being sexually obliging and friendly towards them...... You couldn't afford my prices darling/laddie!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-helen-flanagan-gives-birth-23514660 Coronation Street actress Helen Flanagan who plays Rosie Webster and fiance footballer Scott Sinclair who plays for Preston North end and formerly played for Celtic , have become parents to their third child and their first son.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-emma-stone-gives-birth-23319852 32 year old Oscar winning actress Emma Stone has given birth to her first child.

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/bloodlands-star-lisa-dwan-reveals-pregnancy-joy-with-her-first-baby-40240458.html Irish actress Lisa Dwan , star of bbc drama Bloodlands , has revealed she is pregnant with her first child aged 43.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9406397/Former-East-17-frontman-Brian-Harvey-live-streams-YouTube-moment-arrested.html Films himself being arrested by police on suspicion of malicious communication.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/one-show-host-alex-jones-23797463 Alex Jones host of the one show announces live on air she is expecting her third child.

I will try my best!

Indeed @The Old Crem ^^

Well be ready for a plop followed by plentiful use of toilet paper sooner rather than later....!

Are you still considering the possibility of having it running for a year ? I seem to recall you flirting with that idea a while back.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9396559/Zara-Tindall-gives-birth-baby-boy.html Another great grandchild for the Queen and Prince Philip Princess Annes daughter Zara Tindall gives birth at home in her bathroom to her third child her first boy whos been named Lucas Philip.

More a metaphor or analogy!

No its definitely not that kind of shit!

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/kellie-bright-pregnant-third-child-via-ivf-b925479.html EastEnders actress Kellie Bright who plays pub landlady Linda Carter is pregnant with her third child.

A forewarning that I am sensing another bowel movement. The last time I revealed on this thread I could sense a bowel movement on the way a 'hit' for the committee was announced the next day in the form of Murray Walker which was even quicker than I expected. Just saying...

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/mar/20/sculpture-of-dame-vera-lynn-planned-for-cliffs-of-dover A sculpture of Dame Vera Lynn planned for the cliffs of Dover .

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/14360991/professor-green-dad-girlfriend-karima-give-birth/ British rapper Professor Green has become a father for the first time to a baby son.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/tina-turners-health-battles-cancer-23734473 Tina Turner bids farewell to fans in a newly released film according to numerous media reports.

Sometimes a heck of a lot of sheer will power can get people to milestone birthdays or events. I saw this with an elderly neighbour were the husband was very sick for over a year but seemed determined to hold on for their 70th wedding anniversary and I think they got a letter from the Queen to mark that? But died 4 days after the anniversary. I don't think Prince Philip reaching his 100th birthday in June would be an outlandish prediction but him reaching the Queens platinum jubilee next year arguably might be.

You are so naughty!