Sir Creep

I’ll go out on a limb saying this the only dame named Chandler. Pompous rich stupid fux can’t name offspring proper. SC

‘Became a puppet’? Seriously, just put ‘died’ if you aren’t going to try a little harder than that.

Ok I pay no attention to these trollops, but now that I’m looking has anyone ever called out Wilmer Valderrama (38) as a pedophile (peadophile)??? Its simple math. Lovato is 25. They had a 6-year relationship. It ended June 2016. ....[wait for it.....] SC

Former trainer and jockey Ron Conquest who held a special place in Queensland racing history has died aged 86 after a battle with cancer. He is one of only three people in modern day Queensland racing to have ridden and later trained a Group One winner in the state. SC

Ive been here a while and never heard of that thread. Marked and remembered. SC

Who?? (Yes I read it) any relation to DeadMau5

I admit tearing up

John Buechner, a former University of Colorado president, longtime faculty member and politician who served in the Colorado statehouse and as Boulder's mayor, died Saturday. He was 82. SC

Former major league pitcher Tony Cloninger, perhaps best known for hitting two grand slams in a game, has died. He was 77. Cloninger died Tuesday. He had worked as a consultant for the Boston Red Sox since 2002. Cloninger went 113-97 during 12 seasons in the big leagues, mostly with the Braves. On April 12, 1966, Cloninger threw the first pitch for the new Atlanta (Braves) franchise. He had 11 career homers, making his 2 grand slam game all the more incredible. SC

Hilda Hanson died a couple days ago, all six generations of her, and here’s an obit. Detective work complete. SC

Another H—it Great great great grandmother Hilda Hanson died a couple days ago. SC (Edit: well, reviewing the obit sources I may well be fekked.)

Lovely name still only hauls in 39 scrabble points. SC

Dana Scatton was my 17-yr going on 18 year old, but glad not, it’s all I can do to find an update (she’s alive fwiw, according to brother’s FB). QO 1% now but had she died in childbirth it was 90% sob story. Just another cancer mum now SC

I hope not. B teams are for people that can’t make a decision. Make a decision and have some testicular fortitude ffs. I don’t even know how that horseshit got started. You’re supposed to have a main team and if you like, up to two THEME teams. ‘People who didn’t make my main team’ isn’t a theme, unless you’re a coward. Make a decision, be a man/woman, and hope for the best. SC

Former Louisiana Gov. Edwin Edwards was giving another former Gov Kathleen Blanco some award a few days ago. In doing so, Edwards relayed a story of a poor woman who everyday walked out on the porch of her shotgun house and thanked God for the day. Next door lived an atheist who chided her for thinking God had anything to do with the sun, the rain, etc. One day she prayed for God to please send her food as she had none and was starving. The next morning she walked out and found a bag of groceries on her porch. She immediately started thanking God when the atheist neighbor interrupted her. “You old fool, God didn’t get you those groceries, I did!” She fell on her knees, thanked God for the groceries and, “even better, for getting the devil to pay for them.”

Maryon Pittman Allen, one of only two women to serve as a U.S. senator from Alabama, has died. Allen's nephew, state Sen. Trip Pittman, says his aunt died Monday. She was 92. SC

Maybe if the cuntos put Jessica Falkholt on the gdamn DL....

Except that a year ago ‘immunotherapy’ would have been called ‘alternative’ treatment, now it’s the only thing prolonging life and actually attacking cancer cells.

I just wanted to applaud charon for making a post without the word cunto appearing. Excellent progress, although ‘count’ is an anagram and quite likely subliminal.

Former receiver Frank Clarke, a member of the original Cowboys team of 1960, died Thursday morning in McKinney at 84. Clarke was the last original Cowboy to retire. The NFL Championship Game of 1967, the storied Ice Bowl, was his final game. According to a 2008 SportsDay profile of Clarke, he was: - the first black football player at the University of Colorado - the first black star on a Cowboys team. - the first black sports TV anchor in Dallas. - the first black NFL analyst at CBS. Sir Creep has tried twice to launch a ‘famous black firsts’ thread but Admins won’t allow it. So consider this an entry. SC

Willie Brown, Southern California’s original I-formation tailback under coach John McKay who went on to a brief NFL career before returning to the Trojans as a coach, has died. He was 76. The school said Brown died Thursday of cancer. Brown led the Trojans in rushing and kickoff returns in 1962, and in receiving and scoring the following year. He also played center field and shortstop for the Trojans from 1962-64, winning the College World Series in 1963. He led the Trojans in batting average and runs as an all-league player in 1963. Brown played in the NFL from 1964-66 with the Los Angeles Rams and Philadelphia Eagles. SC

M is for Miyako. (SirC) unless you’re Capt Chorizo, where it’s Ch-Ch-Ch-Chiyo pet ‘C’.

Candy says he’s pretty good at it.

That’s one bypass per Monkey

Maybe his son can attend the funeral drunk on his Harley with a naked coed. SC