Sir Creep

And now the kids are selling off their parents shit they don't want. Like priceless paintings and whatnot. SC http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/07/lord-attenboroughs-lifes-collection-of-art-for-sale-for-1m-after/

Miami-area philanthropist and president of South Florida’s Jacobson Toccin Properties, Peter Jacobson, died at 92 in Bal Harbour, Florida on Friday. SC http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/obituaries/article113153653.html

Charon's liquor cabinet took a beating earlier today. SC

Um... No. There's zero causality there.

For the mentally-handicapped let's keep this slow for their benefit: If you drop over dead during a ''fitness test'--that would be a test to see if you are physically fit--that's what we call irony. SMFH I mean it's truly impossible to get any more basic than that. SC

In what way is this ironic? He doesn't seem to have died as a result of an exercise machine bursting into flames or summat. Are you serious or a fuckin idiot? Btw your example is Interesting Ways to Die not Ironic Deaths. SC

Dude they're on different stratospheres. i mean really now....

Field Marshal Fathi Abu-Taleb, a former chairman of the joint chiefs of staff of the Jordanian military, has died, his family said Sunday. He was 83. SC https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/world/middle_east/former-jordanian-army-chief-abu-taleb-83-dies-in-amman/2016/11/06/cf043f14-a41a-11e6-ba46-53db57f0e351_story.html

RIP Ms Reno. I know her name will pop up on a lot of teams here and there. Big news -- ABC News wins as first news agency to the gate. SC http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/janet-reno-us-attorney-general-died-43353469

A Florida State College at Jacksonville student died while taking a physical fitness test to get into the school's firefighting academy on Saturday, school officials said. SC http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-student-dies-while-taking-fscj-firefighter-academy-exam/464386585

John Calvin Rezmerski, one of Minnesota’s best-known poets and storytellers and a longtime professor at Gustavus Adolphus College in St. Peter, Minn., died Saturday of complications from a stroke. Lorna Rafness, his wife, said Rezmerski, 74, had been in poor health for a year and had struggled with diabetes and congestive heart failure. SC http://m.startribune.com/john-rezmerski-gustavus-adolphus-poet-and-professor-in-minnesota-dies/400149621/

In a tragic twist, a 19-year-old footballer was killed in the Syria fighting. Kassem Shamkha died in Aleppo while fighting off a rebel attack. He was fighting alongside Hezbollah. Since 2009, Shamkha had played for Hezbollah's Al-Ahed football club which has won Lebanon's national championships four times, most recently in 2015. If my math is correct he was playing with the national team at age 13? SC http://m.indiatimes.com/sports/kick-off/a-sad-state-of-affairs-as-a-19-year-old-lebanon-premier-league-footballer-dies-while-fighting-in-syria-264941.html

Avalanche Executive Vice President/General Manager Joe Sakic confirmed the passing of 34-year-old former Avalanche player Marek Svatos. Svatos played with the Avalanche from 2004-2009. SC http://www.9news.com/mb/sports/nhl/colorado-avalanche/former-avalanche-player-marek-svatos-dies/348746679

Voters choosing who will represent them in the North Carolina House this week could choose a candidate who has died. The family of Dare County Commissioner Warren Judge said he died on Saturday. He was the Democratic candidate for House District 6 in the General Assembly. SC http://abc11.com/politics/candidate-for-legislative-seat-dies-name-stays-on-ballot/1592893/

Virtuoso Hungarian pianist and conductor Zoltan Kocsis, celebrated for his thrilling and versatile technique, died on Sunday at the age of 64, his orchestra the National Philharmonic said. Kocsis, musical director of the National Philharmonic since 1997, underwent heart surgery in 2012. Last month he cancelled upcoming concerts on the advice of doctors, according to the National Philharmonic Orchestra. Born in Budapest in 1952, Kocsis began performing abroad after winning the prestigious Hungarian Radio Beethoven Competition at the age of 18. SC http://m.france24.com/en/20161106-thrilling-hungarian-pianist-zoltan-kocsis-dies-aged-64

Fair to say Anubis jumped the gun a little with this thread?

Fred MacMurray, actor primarily remembered for 'My Three Sons' - 25 years ago.

I feel ya, Y-Dub. I know most here are obsessed all year, but I don't even start contemplating my teams or who be illin until December. I guess it shows. SC

Deathray if it makes you feel any better I've checked in on this thread as often as its been updated. I'd like to think we will both be here in some capacity 2017. Cheers! SirC

Also Rowena Kincaid and Bonnie Brown since the June update Well done Chorizo

Horse pucky. NPR just did an update about her 2-3 days ago and said she's in jail, facing up to 8 years for nonsense charges. Guess you shouldn't quote the Hindustan Times--it makes you look Gulla-ble. SirC

If and when further confirmed, that leaves Vera Lynn and Doris Day as the only survivors to have had a UK top ten hit in 1952... For once Joey is right. Kinda hard to buy into this and no one carrying the news story. But we've seen it before. I'll give it another 6 hours then I'm going to call BS. No way anyone of Starr's stature dies and no one covers it for 18 hours. SC

I know we have the 'surprised to find they're still alive' thread. We need an 'I thought for fahkin SURE this person was dead already' thread. Popov is my entry. SC

neither was your birth but we still have to put up with it. Not much of an insult but it's the thought that counts. Agreed, glad to see MorbidKid put thought into a post, let's hope it's a trend. SC

Faith ('s mom) No More