Sir Creep

Here's a fucking GREAT idea for a rule that would eliminate people starting threads for individuals willy nilly: Anyone starting a thread for an individual MUST include that person in ALL DPs they participate in the following year. That'll nip that shit in the bud. Ozzy Osborne -- whoever started that and Roland Gift should be forced to eat that fucking name all next year. Let em lose a few DPs and they'll knock that shit off. Angela Lansbury anyone? Bono Vox? Num num num eat that shit you posted. SirCreep

Da Da DeadWow that really sucks. Trio and Error was voted by yours truly as one of the top 10 albums for 1983. Some great tunes on it, Da Da Da excluded. SirC

OK not sure the veracity of this story. I was GOING to post it in Interesting Ways To Die, what with a guy jumping into a pool of glacier melt water waterfall in Glacier Ntl Park, Montana. That was until I saw his supposed name: Clint Cory Not Afraid I've taken a photo of the story in case an editor was goofing around and will later fix it. Sure, there are some Native Americans in Montana, so maybe the name is legit. But I don't know...... Have reservations (see what I did there) SirC http://m.nbcmontana.com/news/man-who-died-after-jump-in-glacier-national-park-identified/39488282

Right on, msc, I point out the positive aspects as well. Point is that without any particular medical background I/we are able to competently discuss these matters at least in general terms and quite accurately. For instance I know what the Whipple procedure is (for pancreatic C), and who on earth besides physicians or sufferers would have even heard of it? No one that's who. SC

I, too, have produced a pianist on occasion. SC

Can't speak to photos but like all y'all my research has given me great insight into cancers and illnesses and their symptoms and stages. So when someone begins to tell me about the self or relatives being sick I'm now able to interrupt them mid sentence, which being Irish I'm good at, and tell them all the medical stuff they have and life expectancy and famous folks who have died of the same thing lol.SC

I have been posting all animal related posts here unless it's bovine. Where the fuck else would I lost them? This is where they belong, so Toast is wrong and sadly an Admin is equally mistaken. Another reason Sir Creep is ripe to take over an Admin seat and get forgetful or absent Admins OUT. I appreciate your votes in advance. SirC

rockhopperpenguin to be congratulated with clapping until my hands fall off. Well done, twuntmate. SC

Maybe I'm thinking incorrectly in order to put a positive spin on my predicament, but Cancel My Appointments (10th) is the only team in the top 13 that has a mere 8 hits, meaning I have more available people (12) than all the teams ahead of me (all except one have 7-10). Doesn't mean I have people 'more likely to die' unfortunately but at least I have more Possibilites.Let's see how the second half of the year goes. SC

1900 was still in the 19th century MPFC only said 'that' Century. It's a perfectly correct comment. No one said anything about 19th or any other specific century but you. SC

Praise Allah! ?? Way to go London / England. Just what in the fuck is WRONG with you people? Y'all makin jolly little Trump look like a genius, and that takes effort. SC http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-buses-to-carry-praise-allah-adverts-during-ramadan-a3243026.html

. Guess the cancer treatment didn't work so well. John Schroeder/Stabb is dead at 54. SC http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/artsdesk/general/2016/05/08/john-stabb-of-government-issue-dies-at-54/

Man kills his brother over an argument about a cheeseburger. SC http://abc7.com/news/man-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger-police-say/1329589/

Since May is Brain Tumour Awareness Month, I'd like to remind those people I've put on my DP teams who have been told they have brain tumours of their medical circumstances, and that its ok to get busy dying. You know who you are. SirC http://braintumor.org/join-the-fight/brain-tumor-awareness-month/

Perhaps, more tragically he may have forgotten how many improbably gorgeous women he shagged! Worthington denies the story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36234373 Worthington then denied the story again 5 minutes later. SC Tough crowd. Themaninblack gets a nod but the rest of you wankers wouldn't recognize the funniest thing posted here in at least the past two weeks if it was....posted here. The fact is, that was a goddamn funny line. Pearls before swine. SC

Newcastle Jets midfielder Bernardo Ribeiro has died of a suspected heart attack suffered while playing for Brazilian side Friburguense. The 26-year-old fell ill during a friendly match and was transported by ambulance to a nearby hospital where it was later confirmed he had passed away. The news comes just days after Cameroon international Patrick Ekeng collapsed and passed away during a match for Dinamo Bucharest. The cause of both deaths is yet to be officially confirmed. SC http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/football/former-newcastle-jets-star-bernardo-ribeiro-tragically-dies-of-suspected-onfield-heart-attack/news-story/8b1a7dac7025c87ec1a6aa2e3af1e16b

OMG! On an American website? Is this set to become a trend? Are we finally fighting back and making headway against the bastardisation of the English language? (Hi Toastie.) Um.... It's pleaded. It's always pleaded. It's always been pleaded. I'm glad that was your takeaway of a cool story tho bro. Smfh SC

Ah, the old 'nice n Chrispy' cremation comment is somewhat long overdue. ...and there it is ! (Never heard of the chap in question mind...) So unlike his playing career Chrispy isn't going to be the first man entering the box?.... SirC

Fuck Sir David and his Birthy McBirthday. SC

Ann Day, a former Arizona Republican state senator and the sister of former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor was killed a car crash Saturday in Arizona. She was 77. SC http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sister-former-justice-sandra-day-o-connor-killed-arizona-crash-n569951

I've never even heard of Margot Honecker, until now. ------- And now for something completely different: Former Oklahoma Gov. David Hall, who was indicted shortly after leaving office but maintained a love for the state and its people, died Friday in California. His daughter, Julie Martin, confirmed that he died in a San Diego area hospital at 8:39 a.m. after suffering a stroke. SC http://m.newsok.com/former-oklahoma-gov.-david-hall-dies/article/5496425

OR... the only one finding these particular suicides noteworthy. Nonsense. I come across at least 3-4 suicides a week, and you can see how often I post them. 95% are not noteworthy. Suggesting the one I posted presently isn't skews logic SC

A judge in Tulsa, OK has refused to dismiss some of the charges against a woman who allegedly slashed the corpse of her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. (Make that her EX-Boyfriend's ex-gf) Prosecutors say Sims removed the dead woman's breasts, a toe and locks of her hair and cut the woman's forehead as the body lay in a casket at a Tulsa funeral home on April 30, 2015. Sims also allegedly stole the woman's shoes and broke into her home. SC http://m.richmond.com/news/ap/article_ef6feace-6f76-51ab-923e-3ed9b9f6050a.html?mode=jqm

Millions of fish have washed up dead along a 125-kilometre stretch of the Vietnamese coast in one of the communist country's worst environmental disasters. Soldiers have been deployed to bury tonnes of fish, clams and the occasional whale that began dying in early April along the north-central coast, including some popular tourist beaches. Vietnamese officials have not announced the official cause of the deaths, which have affected the livelihoods of tens of thousands of families. Vietnamese Prime Minister Phuc said his government is determined to track down the main culprits with "objectivity, honesty, prudence and urgency." PM Phuc lmao SC http://www.kiamaindependent.com.au/story/3893052/millions-of-dead-fish-wash-up-on-vietnams-coast-in-huge-environmental-disaster/?cs=4115

It's an option to support nobody by not voting. Some countries have the option to enter an empty ballot, which essentially works as a "none of the above" option, but I guess that doesn't work in the US. I see naivete is working well in the UK