Sir Creep

1. Dammitall I had him short listed as my joker for next year I knew he'd not make it. 2. Merci pour la Obit Francais. I mean, I get it. But c'mon. SC (French voice impersonated)

Not an Irish golfer, but the coach of female Irish golfers. Tom Hanlon, co-head coach during the first five seasons of women's varsity golf at the University of Notre Dame and the last surviving member of the 1944 Irish NCAA championship men's golf squad, died Friday night at his home in South Bend, Indiana. He was 89. SC http://m.und.com/m/sports/w-golf/spec-rel/061515aaa.html Edit: ahh shit I shoulda posted in Survivor thread cuz those are few and far between SC

Mr new Morbidkid You'll note in general it's increments of 5. At least that's the way it was. Otherwise you'd post the same obits every year.

I'm seeing them at Wembley next week, and I am literally PISSING MY PANTS WITH EXCITEMENT. Royal Blood and Iggy Pop are supporting, this FILLS ME WITH JOY. I have seen the Foo Fighters twice before, and both times I had to sit in a pile of my own urine all the way home. I would totally let Dave Grohl ruin me. Could be that your knickers may remain dry for the moment... SHUT UP! I have literally just this minute told my boyf that if he was any sort of man at all he would ENSURE that they do not cancel on me next Saturday! Yer man Grohl is a trouper, mind. Returned to the Swedish stage in a fucking wheelchair. You may still go to the ball Lardy. Back like 1985 I saw the Circle Jerks in a club that held the standard 300 stage divers and singer Keith Morris was on stage with a recently broken leg in full cast. SC

A little horsing around on highway 210. Best part of story is last two sentences. SC http://www.northlandsnewscenter.com/news/local/Man-dies-after-hitting-horse-on-Highway-210-307383471.html

Mourning the death -- once again -- of Booker T. Washington. SC http://mobileobits.al.com/obituaries/birmingham/obituary-search-results.aspx?ln=Washington&country=1&state=3&newspaper=birmingham

Hey Y-Dub you had a lot of options with that obit. Belgians, Cyclist, Automobile accident. Decisions decisions :-) SC It's a nightmare sometimes...seriously tempted by Belgian thread, but I'm not sure even how famous he was there! Haha. Well as you have stated, one's nationality should be last resort, their accomplishment to mankind should take precedent (cycling). SC

Hey that's my hometown paper! That's what I get for posting a football obit, I get pimped on a Louisiana death. SC

Hey Y-Dub you had a lot of options with that obit. Belgians, Cyclist, Automobile accident. Decisions decisions :-) SC

Death sentence was merely a recommendation, as final ruling isn't until June 16 (tomorrow). If those three dead judges are any indication, he will get probation. SC http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/06/egypt-court-adjourns-morsi-death-sentence-verdict-150602090515345.html

"George Arthur, an ex Ghana Black Star player is dead. He died of cardiac arrest at the Sunyani Government Hospital today, Sunday the 14th of June 2015. The former Black Stars striker was playing a game of draughts with friends when he collapsed all of a sudden. He was then rushed to the hospital, but died before doctors could assist save him." SC http://enterghana.com/former-ghana-black-star-striker-george-arthur-is-dead/ PS makes Sir Creep's day any time he can post a football obit ahead of the DL members. That's a tough get. Also, gotta love the butchered translation going on in this obit.

Robert Massie, CEO of CAS for 22 years, ain't no more livin. As a (former?) librarian, CAS was a vital scientific research tool. SC http://cen.acs.org/articles/93/i24/Robert-Massie-Dies-66.html

John Carroll, former editor of LA Times and Baltimore Sun, dead at 73. SC http://mashable.com/2015/06/14/john-carroll-la-times-dies/

Naples, FLA... Don't dought I've walked by the bottom of his garden, wondering "who lives in a house like this?" I spent two years as a child in Pittsburgh, PA and my parents took a few trips to Ligonier, PA to see Fort Ligonier where they would re-enact battles etc. Surely a 3- yr old like me was bored, but there ain't a lot in Ligonier besides rolling hills and apparently a house owned by the Westinghouse CEO (an aside, my dad worked at Westinhouse for a couple years). SC

This. Http://wtnh.com/2015/05/11/watch-dementia-patients-react-to-acdc-in-malcolm-young-tribute/ SC

The big summer of famous deaths?

What a tool. I was unaware that a person has the option of changing their mind once they've resigned. Or did he resign 'effective August'. In any case this moron is exhibiting some awesome leadership skills. SC

Dr. David Levy, the son-in-law of Republican presidential candidate and former New York Gov. George Pataki, was treated at Sanford Medical Center in Fargo after suffering a massive heart attack Tuesday while on a flight from Chicago to Seattle. SC

The Cleveland Clinic has confirmed that former chairman and CEO Floyd D. Loop, MD, has passed away. Dr. Loop served as chairman and CEO of Cleveland Clinic from 1989 to 2004. He was a pioneering cardiac surgeon and former chairman of the Department of Thoracic and Cardiovascular Surgery. SC

Lose control of your car and crash into a cemetery. Not far to travel for funeral. SC

Can't believe that Rory Gallagher has been gone for 20 years. SC

This site is slipping..... I saw this during my busy day about 12 hours ago thanks to a player in my DP posting it, and just presumed it was posted here already. Oy vey. SC Edit: He was Donatello (the purple turtle?) in the first movie. You're probably thinking like me -- why not just pay for the goddamn kidney? Apparently his post-turtle career hasn't been all that, and in his 40s he's asking the public to donate to help pay.

ahh that makes sense They are an accumulation of liked posts you have received , the more likes you get the change in the wording. I think it ends at excellent, though apparently when you reach 1000 likes you get a special new word which is shrouded in mystery and secrets . Or it just continues to stay at excellent its either one or the other. 1000 likes? I thought it was earned at 1000 posts. Guess I'm done trying now :-( SC

I'd hate to die during an American football December Sunday, either for fantasy football playoff purposes or the Super Bowl itself ---I can't even imagine, I'd cuss God out to no end not letting me watch my male soap opera finale. SC

I know some are being silly here, but I'll speak more seriously. I always suspected I'd die due to some digestive tract issue, for reasons no one needs bother with. About 16 months ago my outside of my left leg went numb and I suspected a pinched nerve, but doc recently said no, it's a detached vein. I have a few recent vericous issues in that leg as well. Also, it all came to the light when I had very sharp and quick pains in the area of detachment. That said, I'm on my feet most the time (when not in a pub) and it's really not slowed me yet. Anyway, I suspect I'll die of a circulatory problem and at some point I'll stroke out and follow up w a heart attack inside of two years, and all that before I'm 60. I'll be 52 this month. Stop ye fahkin cheering! SirC