Sir Creep

Retired former United Transportation Union (UTU) General Secretary & Treasurer Daniel E. Johnson III, 67, passed away early May 21, 2015, according to reports received by the SMART Transportation Division. Johnson, who retired in August 2007 and was living in Lincoln, Cal., had been battling a number of health issues. SC http://utu.org/2015/05/21/retired-former-utu-gst-dan-johnson-dies/

She only sold 300,000 poppies in 76 years? If she had a 5-day-week and worked about 200 days each year, then that's 15200 days of work in 76 years, or about 20 poppies each day. Hmm... is it custom to buy just one of them or several at once? If the latter is the case, then that rate is indeed a bit poor... Poppies are only supposed to be sold for the two weeks leading up to remembrance Sunday. She only sold 300,000 poppies in 76 years? If she had a 5-day-week and worked about 200 days each year, then that's 15200 days of work in 76 years, or about 20 poppies each day. Hmm... is it custom to buy just one of them or several at once? If the latter is the case, then that rate is indeed a bit poor... Poppies are only supposed to be sold for the two weeks leading up to remembrance Sunday. I honestly thought "Poppy Seller" was code for something. I really did. That's quite a vocation. SC

Seeing that all but about 3 people picked an April date, this is beginning to look better. I reiterate he is one I'd not have on my team at all with a do over. SC

Happy Rockefeller dies at 88. SC http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/20/nyregion/happy-rockefeller-whose-marriage-to-governor-scandalized-voters-dies-at-88.html?smid=nytcore-iphone-share&smprod=nytcore-iphone

JAKARTA (AFP) - An Indonesian ambassador who was on a Pakistani military helicopter that crashed this month killing two other foreign envoys died on Tuesday after battling severe burn injuries, Indonesia's foreign minister said. Ambassador Burhan Muhammad, 58, was aboard the military helicopter, along with his wife and a delegation of ambassadors when it crashed on May 8 and set a school building ablaze in the Gilgit area of northern Pakistan. His wife, the Norwegian and Filipino ambassadors, and the wife of the Malaysian envoy were killed immediately. SC http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/south-east-asia/story/indonesian-ambassador-dies-injuries-sustained-pakistan-helicopter-cr

​Dean Schachtel, GM of Ronnie James Dio’s label and management company, Niji Entertainment Group, passed away suddenly at the age of 49 on Monday morning (May 18), Billboard has confirmed. SC http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6568798/niji-entertainment-gm-dean-schachtel-dies-at-49?mobile_redirection=false

Ok even the stupid Yank turned in his list. End of May more than enough time. Anyways, let the games begin. SirC

Shit. He's my music idol, from my favorite band. Is no death sentence, but still. Stay well Chris.SirC [Edit: correct response -- NO!]

Not sure I'm more shocked that there isn't a dedicated porn thread, or that porn star Wesley Pipes' (proper spelling, ignore article) accelerating demise from lung cancer hasn't been mentioned in a month (by my search). Well, now he's been exposed. SC http://www.icampusng.com/2015/04/breaking-news-pornostar-wesly-pipes-has-lung-cancer-doctors-gave-him-only-weeks-to-live/

Coroner's Office in Phily confirming that he hung himself Saturday. Shoulda posted in suicide thread as per my intuition. SC

Seattle Seahawk Jesse Williams has cancer. "[T]he Seahawks announced the man better known as Tha Monstar had been diagnosed with type 2 papillary kidney cancer and would need surgery." Damned Aussies. SC http://m.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/tha-monstar-jesse-williams-cancer-diagnosis-support-flooding-in-20150519-gh5610.html

Everything about your post, from Reposting a posted story to providing no link etc etc should have you banished. SC I'm sorry - I didn't realise there were rules - if you could direct me to the rules I'll have a good read and then I can decide how to tell you to go fuck yourself. GUN http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=2184 Get back to me when you're done. SC

Chance to vote for a dead man if you live in Kentucky. Sort of. An anti-frailty post! SC http://joeforamerica.com/2015/04/candidate-dead-for-three-years-may-appear-on-2015-ballot/

Yeah a heart attack at 29. Mm hmm That's what happens when you inject coke/heroine/? into your arm, that heart starts beating like a rabbit. I'd have appreciated some honest--or complete--reporting. If I'm wrong, sue me for defamation. SC

"Legendary" BASE jumper Dean Potter takes the plunge. Friend Graham Hunt tags along. SC http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/18/us/yosemite-base-jumpers-dean-potter-graham-hunt-deaths/

Just got interesting -- killer (?) posts pics of shot up car and murder weapon on Instagram. Can't wait for media to report on this, gives them a chance to use the word BRAZEN in a newscast 12+ times.SC http://bossip.com/1142975/wait-what-alleged-killer-of-chinx-drugz-confesses-to-his-murder-on-instagram/

Well, who Goddammit? I'm going for Eric Pickles or Michael Moore. Another Massive death, as the body of Irving Massive was found in his apartment hallway. *all respect to Carlin* SC

Everything about your post, from Reposting a posted story to providing no link etc etc should have you banished.SC

Don't know if this link has ever been posted; so here 'tis. Top 10 Unusual Human Deaths. SC http://listverse.com/2013/01/30/10-truly-unusual-human-deaths/

If only she had FAILED her driving test. Teacher: "Let's see, we covered parallel parking, on-ramp/off-ramp, and basic auto safety. Forgot to discuss lane changing;; meh, fuck it." SC http://www.inquisitr.com/2098826/teen-dies-in-head-on-collision-two-hours-after-passing-drivers-license-test/

Stan Cornyn, "King of liner notes (for ancient people like me who once owned albums) dead from lung cancer at 81. "Cornyn, a Warner Bros. recording executive who wrote with sophisticated wit and later developed promotions that were alternately tongue-in-cheek and over-the-top for the Grateful Dead, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Petula Clark, Bob Newhart, Dean Martin and many other recording stars, died Monday at his home in Carpinteria, near Santa Barbara." SC http://bangordailynews.com/2015/05/15/living/stan-cornyn-record-producer-known-as-king-of-the-liner-notes-dies-at-81/?ref=mostReadBoxLiving

Denver Bronco (former) LB Adrian Robinson dead at 25, reasons not reported. Sounds like suicide or overdose--I almost put this entry there. SC http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/05/18/adrian-robinson-dead-nfl-linebacker-dies/

Co-founder of Gay Officers Action League (GOAL), Sam Ciccone, dead at 71. SC http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/18/nyregion/sam-ciccone-a-champion-of-gay-police-officers-dies-at-71.html?smid=nytcore-iphone-share&smprod=nytcore-iphone

The Reaper told Elisabeth Bing, the creator of the Lamaze birthing method, to act like a fetus and head out. SC http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/health/elisabeth-bing-mother-of-lamaze-dies-at-100.html?smid=nytcore-iphone-share&smprod=nytcore-iphone

Please, no. Lol I hear ya. I meant for all sports of course combined. Actually I see post #1 of this thread the intent was this would be for coaches but it morphed into players more than anything. SC