Sir Creep

Damn shame he will be missing upcoming anti-doping tests. I mean what with him being clean and all.

I thought hitting a home run was the fight of Harrelson's life *rim shot* (7 in 4744 lifetime at bats). That's incredible, has to be top 5 poorest percentage ever. SC

I love how like seemingly 50% of the people we post--especially in the music category--are 'legends' or 'pioneers'. Lovebug Starski...... seriously? Pretty sure I know the actual pioneers of rap and hip hop, and pretty sure I'd have remembered someone called Lovebug. Those two paths have never crossed. Billboard, knock it off with the fucking embellishments. That goes for all obit writers everywhere. The fact is precious few of us humans are noteworthy at all, and in fact most of us pesky humans who DO accomplish something still go relatively unnoticed until our obit is published (I suspect having an interest in learning post hoc of these unsung heroes is why most of us enjoy this hobby). As for legends and pioneers, fuck off. Lovebug fucking Starski.....musta partnered with legend Lovebug Hutch. SC

David Kernell, the Germantown High graduate who guessed his way into Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s personal email account in 2008, died last week in California. He was 30. Kernell died of complications related to progressive multiple sclerosis (MS). David Kernell, once ranked in the top 10 percent of chess players in the U.S., was a 20-year-old economics major at the University of Tennessee Knoxville when he guessed the security answers to enter Palin's Yahoo! account, changed the password to "popcorn," and then posted the new password, family photographs and some emails on the online message board 4chan under the pseudonym "Rubico." SC

We have a Suicide thread FYI. For suicides.

Lesson: When driving the lane always expect a no-look. The son of former NBA player and head coach Rick Adelman, R.J. Adelman, died last Friday in Houston after he was hit by a minivan while crossing the street. R.J. Adelman, 44, was crossing the street around midday and was not using the crosswalk, according to a police report. The driver was an 80-year-old woman driving a Chrysler Town & Country in downtown Houston. SC

Jose Jose: March 2, ruining my Cup entry. Tsvangirai: March 30, helping my next month's Cup entry, should I survive this month. SC

You say that like it's a BAD thing.

"Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study ...." The study is limited to Germans, GUN.

....because people fly into Miami for that awesome treatment for pneumonia only America can provide....

Thanks ye bastard!

Ahhh, but are you German?

I think those are fair assessments.

Charlie Davis, who enjoyed a long career with thoroughbreds, died of cancer today, at the age of 78. Davis was diagnosed with lung cancer, just a few weeks ago. Davis' career included working as an exercise rider with horses like Kentucky Derby winner, Riva Ridge. But, he was best known for his work with legendary Triple Crown winner, Secretariat. SC

I got Morgan Tsv—— as my final reject, I feel your pain Joey.

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=https://www.elespectador.com/entretenimiento/gente/jose-jose-viaja-miami-para-tratar-su-cancer-de-pancreas-articulo-737734&prev=search Typical; family keeps upbeat posturing, whereas the journalist paints a dour picture. Leaning on the side of the journalist here. "Sources close to the singer admitted that the family is very worried and that in the last hours "there have been moments of many nerves". The "Prince of Song", 69, weighs less than 45 kilos . Unable to walk on his own feet, doctors and authorities had to enter the aircraft to transport him to the ambulance that would take him to the hospital." SC

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5293311/Rugby-league-Immortal-Graeme-Langlands-died.html Daily Mail on board. Hmmm 'assume points awarded' I may have misinterpreted the need for a QO. Well anyway....

Russian and Syrian government forces have killed at least 136 civilians over the past 48 hours in Eastern Ghouta, a suburb of the capital Damascus, according to residents and monitoring groups. On Monday, 30 civilians were killed in air raids; on the following day, 80 more were killed, and on Wednesday, another 26 were killed. At least 22 children and 21 women were among the dead. Damn people getting in the way of a perfectly good war! SC

Who?

Chicago police were investigating an allegation of domestic abuse filed just weeks before former Temptations lead singer Dennis Edwards died. Edwards, 74, died Thursday night at Mercy Hospital. He had been ill for months. He suffered a stroke last year in St. Louis, and had come to Chicago for rehab. Police said it’s unclear if Edwards’ death was connected to a domestic violence allegation filed last month. The report was filed on Jan. 8, and alleged Edwards was the victim of domestic violence in December. CBS 2 Investigator Brad Edwards obtained the order of protection that alleges Edwards’ wife, Brenda, tried to suffocate him by holding his head facedown on a bed. SC

Is there an award for ‘fringiest of fringes’, cuz this should win for 2018. First, I’m not sure that DJ Khaled counts as famous, but that’s our starting point. Second, we are talking about his fiancé, so not even official family yet. Third, it’s not his fiancé, but rather her younger brother who was shot dead at an apartment in the Bronx on Sunday night (February 4). Jonathan Tuck — the 25-year-old younger brother of Khaled’s fiancée, Nicole Tuck — was reportedly trying to purchase marijuana when he was shot in the face at around 9:15 p.m. local time. SC

How many times you going to post that?

Good synopsis. Except you left out the part where smokin hot self-centered Maria ALSO had a brain tumour last year, like mother like daughter. And like dog.

A Scottish farmer frantically called cops to report A TIGER in his cow shed, sparking an armed police standoff! Bruce Grubb, 24, was throwing a housewarming party when he spotted the bizarre sight and called police, fearing his pregnant cows were about to be devoured. The frightened farmer said the first officer to respond to the scene was so scared that he “refused to get out of the squad car.” North East Police even checked a local wildfire park to see if they had an escaped tiger on the loose. After armed cops engaged in a 45-minute “standoff,” they realized the supposedly terrifying beast was actually just a big plush toy. SC

If cattle staged an armed takeover of the United States, South Dakota would be the place to start. There are more cattle per person in South Dakota than in any other state according to calculations by the American Farm Bureau Federation. If each South Dakotan was apportioned a share of all the state's cattle, we would have 4.6 head apiece. It's a matter of when, not if. SC