Sir Creep

The average life expectancy is 30 years from the start of the disease Indeed, my auntie was diagnosed with MS around 30 years ago, she is now 61 and you'd never know she had it, it is by no means a death sentence. My 68-yr old sister was diagnosed in early 30s. its a dabilitating disease not a death sentence. I concur and am unanimous in that. SC

I've still got 13 living people on my team--more than anyone else in the top 10. I've got that 'going for me' lmao. SC

I'm from the D, I got this. Former Detroit Mayor Roman Gribbs died Tuesday. He was 90 years old. SirC http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/117650382-story

Don't be orry. Nobody will ind. I took the pains to find the pornstar thread!! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1598 Yes it's fucking stupid in't?! I created a proper 'Porn Star' thread that disappeared days later, only to find it was merged into some thread titled Lara Roxx. I'm like WHO THE FUCK knows to look THERE? (Note: Unlike other cheeky titles, this one doesn't have an explanatory subtitle). But the Braindeads who run the show know better than you or I on this matter. In the meantime I've still never heard of Lara Roxx nor would have any idea what's in a thread with said title without opening it, which I guess I'm responsible to do for 1900 threads, according to Lord & Lady Braindead. SirC Surely it's not that difficult to work out that a Pr0n actor is a porn actor? Tell that to the search box.

It took me 0.000000000000000000000001 seconds to 'consider' them; coincidentally their obit chances. SC

That's not unusual....

Former (Univ of) Indiana star Archie Dees, the first two-time Big Ten Conference MVP, died Monday morning at age 80. Dees led the Hoosiers to back-to-back conference titles in 1957 and 1958, finishing his senior season with averages of 25.5 points and 14.4 rebounds. Both numbers still rank among the five best single seasons in school history. He was rewarded with two straight league MVP awards. SC https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/sports/colleges/former-indiana-hoosiers-star-archie-dees-dies-at-age-80/2016/04/04/618155bc-fa83-11e5-813a-90ab563f0dde_story.html

I don't quite understand why there response to their music obituary writer dying is to close the entire obit section? I think this is a case of correlation not cause in that the obit section was getting nerfed anyway and he died around the same time. You've not lost the obit because he died, beware of seeking cause where there is only correlation. It's worth noting the obit writers obit is from the 1st March, whereas the last obit on their section is the 26th March No, they closed the obituary section down because the fucking newspaper doesn't actually exist any more. The print newspaper doesn't exist anymore. The online version does. Online news still runs obits, you divvy. You're hardly missing out on the obit because someone no-one ever picked died, your missing out on the obit due to an online newspaper's editorial decision. Stop crying wolf, Michel Delpech wasn't obit worthy and that's why you missed out. Can't give enough 'likes'. That last sentence is the best thing EVER published on this site. SC

Twelve hits. No one even CLOSE (anywhere on any game or list anywhere on this website). Two hits since last update. And as per earlier updates I fall farther behind. No idea wth is going on here but I'll check in December to see how far my 20-hit team has free-fallen in however you're keeping score. Till then I've lost interest. SC

Don't be orry. Nobody will ind. I took the pains to find the pornstar thread!! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1598 Yes it's fucking stupid in't?! I created a proper 'Porn Star' thread that disappeared days later, only to find it was merged into some thread titled Lara Roxx. I'm like WHO THE FUCK knows to look THERE? (Note: Unlike other cheeky titles, this one doesn't have an explanatory subtitle). But the Braindeads who run the show know better than you or I on this matter. In the meantime I've still never heard of Lara Roxx nor would have any idea what's in a thread with said title without opening it, which I guess I'm responsible to do for 1900 threads, according to Lord & Lady Braindead. SirC

NOOOOOOOOOOOH! "Noh's condition improved with treatment and he said last year that he would like to compete at the 2022 Beijing Olympics." I think I'm going to make him honourary captain of my 'we've beaten cancer' theme team SC

Does Doris know how old is she? She says she's 92 but official records say she's 94. Or as she puts it: "Age is just a number". SC https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/doris-day-speaks-her-92nd-133557540.html

Joey Feek -- who died on March 4 after a long battle with terminal cancer -- was honored at the Academy of Country Music Awards Sunday night in Las Vegas. During the beautiful tribute, which was presented by Darius Rucker and Martina McBride, a photo of Joey appeared on the screen, which immediately received a standing ovation from the star-studded audience. SC https://www.yahoo.com/tv/acm-awards-pay-tribute-joey-030800548.html

Former Bachelor contestant and pilot Erin Storm died in a fiery plane crash on March 23, 2016. The 41-year-old was flying a small plane, which took off from Hawthorne Airport in Los Angeles and crashed soon after takeoff around noon, police said. There were no other passengers onboard and no one on the ground was injured. SC http://m.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/bachelor-contestant-erin-storm-dead-plane-crash-article-1.2574011

Latin Jazz saxophonist Leandro "Gato" Barbieri, who composed the Grammy-winning music for the steamy Marlon Brando film Last Tango in Paris and recorded dozens of albums over a career spanning more than seven decades, has died at age 83. It's his Last Tango. Anywhere. SC http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gato-barbieri-dead-last-tango-880121

If Ellis died during the hour that Australia was turning clocks forward an hour off of DST, that would skew one's time of death into 'it never really happened' territory, so no points can be awarded. SC

You should be banned a week every time you post this and it doesn't happen. That would nip this shit in the bud. SC

From Valerie Bertinelli's FB page: "Anybody got some extra prayers for my pops ❤️ today I would surely appreciate it. He's headed into surgery now. "

Tom Coughlin, the former #2 person in Walmart's empire, dead at 66. SC http://www.businessinsider.com/walmarts-former-no-2-exec-dies-at-66-2016-4?r=UK&IR=T

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And dying on the same day.... Steven B. Sample, who was president of the State University of New York at Buffalo for nine years and then led the University of Southern California for 19 years, died on Tuesday. He was 75. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/31/education/steven-b-sample-former-university-president-dies-at-75.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fobituaries&action=click&contentCollection=obituaries&region=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=2&pgtype=sectionfront&referer=http://www.nytimes.com/section/obituaries

April Fools Day: Max Ernst - 40 years

March 31: Knute Rockne - 85 years Jeffrey Lee Pierce - 20 years Pierce is terribly underrate; and not sure why, but I was thinking about him and his music a couple days ago. Odd. Anyway, we share a birthday. SC

Scotiabank says Cedric Ritchie, who led the bank for more than 20 years, has died at age 88. Born in Upper Kent, N.B., in 1927, Ritchie was instrumental in expanding Scotiabank internationally. He was the bank's president from 1972 and its CEO and chairman from 1974 to 1995. SC PS: very exciting, an obit from the 'Guelph Mercury'. Could be a while 'ere that happens again. http://m.guelphmercury.com/news-story/6400823-former-scotiabank-ceo-cedric-ritchie-dies

Man, lots of NPR folks this year in't? Aziz Alwan, a veteran Iraqi journalist who covered the Iraq war for The Washington Post and National Public Radio and served as a resourceful in-country guide to international reporters, died March 29 in Baghdad. He was 57. Mr. Alwan died after he was taken to a Baghdad hospital for treatment of stomach problems, his family said. SC https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/world/aziz-alwan-a-veteran-iraqi-journalist-dies-at-57/2016/03/31/656bb40e-f760-11e5-a3ce-f06b5ba21f33_story.html