YoungWillz

A pretty poor spell in office!

Wait - so there's rules about snuff and snuffing it? I'll get my suit of armour....

Wait, did I hear right? Question about Sunak's missus making 2 million quids from a fund set up by Sunak as Chancellor. Sunak's reponse? That's what she does, she's a businesswoman, and that money could have gone anywhere. But it went in your missus' pocket, like so much Government money, Rishi. They aren't even bothering to hide their corruption.

Murray Elder Fife Press: https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/politics/council/lord-elder-tributes-to-kirkcaldy-born-politician-who-has-died-aged-73-4384841

Bill Kenwright QO: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/oct/24/bill-kenwright-dies-everton-chairman-theatre-impresario Tbh, there's loads now.

X going crazy saying Bill Kenwright is a goner. Statement awaited from Everton apparently. Might be a hoax, might not.

A DDP pick, straight to QO.

Edmund Marshall, former Labour MP for Goole (1971-1983) Telegraph Obit: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2023/10/23/edmund-marshall-mathematician-mp-labour-liberal-democrat/ After losing his seat he went to the SDP and then the LibDems with little political success.

Baby stillborn for Adlington: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-rebecca-adlington-heartbroken-announces-31253498

That post deleted?

And Dave Courtney confirmed by the super soaraway Sun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/24485485/dave-courtney-dead-notorious-hardman/ Edit: ninja-ed by @drol, this is what happens when you start typing super and soaraway....

If true, possible hit for @DoorSlammer as news of John Habraken's death is put out there: Obviously awaiting a proper obit/corroboration.

Reino Borjesson reportedly dead aged 94: https://www-norrbyif-se.translate.goog/nyheter/?ID=61256&NID=1083605&_x_tr_sl=sv&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

Minor self-proclaimed gangster, comedian and author Dave Courtney is being touted as dead. There's no denial on his official X account. And so, we wait. If true, he is a List of the Missed @Death Impends, last picked in 2010: https://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2010/celebs_C.html#courtd

Cross posting Jan Stangryciuk Black's death report here.

Report of the death of Jan Stangryczuk (otherwise Stangryciuk) Black of the Guinea Pig Club, which probably wipes them all out.

Lists above updated for Bobby Charlton's death.

Boom! All the footballers now dead, with Bobby Charlton's death.

Last survivor will not be Bobby Charlton.

I refused to pick Bobby Charlton here. But did you?

Charlton no longer athletic! Committee and me share a scoring draw here. YW - 14; DL - 13

Tamworth voters make Tory candidate unemployed and tell him to fuck off.

Lib Dems saying Mid Beds probably Labour win due to the disaffected Tory vote coming to Lib Dems. Labour bullish but not yet claiming victory in Tamworth. I'll get up tomorrow and see what happens.

Death notice for Charles John Kerr, 2nd Baron Teviot: https://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/marketplace/advert/teviot-notices_54010 His entitlement to sit in the Lords was lost in 1999. Heir is Charles Robert Kerr (b. 1971).

His last drag.