Yes, the Oscar Noms are out, so it is that time of year again. Eight nominees for Best Picture....how much better would they be if these were the actual films?
Freddie Mercury takes on the Sugarhill Gang in a battle of the spoken word set to the music of Queen, in Bohemian Rap-sody. (Yes, this was a fucker, sorry).
A black cop from Colorado goes undercover to expose the rise of Neo-Nazism and the terrible secret of a team member of the West German football team, in BlackkKlinsman.
The 18th century Royal court is outraged that a colonist from the Americas is challenging for the succession as the Queen, especially as she cannot spell correctly, in The Favorite.
A jazz pianist and his bodyguard travel to Eastern Europe to change their minds on climate change, in Green Blok.
Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga get rough with each other in animated form in the Lion King prequel, A Scar Is Born.
Every problem Dick Cheney is faced with is a real headscratcher, in Lice.
Due to a misprint on a letter from her agent, Valerie Harper travels to Mexico to make a beloved sitcom about a housekeeper in troubled times in Roda.
The region of Wakanda is faced with a crime wave when the main character discovers what his real superhero power is, in Black Pantser.