YoungWillz

Very few left of centre Santas left.

Not long after selling her Ontario home, report of the death of Literature laureate Alice Munro: However, having had another look, I'd guess this is probably a hoax. Most probably or even definitely. Anyway, Twitter can be a bite in the arse.

Wait. China floods world with cheap steel Outrage as British Steel begins to fail. What now? Sell British Steel to China. OldWillz (who worked for British Steel for decades) would be outraged, it would probably have killed him if he wasn't dead already.

Bawjaws does a Trump and announces provisions for service personnel and ex-service personnel on 11 November. Literally no depths to which this charlatan will sink to gain votes. Quite clearly Farage has struck a deal with Bawjaws in some way. Once again, these individuals put themselves before country. Do we have any certainty as yet where Bawjaws is standing? At the rate of stand downs, will there be anyone worth a Portillo moment?

Death spotter picks talent spotter. A glass of Banana wine, as John Fordham dies of cancer. No bonuses, no change in the standings. Leaderboard updated.

Death Notice for Eileen Walsh, actress who played Mother in Letter To Brezhnev: http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/deaths/237203/jeffries She was also the widow of the rather more prolific actor Lionel Jeffries.

Archie Scott out for 101: http://www.cricketscotland.com/archie-scott-scotlands-oldest-living-cricket-dies/

My main team is sorted, assuming they survive until 2020. TOTP Theme Team I normally start working on late November. Comedy Theme - there'll be no surprises - effectively mostly survivors from this year with a couple of well-known popular picks. In other words, I can add nothing.

Yeah, he'll not really need to worry about the outcome though...

Gay Byrne is a hit for me here, and here alone. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50289744

Let's face it, the sheeple are being led into a Brexit election - it's all about Brexit, nothing matters but Brexit, and yet those I have spoken to simply aren't voting because they have lost faith. But when you distil everything down, Brexit doesn't really matter anymore. To some extent Farage is correct - Brexit should be about the trade deal we can do while exiting the political institutions. He is of course wrong on everything else. A Tory Brexit is all about replacing freedom of movement for EU nationals with freedom of movement for the Indian sub-continent, Asia and anywhere else where labour is cheaper. It's inherently a racist policy, allowing a form of economic Imperialism. The main focus should be on climate change, training and job creation, career stability, better infrastructure, more beat cops, a secure NHS free from foreign influence, yada yada yada. At the end of the day there are three types of voter - those "who have always voted X" and will never ever change, those who vote on local issues (how does the policy affect my area? - see HS2) and those who are now voting on pressure causes, like climate change, fracking and the like. Brexit will be the only thing some voters will vote on or indeed fail to vote on, but the outcome one way or another will be hailed as a determinative factor on it - and it simply will not. Had a look at my constituency last time and it looks like the swing from SNP to Conservative just cost the SNP the seat which went to Labour. No Ruth Davidson and the toxic Bawjaws may again lead to Tory swing voters swinging back to SNP to keep Labour out. Yesterday it was pointed out that two-thirds of the UK marginals are in Scotland - and yet none of the major Unionist parties seem to have realised this - or they simply do not care - because their message is that Scotland's Brexit vote never mattered anyway. But it might end up that there's a ton more marginals across the UK after this election - and possibly as a result a ton more petitions for recall in due course.

Mercado DDP QO: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7645071/Astrologer-Walter-Mercado-said-Bill-Clinton-win-election-Madonna-play-Evita-dies.html

Kicked out of the Benefits office - there's video: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7644365/Former-East-17-singer-Brian-Harvey-videos-swearing-shouting-benefits-office.html

James Gillespie according to the Daily Mail: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7643671/Former-Mail-Sunday-journalist-Jim-Gillepsie-dies-age-61.html

Anyone think Keith Vaz will actually run for re-election?