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Tommy Cannon keeps Bobby Ball's ashes at home and touches them every morning: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10462163/Tommy-Cannon-says-keeps-Bobby-Balls-ashes-home-touches-morning.html

Reports coming through that London born actor Paul Kelman, who played TJ in slasher flick My Bloody Valentine, has died aged 72: The main reports seem to be from Visage Tome (Face Book), but obvs I can't access that.

Britain's oldest (unverified?) lassie Mary Mollie Walker reportedly died on 22 January to little notice: https://peppardnews.co.uk/mrs-mollie-walker-mbe/ DDP Pick.

I think I should draw to the attention of @Spade_Cooley that Mollie Walker died on 22 January 2022 without much fanfare, apparently: https://peppardnews.co.uk/mrs-mollie-walker-mbe/ This affects the @grobler team only as far as I can see.

I think having seen @Pop_Zeus team, their entrance music should be Justified And Ancient by The KLF. There shall be no shame in going out to a bunch of supercentenarians/centenarians. I'm already considering my exit music...

My entrance music, if you please:

Robert Wall, martial artist who appeared in Way Of The Dragon and Enter The Dragon and several other movies, and who also had a very public spat with Stephen Seagal, being reported dead aged 82: https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/31/robert-wall-martial-arts-master-bruce-lee-chuck-norris/ IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0908378/ Also, can the heading be amended to correct the spelling of Practitioners please?

Golpaygani's death (or ascension to the Supreme Kingdom) now being reported by Iranian media: https://www-irna-ir.translate.goog/news/84633872/آیت-الله-صافی-گلپایگانی-دارفانی-را-وداع-گفت?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-GB&_x_tr_pto=wapp

For the sake of @Ulitzer95 sanity, Golpaygani is a DDP pick. Won't obit quickly, if at all, and indeed if dead.

Golpaygani dead?

Blues guitarist Jimmy Johnson being reported dead aged 93: Definitely not the Jimmy Johnson in the DDP this year.

Carleton Carpenter QO takes the DDP to 36: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/carleton-carpenter-mgm-broadway-actor-212755063.html

Another one. Carleton Carpenter's turn as Artie in Summer Stock is a particular favourite. RIP.

Liz Truss has the COVID. Misses trip to Ukraine. Unmasked during the statement today. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Projection?

Details of June Brown's tribute to Leonard Fenton on his death: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10460513/EastEnders-June-Brown-leads-tributes-Leonard-Fenton.html

Apparently there is no truth to the rumour that the UK energy crisis is about to be solved by hooking up the National Grid to the late Margaret spinning in her grave at Boris Johnson's lies.

Ian Blackford is one of those happy to fall on his sword by outraging the Parliamentary process by telling the truth! He's a grand chap.

Ian Blackford thrown out, but before he could be thrown out, he left! Theresa May cutting Boris in two, Andrew Mitchell of all people says Boris no longer has his support. I believe his days are numbered. In days if not hours.

I believe he has signed for Rangers. Lands sakes, Glasgow's doomed, doomed!

First report by Sue Gray has dropped, journos poring over it. I think some parties have not be included due to Met Police investigation. "Excessive consumption of alcohol". Well, of course, you are going to need an excessive amount, especially if you are going to piss all over the Queen and the mourning of the Duke of Edinburgh, the graves and ashes of the dead, the people heavily fined for breaking the rules, etc etc etc. And we ain't done yet.

Norma Waterson is also dead.

Leonard Fenton's family say he died on 29th January, icymi.

And indeed Mirror QO for Leonard Fenton: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-leonard-fenton-dead-eastenders-26096010

Reports coming in that Leonard Fenton has died. Physician, heal thyself. RIP.