YoungWillz

Report of the death of Gertrude Jeannette, African-American actress and DDP pick, aged 103:

I thought that was a large ham Styles was attacking..... Wait, I'm right.....

Remember Albert Moses? Well the press didn't, despite his roles in The Spy Who Loved Me, East Is East and Carry On Emmannuelle, and all his other roles on TV, including working with Benny Hill and Little and Large. And yet despite this, Soon-Tek Oh will probably get coverage. I continue to be saddened somewhat about our own showbiz personalities who keep getting missed, and yet those who were in US shows always get press.

Seventh Leaderboard 2018: (*=Joker) 1st: msc - 317 Points [8/25] (*Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Stokes; Miller; Nevin; Lafaye; DeKoven) 2nd: Whoaml - 212 Points [4/25] (Malone; Graham; Bannister; Lucas) 3rd: drol - 195 Points [7/25] (Elias; Zarin; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Tsvangirai; Nevin) 4th: Prophet - 190 Points [3/25] (Graham; Groening; Hawking) 5th: Captain Chorizo - 177 Points [6/25] (Monson; Elias; Alcock; Kit; L. Gilbert; Goodwin) 6th: The Unknown Man - 157 Points [5/25] (Elias; Cryne; Miller; Tsvangirai; Graham) 7th: Death Impends - 152 Points [4/25] (Killen; Kit; Graham; Dorfles) 8th: Grim Up North - 151 Points [5/25] (Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Goodwin) 9th: the_engineer - 127 Points [4/25] (Falkholt; Sawyer; Miller; Graham) 10th: gcreptile: 125 Points [3/25] (Manikan; Olivera; J Cooper) 11th: Widows Peak - 123 Points [2/25] (Graham; Hawking) =12th: Bibliogryphon - 119 Points [2/25] (*Hauxwell; Bannister) =12th: Phantom of the Midway - 119 Points [3/25] (Smith; Tsvangirai; Fabray) 14th: Fixed Business - 113 Points [3/25] (Monson; Graham; Goodwin) =15th: Grigori: 103 Points [2/25] (Kit; Hawking) =15th: Toast - 103 Points [3/25] (Elias; Miller; Bannister) 17th: Joey Russ - 102 Points [3/25] (Smith; Olivera; Graham) 18th: NiceGuyEddie - 87 Points [3/25] (Cryne; Olivera; Miller) 19th: The Dead Cow - 79 Points [2/25] (Sawyer; Lafaye) 20th: Pedro67 - 72 Points [1/25] (Hawking) 21st: Wormfarmer - 70 Points [2/25] (Sawyer; Nevin) 22nd: FujimoriNoMorey - 59 Points [2/25] (Cryne; Miller) 23rd: Sir Creep - 58 Points [3/25] (Elias; Falkholt; Miller) =24th: John Key - 51 Points [1/25] (Graham) =24th: mr whit - 51 Points [1/25] (Graham) =24th: Sean - 51 Points [1/25] (Graham) 27th: Book - 21 Points [1/25] (Le Guin) 28th: Torva Messor - 3 Points [1/25] (Elias) =29th: Deathray - 0 Points [0/25] =29th: YoungWillz - 0 Points [0/25]

He threatened them with a right stabbing if they prosecuted him...

Could one of our lovely admins/mods please, for the love of god, remind our newer members how to resize photos in their posts? It's got to the stage one post is taking up the whole of my screen, and they are loading slower.

Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-5587301/Daniel-Akaka-longtime-Hawaii-senator-dies-93.html

Daniel Akaka? Good mention, that DDP pick is dead at 93. http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/37897099/former-us-sen-daniel-akaka-dies-at-93

Think I'll do a Hare's Pool Select team again, but given the rate of hits there, I'll wait until nearer the end of the month. Thanks Captain!

Ah, I remember when he was in his prime and Jocky Wilson ripping the absolute pish out of him. Now they can throw the angels' arras and play for Bully's special prize with Jim Bowen in attendance. Come along Tony Green....

You are Jacob Rees-Mogg and I claim my five pounds.

@Joey Russ How is the health of former Governor George Nigh (aged 90)? One we should be looking out for?

Stage obituary for John Hart Dyke who has died aged 88. https://www.thestage.co.uk/features/obituaries/2018/obituary-john-hart-dyke-actor-forged-substantial-partnerships-regional-theatres/ Was the French General in the Dad's Army episode The Captain's Car. Other appearances as diverse as Adam Adamant Lives!; Reilly: Ace Of Spies and ChuckleVision. IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0366126/

Former Labour MP for South Bedfordshire and then Cannock, Gwilym Roberts, dead at 89. https://www.expressandstar.com/news/local-hubs/staffordshire/2018/04/05/well-respected-former-mp-and-councillor-dies/

Report of the death of DDP pick Patriarch Emeritus Ignatius Peter VIII Abdalahad: https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=https://www.infocatho.fr/deces-patriarche-syriaque-catholique-ignace-pierre-viii-abdel-ahad/&prev=search *digs out hat to eat if he QOs*

Day One Commonwealth Bronze for Scotland! Yaaaaassss.

Report of the death of Motown songwriter Ron Dunbar: https://www.soultracks.com/story-ron-dunbar-dies Amongst his numbers are Freda Payne's Band of Gold and Give Me Just A Little More Time by Chairmen of the Board. Grammy award winner for co-writing Patches:

I don't know enough about the police structures in England and Wales, jeez, all these mayors and Police Crime Commissioners and the like! What I can guess, is officers are resorting to social media monitoring simply because the officers aren't there in the community. London also seems to have the extra commitment of terrorism and protection of the high and mighty. Surely the Mayor or whoever it is can only spend what he gets from Central Govt, or else put up the Council Tax. I'm sure the populace love that on top of their high rents/huge mortgages. Locking people up is also a cost. So look at it from the right wing point of view. They see moving responsibility from their shoulders as their only responsibility. Hence their need for privatisation, making local authorities responsible for things, farming out the NHS to Trusts. (Such an English problem!) Meantime, if people die in hospital or on the streets, that's a lower burden on the rest of us. "Let the plebs kill themselves and each other, it's natural selection, another glass of Chardonnay, Farquhar?". Eventually, the people will get fed up of rising crime, feeling unsafe and insecure, yada yada yada and there will be a new Government. By which time it's too late and too damn expensive to undo exactly what the Tories have done for over 40 years whenever they've been in power. And yet when it arrives on their own doorstep, that's when things get done. Tezza knows someone who was raped by Warboys? Keep him locked up! Lansley has cancer? Now he wonders why he spent billions on re-organising the NHS instead of front line services. Only when it's in their back yard something gets done. Anyhow, that's double the rants I've had in ages...the Hon Member for South Glesca has no more interventions....

No further appearances for Kenny Rogers due to "health challenges"....http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/37878495/kenny-rogers-cancels-tour-due-to-health-challenges

I think the BBC reported that the violent crime rate was "still lower than it was in the mid-1990s". That means they had to go that far back to make the comparison. By the mid-1990s, the Tories had been in power for 16 years. They've only been in for 8 this time and they're already seeing a repeat of what happened (albeit at a faster rate). Unsurprising when investment in public services, schools, the NHS, the police, etc etc are all cut in real terms while we dole out the cash to girl groups in Ethiopia. Add to that the despair of no career prospects, the lack of affordable and social housing, drugs and other addictions not used recreationally but to escape from a horrid life, the increasing abuse of people from non-white backgrounds whipped up by a Government who says you are unpatriotic if you don't agree with their autocratic use of power and bob's your uncle. Keep telling people working two or three jobs to make a real living wage that we have a strong economy and there are tipping points. This isn't a manifesto for Labour, btw, they only get into power now if they look pale blue...and that just won't solve the issues. Seen it all before, it'll only dawn on these fuckers when they are lying in a hospital corridor on a trolley holding a Starbucks for comfort and dying of a curable condition.....

I don't think I ever claimed to enjoy Aretha in a sexual way either.....none appeal, really they don't...

Always give 48 hours in case of an adverse reaction to anaesthesia......

Danniella/Hazel are the last people I'd never pleasure myself to....

Commonwealth Games. For Scotland, I predict golds in Bowls, Cycling, Athletics, Swimming. Possibly Boxing.

Hazel Irvine was annoying me on the TV, wasn't concentrating....