YoungWillz

It is just possible the Royal Vibrator had a fingerprint on it and the culprit must be identified.... Or Philip's dead... I wondered why the meeting with Theresa took longer than expected yesterday. It's just possible they knew something was afoot and how that might impact on the campaign etc etc. Anyway, we'll know in the morning, assuming they don't delay any announcement until after the polls close today.

For the List Of The Missed, former All Black Doug Rollerson: https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/sport/rugby/former-all-black-doug-rollerson-dies-after-long-battle-cancer http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2011/celebs_R.html#rolled

Former singer with The Temptations after David Ruffin, Dennis Edwards has been reportedly hospitalised: http://www.vintagevinylnews.com/2017/05/temptations-dennis-edwards-seriously.html

Ooh Matron!

Sorry should have included a link:

Reports coming in on Twitter that Saxa (Lionel Augustus Martin), saxophonist with The Beat, has died. DDP pick for my 1981 theme team, awaiting obit. Too Nice To Talk To (1981 UK #7)

Dead apparently. https://www.esportssource.org/2017/05/david-allied-hance-former-smite-pro-dies-after-cancer-fight.html

Yeah, it's how Thatcher won in 1983. Falklands War, wave the flag, it's us against them and if you're not for us you are against us. 2017 - Fight with Europe, wave the flag, it's us against them and if you are not for us you are against us. I'm not saying there's anybody better. I'm saying they are all rotten. It's up to the people to consider their individual constituency candidate and see who's qualified to take a reasonable stance. Sadly, most people are humming the Birdie Song in their heads and putting a cross against a name "just because"....and look where that has got us for forty years. Oh and remember Gibraltar? Good. Because Theresa forgot all about them.

So Theresa's had tea with the Queen and 2015-2017 is over. She says what we need is her - a strong leader, prepared to negotiate hard and walk away with no deal rather than a bad deal. But she admits in the same speech that if we don't get a deal, the consequences will be serious for the UK. What an idiot. So how is no deal better? Maybe what we don't need is a leader who said all along "I want to remain in the EU" but now says "Fuck you Europe, and by the way, please don't hurt us because we told you to go fuck yourselves". Maybe we want someone who can use diplomacy, soft power and understanding, rather than someone who says it is our way or the highway. Unfortunately we don't have anyone like that at Westminster. They're stupid politicians, the whole rag bag lot of them.

Moray Watson, who appeared in the Doctor Who story Black Orchid, has died aged 88. http://www.doctorwhonews.net/2017/05/moray-watson-1928-2017.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Recognisable character actor from many things including Yes Minister, Catweazle and Rumpole Of The Bailey. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moray_Watson IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0914810/ Sad news, RIP.

Sir Creep gets a hit with Kevin Carey.

Kevin Carey, cancer fundraiser. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/brave-kevin-carey-loses-brain-tumour-battle-our-beautiful-gladiator-has-been-set-free-says-heartbroken-family-35676186.html

Some chocolate related names: Celeb Rations - anorexic celebs. Milk Tray - a list of white people in mixed race bands. A Yorkie's Not For Girls - gay men from Yorkshire.

You do have hundreds of these Deathray!

Another Snail In The Coffin - people who take an inordinate amount of time to die. (Edited).

Death Notice for June Hart-Davis (nee Williams), stepmother to Adam Hart-Davis and widow of Sir Rupert Hart-Davis, aged 92. http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/deaths/213539/hart-davis Wiki (mention): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Hart-Davis#Ancestry_and_personal_life

Former civil servant, former serial quango chairman and former Vice-Chancellor of Exeter University and son of a CBE (yes honours do run in the family) Sir Geoffrey Holland KCB, dead at 78. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/thetimes-uk/obituary.aspx?n=geoffrey-holland-kcb&pid=185273344 Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Holland

Kirk and Anne talk about his dalliances in their new book. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4466816/Kirk-Douglas-wife-accepted-philandering.html

Ah but it's a positive advantage to give points at all for an indeterminate age, whatever age they are. Whoever picked him should have known that, and until his real age is established it'd be nul points from me. TMIB is a kindlier soul I'm sure...

Always sounds as though she is giving a considered answer and when it comes it's inevitably wrong!

Amber Rudd - we have fewer police officers and less crime. We are doing policing on the cheap and it's working. Really Amber? Really? Here's some basic economics translated to this for you. Fewer police officers = fewer people to report crime to. Fewer police officers = fewer people to record crime. Fewer police officers = less chance to prevent crime happening. So we simply cannot judge whether there is in fact less crime. It's like having fewer tax collectors. Less chance of collecting and enforcing tax. You are cutting that too.

Whilst anytime would be apt to nuke The One Show, I see Paddy McGuinness and "Keith Lemon" are appearing this evening. Attack, attack!

(A) Read the forum before posting and (B) Just posting a link seems clickbait to me. An explanation of the name and age if possible should be posted. I'm getting tired of bald links that cannot be searched in the search facility on the forum.

Maybe those are her bargaining chips?

MMDP Form Guide #7 Could the stress of another General Election do for Theresa May? Could we have another Jo Cox moment? Has she had her chips?