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    The Dead Of 2017

    As one of the admins mentioned earlier, the script showing the ages is a bit more simple than what you see on Wikipedia. It just takes the current year (2017) and subtracts the year when he was born (1916) arriving at the figures you see on the front page. It's guaranteed to be accurate at the end of the year (31st of December, 2017); but it doesn't keep track of the exact birthdates (day-month). There are only fifty of them - it can't be that much of a slog to enter the ages manually, shirley? Yeah but someone would have to manually update 50 names on 48 different days. Why would they have to update all the names each time? Only the person whose birthday it is would have to be changed. (Insert adult nappy joke here.) Not trying to be argumentative; I just feel I'm missing something.
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    Quincy Jones

    In general the UK doesn't remake US sitcoms; we just show the originals. One time we tried was Brighton Belles, which was a remake of the classic The Golden Girls. The original had Betty White and Estelle Getty; ours had Wendy Craig and the mother out of Bread. Crashed and burned and was taken off air halfway through its run.
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    The Dead Of 2017

    As one of the admins mentioned earlier, the script showing the ages is a bit more simple than what you see on Wikipedia. It just takes the current year (2017) and subtracts the year when he was born (1916) arriving at the figures you see on the front page. It's guaranteed to be accurate at the end of the year (31st of December, 2017); but it doesn't keep track of the exact birthdates (day-month). There are only fifty of them - it can't be that much of a slog to enter the ages manually, shirley?
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    The Dead Of 2017

    Why does the deathlist show the age people will reach on their next birthday (assuming they do)? Kirk Douglas turned 100 less than a month ago, yet the list shows him aged 101. Is it some sort of fate-tempting exercise?
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    The 1St Death Of 2017

    Especially if, given that Heaven is supposed to be such a wonderful place, he'll presumably refuse any medical treatment that would delay him getting there. I voted for Bruce Forsyth, BTW,
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    Star Wars Deaths

    Wouldn't it be ironic if he wandered into the road and was hit by a bus? Apparently he doesn`t have dementia he just mentioned his memory wasn`t great anymore in an interview and the rumors snowballed from there.He did also have a low grade prosytate cancer.But he was interviewed in his home recently after Carrie`s death. Ah, that's good to hear. We all start forgetting the odd thing as we get older, but it doesn't mean... er... what did I come in here for?
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    Debbie Reynolds

    The writer was Richard Adams.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    Wouldn't it be ironic if he wandered into the road and was hit by a bus?
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    Star Wars Deaths

    She did have a memorable cameo appearance in an episode of The Big Bang Theory, when James Earl Jones and Sheldon rang her doorbell and ran away.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    Dear God, are there going to be enough celebrities left alive to get a full list of fifty for next year?
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    The 12Th Death Of 2016

    I want to change my vote...
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    Liz Smith

    .She was like an English Betty White in the sense that she was a warm individual who the nation felt affection to. Oh, what a great analogy! RIP, Nana.
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    Rick Parfitt

    Rick Parfitt dead according to the BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38427459
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    Astronauts

    Piers Sellers, UK-born astronaut who flew three times on the Shuttle, dead of pancreatic cancer. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38424071
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    Star Wars Deaths

    The BBC's take on it: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38423963
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    The Next Piper At The Gates Of Heaven

    Jesus, I hadn't heard this until I saw it on Wikipedia. This has been a bad day for me. First John Glenn, now Greg Lake.
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    Astronauts

    Dammit, woke up to this. I'm a space buff so this to me is sadder than Bowie, Ali or any of the others this year. God Speed, John Glenn. LOS for now - we'll see you on the other side.
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    Advent Avalanche

    Wait, what?
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    Not just yours. A few years back they ran a poll on the best soap character. Hilda Ogden got 25% of the vote, with the remainder being divided among dozens if not hundreds of other characters - she won by a landslide.
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    A Joke

    As a proud resident of Edinburgh, I love this! * A man takes his wife out to the pub and puts a glass of whisky in front of her. She protests, saying she'd rather have a sweet sherry, but he insists she tries it. So she takes a sip and screws up her face in disgust, and says, "That's awful!" "Exactly," says the man. "And you think I'm in here every night enjoying myself!"
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    A Joke

    A Polish guy goes to have his eyes tested. The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line of the chart?" The guy says, "Read it? I've shagged his sister!"
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    Ask A Deathlister

    There really is one. I think this is the lot that occasionally has lunch at our local, much to the discomfort of the landlord. (although they do dress for lunch) Just me, maybe, but a combi of nudity and the section of society most likely to be incontinent isn't selling that pub to me Indeed. Would you want to sit in their seats after they'd gone?
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2017

    I had the same reaction about fifteen years ago when I found out that Anthony Buckeridge, author of the 'Jennings' books I'd loved as a child, was still alive. He died in 2004 - aged 92. Hmm...
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    A Joke

    Same guy then points to another item. "Is that a sponge cake or a meringue?" The baker replies, "Naw, ye're right. It's a sponge cake."
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    Thoughts On The 2016 List

    You are Roy Hodgson AICMFP. I'm American. 'splain. Used to be the manager of the England football team. Some of his team selections at the recent European Championships could be best explained if he did it by your method.
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