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Mulayam's much younger second wife Sadhna Gupta is dead.

That's a big one in Italy!

False alarm: he has fever but nothing serious and will be discharged later today.

Indian superstar Vikram rushed to hospital after heart attack. Condition unknown.

No way he survives this. They are just delaying a death announcement.

Cacho Fontana dead at 90. The death of his 20 years younger wife yesterday may have helped.

Tarun Majumdar dead at 91.

He had been in hospital for over a month, but I though it was the usual scam to avoid jail. Which gladly wasn't this time.

Discharged.

After at least five years of hospice care. Talk about staying power!

Chuan Leekpai hospitalised, but it seems nothing serious.

Of course all denied by his daughter: he is stable, all his organ are functioning well and those circulating are "fake news".

Woody Williams hospitalised and it seems there is not much time left for him.

Raffaele La Capria dead at 99.

It seems Dos Santos' situation was a bit exaggerated: according to his daughter he is not in danger, has not suffered a stroke and is not suffering from cancer. One might wonder why he is on life support the, but anyway...

@Toast, Tarun Majumdar on the mend! This despite Arghton's continuous wishful thinking.

Is this a record?

Today. Surreal, they did not even find a redlink to fill the space on Wiki.

It's been another disappointing months in a disappointing year.

Mulayam hospitalised. Yaaaawn.

So, here's a quick roundup of hospitalised/neverdying/foreverimproving folks. 1)Pervez Musharraf (1943): terminal amyloidosis and multiple organ failure, not able to come back to Pakistan, yet still under experimental treatment and not on his last legs. 2)José Eduardo do Santos (1942): treatment for cancer since 2019, in coma and life support after respiratory failure. Anyway stable and possibly not in danger according to close sources. 3)Cardinal Severino Poletto (1933): hospitalised "in critical conditions" some days ago. Discharged after two days, apparently only "slightly ill" according to his family, "alert and doing well" according to a bishop who visited him. His health has apparently declined for more than a year. 4)Tarun Majumdar (1931): heart and kidney failure, sepsis, life support, dyalisis... anyway he is "stable" according to close sources. 5)Mikhail Gorbachev (1931): Receiving dyalisis for kidney failure and has been ill for a very long time. Feels like he has been circling the drain forever. 6)Mulayam Singh Yadav (1939): urinary tract infections, which was discovered during a routine check-up. Won't go anywhere even this time. If other names are suggested I'll gleefully add them. Only serious/notable hospitalizations please.

Khaleda the Faker discharged again.

Ma Shitu and Wang Huo finally meet. And Ma actually looks awesome.

Oh, no he is stable and out of danger!

José Eduardo dos Santos on life support in ICU and it's been coming for some time...