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So, who are the oldest living Cardinals and what is their health like? 1. Albert Vanhoye (1923) Health issues: apparently fine. He is a scholar who never held any diocese. 2. Jozef Tomko (1924) Health: very good health, still able to stand and walk unaided. 3. Alexandre José Maria dos Santos (1924 or 1918) Health: tragic! Confined to a wheelchair for years, unable to speak, utterly frail. According to Mozambican articles he celebrated his 103rd birthday last month. 4. Alexandre do Nascimento (1925) Health: bad. Obese, unable to walk unaided and overall very frail. 5. Francisco Alvarez Martinez (1925) Health: in fine nick till some years ago, seems to have deteriorated recently. 6. José Freire Falcao (1925) Health: very frail. 7. Estanislao Esteban Karlic Health: quite frail, but not tragic. 8. Luigi De Magistris (1926) Health: was already sick in 2010. Must be bedridden now. 9. Agostino Cacciavillan (1926) Health; mentally sharp, able to walk with a cane, overall very good. 10. Emmanuel Wamala (1926) Health: how is this guy still alive? It was a continued hospitalization for him two or three years ago. His successor died last week. Uberfrail.

Fake News according to fake-news spreader Berlusconi-affiliated outlet Il Giornale. He has only suffered "a minor fall" and is not in any danger.

In a critical condition. Due to COVID-19, he has been hospitalized two months after testing positive again, which prompted him from receiving vaccine. His conditions deteriorated sharply last week, but is showing improvement right now.

Well, you could simply quote the post.

Ramsey dead as reported above. Last survivor of Johnson administration.

The manager has actually confirmed his cancer spread to his brain if Google Translate is right.

Still so sure Lizzy will be the last one standing?

Too standard, like thousands of obits which circulated in the last 24 hours. But I can't remember at the moment a DL obit which was particularly witty, though I'm sure there were.

Hmmmm... lame obit.

Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (1921-2021) In good spirits at Easter service, a spirit five days later Age at death: 99 Known health issues: Bladder infection in 2012, surgery in 2013, hip surgery in 2018, heart surgery in 2021. Accidents and various hospitalizations throughout the years. Cause of death: Mongrelization of the Royal Family no, not this... Meghan and Harry ... close but no cigar.... Likely heart failure. Alignment: Gaffeur, mostly seen as a comical relief.

Bang! Another African geezer falls.

Dead. It only took 13 years.

Dead.

Improving. "Come on, I'm an Asian dictator, did you really think I'd die?"

New video of David Musuguri. The article from which I took the video said he is in frail health due to diabetes (as usual). I see they are not wearing masks despite Magufuli's unglorious ending. Be careful, old guy, this could bite you back.

Emmanuel Evans-Anfom (1919-2021) It's time for Africa... again! (Shakira) Age at death: 101 Known health issues: Weight ballooned in the last three years, suffering from vascular disease since his mid 90s, likely dementia sufferer, unable to hold a knife properly, bedridden for the last year of his life. Cause of death: Natural causes. Alignment: Former minister of Health and Education and VC of KNUST. Well-versed in philanthropic activities.

Raúl Maradona (wiki), brother of Diego and minor footballer, hospitalised with COVID-19 complications.

Yes, Google translate messed it into Italian. Thanks.

Clearly some deadpoolers got angry with wasting a pick every year.

Have you tried to translate the original tweet? Says nothing about COVID.

Saw photo of him in hospital and did not look too bad. Or too good to be fair.

I know many people who live a normal life with brain failure.

Yes, but only sedated "because of his anxiety" and does not need a ventilator. Armando Manzanero was sedated because he was using his phone too much...

His son also died.

Cancel everything! He was rescued alive, only his 22-years younger wife is dead.