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Definitely a hoax as he is still alive as of today.

All gone quiet again.

It has been removed. Hoax it seems.

Vatican denies all of this. Ratzinger has no illness and his brother is a dick. Phew, that was quick!

Georg Ratzinger said his brother is suffering from a degenerative illness which is progressively paralyzing him. Anyway he is confident Joseph will celebrate his 91th birthday in April.

José changes hospital.

6th hit with Tsvangirai. All ok till my joker still breathes. And he's not José José as most of you are thinking!

Yes and Tom Petty is still alive fighting for his life.

Morgan in the morgue. Mugabe got his birthday present a week earlier.

Yes, but wait for more reliable sources before tagging it dead. Don't jump the gun.

Being First Lady does not make a Head of State out of you.

Johnny Clegg cancels scheduled gigs till July because he's undertaking a "lenghty and complex treatment".

American hero Chuck Yeager is 95 today!

In fact it was bullshit from the Zim equivalent of The National Enquirer.

If he was Sri Sri Sri Shivakumara Swamiji Shrikebab we'd say discharged from hospital and ready for next time. As he is not a 110 year old with pneumonia and infections everywhere, but a 27 years younger Danish royal with dementia we say he's fucked (don't misunderstand me, he is fucked indeed).

Update on Bernard Tapie. He has lost 20 kilos, but what's more important, his cancer has metastasized and he is starting massive chemiotherapy to fight it.

Tsvangirai moved to ICU.

Definitely true.

is becoming as popular as . I think they are both overused.

He probably reincarnated as 12 Angry Men James A. Kelly, only to disappear again after that.

I'd like to remember three scientists who died this month and did not get the coverage they deserve. Joseph Polchinski died on February the 2nd aged 62 in Santa Barbara, CA. Cause of death was cancer. He was one of the world's most prominent string theorist and an expert of quantum physics. His amazing theories on wormholes are hardly verifiable so he'd never really had the chance to get a Nobel Prize. Anyway he was a well respected and beloved figure in the scientific community. Alan Baker, British mathematician, died on February the 4th after suffering a major stroke, aged 78. He won Fields medal, which is considered the Nobel Prize for Maths, in 1970. His works on Diophantine equations and Gelfond-Schneider theorem are indeed remarkable. Astrophysicst Donald Lynden-Bell died on February the 5h, aged 82, due to complications from a stroke. He theorized that galaxies contain supermassive black holes at their centers, which are the sources of qasar energy. Again. this theories are hardly verifiable, so no chance of Nobel Prize for Donald, but he won many awards, including prestigious Eddington Medal in 1984.

Zeffirelli turns 95 tomorrow, says he is in good health and spirit.

Oh, the Kid is back with porn links!

On hunger strike?!

The lead is back, I think.