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He was the first to post it on this forum, so shut your up.

FTFY.

And not only that he had great!

Alf was played by a Jew.

Leslie Phillips. Random.org says Hosni Mubarak.

Thread of the year. This clearly surpasses the "Ban msc and DI" thread.

ALAIN DELON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you think Herbert Kretzmer will die this year? Is he ill?

He looks extraordinary healthy for an 89 years old dick.

Yes, but is due.

Nick Castle, director of Dennis the menace who also played Michael Myers in the original Halloween, turned 70 on September the 21st. I can't see him making it to 75, so one to watch for 2018. No particular reason, but that's the way it is.

Still not updated....

DL front page has nit been updated yet. I'm seriously starting to think the committee members have real lives! Anyway Dawn's cause of death was emphysema, while Booth had so many ailments we'll probably never know what caused his death.

Brilliant!

Full odds: Kirk Douglas: very very old, suffered a heart attack 20 years ago. He would be the biggest DL death of the year and it seems likely. 60% Vera Lynn: old, but in good health. Not likely, would be a fair surprise. 30% Billy Graham: He's clearly beyond human survival for Parkinson's. Really likely. 70% Lord Carrington: Old, but in fair shape. Not likely. 30% Prince Philip: yes, he had some health problems recently, but it is too early for him. 33% Denis Norden: Advanced maculopathy and frail health. Almos a dead cert. 75% Pierre Cardin: Only old, no issues here. 30% Stan Lee: He lost his wife and had a pacemaker fitted, but again it seems just too early. However, 45% Olivia de Havilland: Excellent health. 20% Herman Wouk: Respiratory issues and incredibly old. Really likely. 70% Bob Dole: Still hospitalized for low pressure, his health is rapidly declining. Likely 60% Leah Bracknell: Off treatment since March, almost impossible to survive though she's actually pretty tough. 80% Jimmy Carter: Overcame cancer and is in excellent health. Not likely. 25% Gord Downie: Glioblastoma does not forgive, but he seems to be in relatively good shape. Still 65% Leslie Phillips: Having suffered from multiple strokes, he could go at any moment. 65% Robert Mugabe: Oh, no. This man will never die. 15% Javier Perez de Cuellar: Old and wheelchair bound. It would be a deliverance for DL. 50% King Michael: leaukaemia and skin cancer, widow and 96. Why still here? 80% Betty White: Immortal. 10% Nobby Stiles: Advanced dementia and prostate cancer. A matter of months and he will be a hit. 85% Queen Elizabeth II: fake alarm last December. She's gonna bury most of us. 12% Jill Gascoine: Advanced Alzheimer's. Could be a surprise hit. 55% Bob Barker: Suffered a nasty fall, but he's still in good shape and NE guaranteed him other three years of life. 30% Doug Ellis: No health issues at all. 25% George Bush Senior: Pneumonia, on the mend, pneumonia, on the mend, exc. Likely, but not too much. 55% Honor Blackman: No health issues. 20% Ian St. John: Advanced prostate cancer, but he is in good health otherwise. Not likely. 30% Hugh Hefner: Only bullshit about him. No health issues. 30% David Prowse: Overcame prostate cancer and has dementia. Likely. 55% Sandy Gall: No health issues. 25% Hosni Mubarak: An incredible medical history, he has been near death for five years. Has a good possibilty to go this year and that would not be bad for DL and the world. 50% Desmond Tutu: Urinary problems last year, but he overcame that. 40% Akihito: He's not in very good health, but he's young for DL standards and still has some years left in him. Oh, and he is a Jap. 15% Gay Byrne: Prostate cancer, but not so serious. 35% Valerie Harper: Metastatic cancer, could be near death right now or on the mend, who really knows. 50% Benedict XVI: 90 year old in good health without notable health issues. Not Likely. 30% Fats Domino: No health issues for this legendary DL bedblocker. 25% Record will be destroyed.

Nobby Stiles. Random.org says Betty White, wrong as usual.

Gilbert, Ricketts, Nevin, Elias, Cryne, Downie, Michael, Bracknell all survive the year. Now that would be hilarious.

I see DL front page is renewing but still lacks an obit for Lamotta. As a DL bedblocker he deserves a good DL obit, which I hope to see written within a week, if there are not particular technical problems.

Discharged from hospital.

Elias and Cryne are a matter of when, Bradley was pretty unexpected. Nevin is probably gonna die too, so a fifth consecutive victory for DQSP looks quite likely now. If Greg Gilbert/Stefan Karl dies it's over. For GS and TJS I see picking Ricketts has drastically reduced their chances as he's nowhere near to death. At least one between King Michael and Tony Booth will probably survive, making TJS chances even dimmer. Yes, being all quiet it seems Michael is not the best pick for 2017. And I desperately need Leah Bracknell to stick in the top ten!

This teaches you to never underestimate colithis, expecially if you are a deadpooler.

Good spot, ZZL. Next year Drop 40 and DL pick , because pregnancy is one of those illnesses no one has ever survived.

He does not seem in immediate danger, but he'll become undroppable for DL 2018.

Some more: Abdelmalek Benhabyles (1921) Lee Teng-hui (1923) Yasuhiro Nakasone (1918) Tomichi Murayama (1924) Khamtai Siphandon (1924) Mahatir Mohamed (1925) Abderrahmane Youssoufi (1924) Abdelsalam al-Majali (1925) Ali Hassan Mwinyi (1925) Antoine Gizenga (1925) Tran Thien Kiem (1925) Kim Jong-pil (1926) Yang Hyong-sop (1925) Kim Yong-nam (1928) Ri Kun-mo (1926) Abdoulaye Wade (1926) Khieu Sampan (1931) Abdur Rahman Biswas (1926) Kirti Nidhi Bista (1927) Albert Zafy (1927) Hamed Karoui (1927) Sisavat Keobounphahn (1928) Balak Sher Mazari (1928) Belaid Abdessalam (1928) Chung Won-shik (1928) Sam Nujoma (1929) Mengistu (1937) Gombojavyn Ochirbat (1929) Mohammad Hasan Sharq (1925) Lucas Mangope (1923) Ali Haroun (1927) Marcelino Dos Santos (1929) Mir Hazar Khan Khoso (1929) Muhammad Rafiq Tarar (1929) Selim Hoss (1929)