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Sarath Babu dead again.

Alma Adamkiené (1927-2023) "I hope to put her back on her feet by winter " (Valdas Frankenstein Adamkus) "Fuck Jimmy Carter!" (Alma's last words) Age at death: 96 Known health issues: Severe stroke and month-long hospitalization in 2019, bedridden since. Hospitalised in 2021 with unknown virus and in critical condition with COVID in 2022. Stroke in 2023. Cause of death: Stroke Alignment: Seemed a nice person by all accounts.

Christoph Daum in ICU with cancer complications.

Big one.

Pete Brown dead at 82.

Illegitimate son Ari Boulogne dead at 60 under suspicious circumstances.

Peruvian footballer Roberto Challe in serious condition with diabetes complications.

Soon after a hearing...

Discharged.

Ancient Italian archbishop Giuseppe Casale dead at 99.

Occasionally on a wheelchair as posted elsewhere. Not worrying for a 98 years old, but surely some sign of decline.

Superstar Billy Graham (1943-2023) My days are numbered (Superstar Billy Graham, 1965) Donate to Jesus, pray GoFundMe (a very confused Valerie Coleman) No, no wait, this one: Age at death: 79 (human years), 134 (wrestler years) Known health issues: Liver transplant in 2002, bowel ostruction in 2006, terminal liver disease in 2010, double pneumonia and heart failure in 2013, liver disease in 2014, internal bleeding and surgery in 2016, complications from diabetes in 2022, skull infection, kidney failure in 2023. Cause of death: Foul play. Alignment: Superstar had become a running joke on DL due to his ability to exaggerate his health issues. Indeed we'll miss his continued hospitalization, his infinite faith in GoFundMe and moderate use of roids.

Zoleka Mandela hospitalised . Cancer now in lungs and liver. Still not imminent, but quite surely circling the drain.

Discharged.

Reappeared in public. End of speculations.

Doyle Brunson (1933-2023) Look what poker face is keeping Doyle! Doyle...? Age at death: 89 Known health issues: Terminal cancer in the 70s, from which he recovered "as a miracle". Continued pneumonia hospitalizations in recent years, relying on mobility scooter recently. Cause of death: Natural causes. Alignment: Greatest poker player to ever live.

Don't think that really means anything.

Shi Ping finally d... No, well, Shi Ping seemingly fully recovered from his illness and does not need oxygen anymore.

Three African American women born in 1914 who have looked awful for years and still go on: Anita Mackey, Viola Fletcher and Edith Renfrow Smith. All of them look already dead.

Who said the word "Immortal"?

Can we close this thread with "certified immortality" as a reason?

Yes. Just like Erdogan and Vucic.

More than three months without a hit...

Some non existent tabloid drama going on here too.