Joey Russ

PM’d a very uninspired Windy City team to Chorizo. Good luck everyone.

My odds of getting a QO is 1/1,000,000, which is quite generous odds tbh

Yay, coloring pages. That’s exactly what I need in order for you to earn my vote in November. It’s not health care for all, or free college, or a living wage, or legalized marijuana. It’s coloring pages. You fucking imbeciles...

Well fuck. An ER doctor committed suicide due to the stress of the virus. Can’t imagine all the stress going on in the ER that cause that person to make this unfortunate decision...

What a disaster

Yeah, wonder if Bart and Lisa shortened his lifespan a little:

Tony Occleshaw, a DDP pick for some due to a bagpiper entering the hospice room looks to have died last month, with no sign of a UK obit.

I just realized that all nine baseball players who appeared in the Simpsons episode Homer’s at Bat are still alive. So I thought I’d make a list of all of them here to keep an eye on for future pools: Wade Boggs Jose Canseco Roger Clemens Ken Griffey Jr Don Mattingly Steve Sax Mike Scioscia Ozzie Smith Darryl Strawberry

Vin Scully back home

Well, if it is really Iain, let’s enjoy a classic post of his, shall we?

We already knew this...

Yeah because the express is a super reliable source and there’s no evidence that his train went by his home place...

I see.

This article now mentions him among the covid fatalitie

It’s twitter being twitter. Would take those trends with a grain of salt.

Harold Reid, singer for the Statler Brothers is dead at 80. Hope he didn’t spend all this time just counting flowers on the wall...

Sad news. Mike Huckaby is dead. Sadder news is that Mike Huckabee is still alive...

I’m not sure. They’re currently predicting a second wave of this that could potentially be worse than the first one, so I don’t know if the worse of it is over or not. I sure hope it is though...

Working on a new album

I think they did wait 48 hours or so to announce Jong-il’s death iirc, but there was none of this speculation that he likely died at that point...

At this point it’d probably be either Stefan Karl Stefansson or Tim Conway since I had some childhood memories with both of them. Besides that, Samantha Last was a pretty sad case as a whole...

In need for a non binary musician next year after the death of Genesis P-Orridge? Not to worry, Rae Spoon comes in to save the day...

Some of these nonobits these past few years are truly mind blowing...