Joey Russ

About to become daddy of another kid

Joe Coulombe, founder of the grocery store chain Trader Joe’s has died at 89

With less than 12 hours to go, here’s a list of names who I can confirm have submitted for next round: Skinny Kiltrunner or Sir Creep vs JiroemonKimura or Old Crem Annami or Grobler vs John Key Engineer vs Grim YoungWillz vs Wormfarmer or Joemoneypenny Bibliogryphon vs msc Torva vs Reptile Banana vs Spade_Cooley Quim Reaper vs Deathray Maryport vs Deadsox Oldlady vs DeathByArsenic or Sean An Fear Bag or Markb4 vs Alt Obits Guy DDT vs Book Djemba Djemba or Yorkshire Banker vs Joey Russ Chorizo vs HDS or Great Uncle Bulgaria Death Impends vs LizLemon or Ethushishispushingupdaisies Clorox vs FixedBusiness or The Unknown Man A lot of what’s left are certain waiting till last minute, but a few names in there that has shown no sign of life thus far...

That wouldn’t have been an acceptable obit had you played him in February.

Alright everyone, there’s 24 hours left to go... Nope. Most meaningless joker is probably DJ Nelstar. Because he ended up dying before the starting, and had he lived to June, he didn’t receive a single QO...

So, as I said before, the top two for best loser has been set out. As for the third person, I did have to do a randomized draw since five people had Daniel Arap Moi, who was the youngest hit of the three pointers. So as such, here are the first 3 names up to return if people don’t send in a team. 1. Sir Creep 2. Djemba Djemba 3. Old Crem So anyways, here’s the first three up to return. If more is needed, I do also have placements for the next 4 who picked Arap Moi but hopefully we don’t have to go that far...

Hm...

Yeah, it’s a bit too late to join the cup now. Sorry. Also Sir Creep isn’t necessarily out yet, there’s a name or two that seems to gone MIA, and he’s first up to return...

South Carolina is tomorrow, and I’m expecting Biden to win that state. But then two days after that is Super Tuesday, which is really going to change the overall state of the race. I’m probably going to make an overall prediction on Monday for each state, but for a bit of a sneak peak on how I’m feeling, let’s look at this poll from Massachusetts... If this holds, she’s done.

End of the month as usual. Which is about 48 hours from now...

That’s three matches guaranteed to happen then. Will the other 13 go on as planned? Time will tell...

Not completely sure if this is the right thread, but ESPN and Fox News commentator Britt McHenry has been diagnosed with a brain tumor...

Adam Maher, rugby player who was diagnosed with ALS in 2018 dead at 47

Ah, now I’m getting plenty of submissions, so to make sure I’m missing anyone, this is the state of submissions: Skinny Kiltrunner or Sir Creep vs JiroemonKimura or Old Crem Annami or Grobler vs John Key Engineer vs Grim YoungWillz vs Wormfarmer or Joemoneypenny Bibliogryphon vs msc Torva vs Reptile Banana vs Spade_Cooley Quim Reaper vs Deathray Maryport vs Deadsox Oldlady vs DeathByArsenic or Sean An Fear Bag or Markb4 vs Alt Obits Guy DDT vs Book Djemba Djemba or Yorkshire Banker vs Joey Russ Chorizo vs HDS or Great Uncle Bulgaria Death Impends vs LizLemon or Ethushishispushingupdaisies Clorox vs FixedBusiness or The Unknown Man Of course, many of the above will be last minute submissions, but there’s a few question marks on when they’ll submit their team...

I did receive that one, I’ve just been quite busy so haven’t had as much time to look them up.

Ulitzer said that a reliable source said he took a turn for the worse, and to expect a palace announcement soon. Make of that as you will...

Also a heads up, unless someone can actually find evidence that he’s still alive today, I will be rejecting Katsumi Tezuka. Notable, yes, but apparently he hasn’t been seen since the 1960s. So very probable he died off radar...

Yep. In other news, I think I need to remind folk again that if you competed in round 1 I left all of those DMs to create more space in the DMs, so you have to send in your team in a new DM. Hopefully we won’t have a situation where someone submitted their team but I never received it...

90 today.

That’s your lot for the year. Better luck in 2021...

Update on those teams who sent in to me: Skinny Kiltrunner or Sir Creep vs JiroemonKimura or Old Crem Annami or Grobler vs John Key Engineer vs Grim YoungWillz vs Wormfarmer or Joemoneypenny Bibliogryphon vs msc Torva vs Reptile Banana vs Spade_Cooley Quim Reaper vs Deathray Maryport vs Deadsox Oldlady vs DeathByArsenic or Sean An Fear Bag or Markb4 vs Alt Obits Guy DDT vs Book Djemba Djemba or Yorkshire Banker vs Joey Russ Chorizo vs HDS or Great Uncle Bulgaria Death Impends vs LizLemon or Ethushishispushingupdaisies Clorox vs FixedBusiness or The Unknown Man Also, for those hoping to sneak into next round in case the winner forget, I’ve decided to sort that via highest scoring loser, just to give those who put up a good effort another shot and not have to feel down like I did whenever I had one of the best teams in the match but lost to an even better team. Now, so far I will have to do a random drawing for third place since Arap Moi is the youngest hit of those who got three (and a lot of people had him), so I will draw those names in a few days (hopefully some more folk scores so I don’t have to do that). However, top 2 highest scoring losers atm are Sir Creep and Djemba Djemba, so definitely don’t give up on submitting in a team if you’re down...

Yeah, being the first coronavirus victim in your country doesn’t really make you eligible for the cup unless you can prove another claim to fame about them. Sorry.

Well, that doesn’t bode too well for those just turning the age of two...

Hot on the Heels of death for Genesis...

So who will Hosni Mubarak revive as this time?